CORPSEY?

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:22 pm

Shonky wrote:More like these feckers

Except I'm not too sure if Corpsey can actually grow such outstanding tachery as displayed here.

He usually just shaves his pubes off and pritt sticks them to his upper lip.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:28 pm

At the weekend it looks like this:

kion · Post by **kion** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:29 pm

(Zippy peels a banana)...
Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from Behind it.
Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy (looking sad) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod (to Jane) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
Like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:"Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song."
Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
all day."

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:02 am

this has gone completely offtopic.

This is MY thread, and let's stick to the grain.

THAAAAANKS!

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:30 pm

I tried growing a tasche once but I left it on the window sill with the window open and a dog ran off with it.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:03 pm

relaks wrote:this has gone completely offtopic.

This is MY thread, and let's stick to the grain.

THAAAAANKS!

"the maneth whoeth tryeth and controleth offtopiceth is liketh the maneth who tryeth to controleth the celestial realmeth"

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:21 pm

Jubscarz wrote:"the maneth whoeth tryeth and controleth offtopiceth is liketh the maneth who tryeth to controleth the celestial realmeth"

More Eth's than channel 9.

And like the celestial real meth - I was running out of medication options but that one sounds spiritual and edgy which is exactly how the seasonal drugfugga should be - deck tha cahnts in bars with brollies, tra la la la la, la la la la

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:47 pm

schminky pinky beng beng

pethethethetheth chris waddle schminky pinky pussy, full a meaty goodnes , news metorlogical mit paola.......

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:00 am

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:11 am

wtf are u lot on about?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:58 pm

*Grand* wrote:wtf are u lot on about?

Erm....(walks away shiftily, without making eye contact)..err..nothing

Quick everyone we've been rumbled

kion · Post by **kion** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:00 pm

Mushroom G wrote:I'm a mushroom

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