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Post by tr0tsky » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:29 am

Three vampires walk into a bar....

The first orders blood on the rocks and downs it in one.

The second orders a double blood, no ice, and downs it in one.

The third orders a mug of hot water and the barman looks confused and asks him "why didn't you just have blood like everyone else"



....the vampire whips out a tampon and replies "i am making tea"
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Post by djacroama » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:30 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by DZA » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:32 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: LOL

Post by poulplade » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by vivace » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:16 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by lynn mc » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:23 pm

:roll:
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Post by tr0tsky » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:41 pm

lynn mc wrote::roll:

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Post by djelements » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:46 pm

tr0tsky wrote:
lynn mc wrote: :roll:

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Re: LOL

Post by NilsFG » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:29 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by djacroama » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:48 pm

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Re: LOL

Post by the acid never lies » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:51 pm

saw that one coming a mile off!
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Post by Neurotik » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:44 pm

Hahaha!
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Post by spire » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:30 pm

oldie, but goodie.
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Re: LOL

Post by k_k » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:33 pm

Where do you find a one legged dog?



Right where you left it!

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Re: LOL

Post by x-kaylie » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:12 am

looooool :lol:
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Post by vivace » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:30 am

k_k wrote:Where do you find a one legged dog?



Right where you left it!

:cry: im sorry
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: LOL

Post by did » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:30 am

i loll'ed
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Re: LOL

Post by faust.dtc » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:49 am

Q. What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?

A. A weakend...

:oops: The only joke I can ever remember...
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Re: LOL

Post by did » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:07 am

faust.dtc wrote:Q. What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?

A. A weakend...

:oops: The only joke I can ever remember...
I was about to burn you on spelling then i got it :oops:
Adam Everitt (on sexism) wrote:is sexism the loud thing they push around that makes the floors really clean?
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Re: LOL

Post by djacroama » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:35 am

I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox, bad day to wear sandals.
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