Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed

[hayze99]

And then weed + beer = draining the monster every 5 minutes.

Maybe I'm just fucked up.

[the acid never lies]

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[norman swashbuckle]

your not a real smoker til you piss ya pants on purpose cos your so stoned you dontr wanna move

[dubluke]

this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

[bass hertz]

you have to much sulfur in your pot.

[rubixdub]

is it not just cause you drink more because of your post spliff cotton mouth?
this happens to me sometimes and i just assumed that was why

[pikeymobile]

Every drug I've ever tried makes me want to shit really badly, particularly weed and mdma. I never need to piss though, unless alcohol is involved, which I'm pretty sure is your problem.

[firky]

this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

You get that too? I thought that was just me

I heard that it's nice to have a poo when you're on, being a bloke I can't verify this but apparently it's true, she swears by it - never asked any other girl though..... ninjas?

[NilsFG]

this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

You get that too? I thought that was just me

I heard that it's nice to have a poo when you're on, being a bloke I can't verify this but apparently it's true, she swears by it - never asked any other girl though..... ninjas?

Wait a minute. So you can't verify if having a shit while being high is nice because you're a bloke?
Or are we on a different wavelengths here

[kins83]

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[Coppola]

this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

You get that too? I thought that was just me

I heard that it's nice to have a poo when you're on, being a bloke I can't verify this but apparently it's true, she swears by it - never asked any other girl though..... ninjas?

Wait a minute. So you can't verify if having a shit while being high is nice because you're a bloke?
Or are we on a different wavelengths here

I take it Firky means 'on the rag'

[firky]

That I do, sir, that I do!

Probably relaxes the muscles in the cervix or something.

[NilsFG]

Ahhhh. Ok then.

Pooping while being high can be fucking amazing though

[bandshell]

Ever since doing ket I need a piss after like every beer I have.

[p-roc]

The smoke/piss thing, according to a doctor I know, is the result of a form of fluid retention. Mind you, that's just flash medic talk for "busting for a slash," I reckon.

Interesting comment about the sulphur above, as just smoking a straight can get me scuttling for the facility.

K makes me fart!

[did]

i standardly piss 2 or 3 times off one pint. im normally fine but just when i drink i piss way too much

[diss04]

Great. Another drug-related circle jerk of a thread...

[pikeymobile]

All about doing enough phet to give a horse a heart attack and having 2 pisses in the night, both of which consisted of you standing there for 3-5 minutes staring at the wall intently trying to relax.

[NilsFG]

i standardly piss 2 or 3 times off one pint. im normally fine but just when i drink i piss way too much

That's normal. Ethanol makes your body produce more and release more AVP which in turn let's your body produce more urine.
Resulting in pissing and a good feeling afterwards

[pikeymobile]

That first piss about 90 minutes after drinking a mushroom brew is the best feeling in the world. It's like pissing out a poison, and good times ensue.