Found out at work the other day that

leebass · Post by **leebass** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:57 pm

I know a girl that can lick her elbow.

djacroama · Post by **djacroama** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:52 pm

that im not actually typing this, that this doesnt excist and is just a figment of your imagination.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:55 pm

Whats with bumping all these old threads?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:51 pm

a couple of weeks ago I punched Leona Lewis in the face in Waterstones

fork · Post by **fork** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:55 pm

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:55 pm

dubluke wrote:a couple of weeks ago I punched Leona Lewis in the face in Waterstones

i made stephen gately die of natural causes!!

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:13 pm

z.u.bee wrote:
dubluke wrote:a couple of weeks ago I punched Leona Lewis in the face in Waterstones
i made stephen gately die of natural causes!!

frizzwah · Post by **frizzwah** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:26 pm

kilroy tripped over my dad's hand luggage on a plane

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:49 pm

dsf i run and closely monitored by the kgb

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:51 pm

when i was working at the house of commons i saw lembit opik eating his lunch, what a fucking joker

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:57 pm

When I was last in the House of Commons I shared a lift with David Blunkett and patted his guide dog on the head.

Straight up.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:00 pm

tr0tsky wrote:When I was last in the House of Commons I shared a lift with David Blunkett and patted his guide dog on the head.

Straight up.

haha, quality man - was it a friendly dog?

beerz · Post by **beerz** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:48 pm

Shared a lift with teddy sherringham.

Sat next to effy from skins at a comedy thing