NOMINATIONS - Outstanding Contribution to Offtopic

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:07 pm

POWER 2 THE PEOPLE YAWL

boomnoise · Post by **boomnoise** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:31 am

this category was dropped as there didn't seem to be enough interest.

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:37 am

boomnoise wrote:this category was dropped as there didn't seem to be enough interest.

What better place for the offtopic awards but in offtopic?

I think we should have categories though.

i.e.
and here are my picks
Funniest:
Poax

Most off topic:
Jubscarz

Most prolific:
Metalbox Products

Best thread or threads:
?
Weirdest:
Corpsey

Newcomer:
Parson

etc.....

just a thought

mos dan · Post by **mos dan** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:54 am

in which case shonky deserves some kind of lifetime achievement award for that thread in rhyming couplets - i can't even remember what it was about now - an epic poem in the tradition (ahem, loosely) of beowulf or onegin if memory serves...

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:08 am

mos dan wrote:in which case shonky deserves some kind of lifetime achievement award for that thread in rhyming couplets - i can't even remember what it was about now - an epic poem in the tradition (ahem, loosely) of beowulf or onegin if memory serves...

Seconded on that

Most Creative/Witty:
Shonky

ands · Post by **ands** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:23 am

1 2 1 2 its the offtopic cru yall

best otc moment of all time were the boxes upon boxes

it was a group effort. but i have to give most credit to parson, shonky and mtb

ands · Post by **ands** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:28 am

too bad it "disappeared" and is now only a sweet memory.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:21 am

ands wrote:too bad it "disappeared" and is now only a sweet memory.

I'm hoping it's in the Dubstep Forum archives for the 10th Anniversary celebrations. I think that was maybe four or more hours of our lives dedicated to off-colour humour, the tiniest of tiny boxes (and attendant wrong gags), Parson's intriguing sculptures, and of course the T-Rex. And not a word about Skream's new dub.

I'd like that as Offtopic Event of the Year.

Poax should be up for the Glitter visual gags - never has one man and Google image search caused such laughter/consternation.

Corpsey for his continued efforts at his quest to realise that morality is essentially a form of disability. Also working on a double act with Jubz, who has now cornered the Ernie Wise to Corpsey's Fred West. They should be on the Royal Variety Performance by next year.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:21 am

ands wrote:too bad it "disappeared" and is now only a sweet memory.

I'm hoping it's in the Dubstep Forum archives for the 10th Anniversary celebrations. I think that was maybe four or more hours of our lives dedicated to off-colour humour, the tiniest of tiny boxes (and attendant wrong gags), Parson's intriguing sculptures, and of course the T-Rex. And not a word about Skream's new dub.

I'd like that as Offtopic Event of the Year.

Poax should be up for the Glitter visual gags - never has one man and Google image search caused such laughter/consternation.

Corpsey for his continued efforts at his quest to realise that morality is essentially a form of disability. Also working on a double act with Jubz, who has now cornered the Ernie Wise to Corpsey's Fred West. They should be on the Royal Variety Performance by next year.

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:31 am

Shonky wrote:
ands wrote:too bad it "disappeared" and is now only a sweet memory.
I'm hoping it's in the Dubstep Forum archives for the 10th Anniversary celebrations. I think that was maybe four or more hours of our lives dedicated to off-colour humour, the tiniest of tiny boxes (and attendant wrong gags), Parson's intriguing sculptures, and of course the T-Rex. And not a word about Skream's new dub.

I'd like that as Offtopic Event of the Year.

Poax should be up for the Glitter visual gags - never has one man and Google image search caused such laughter/consternation.

Corpsey for his continued efforts at his quest to realise that morality is essentially a form of disability. Also working on a double act with Jubz, who has now cornered the Ernie Wise to Corpsey's Fred West. They should be on the Royal Variety Performance by next year.

That threaded box thing was a great piece of collaborative art. i wish someone got a screen shot. I should have took one .. damn it.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:06 am

Shonky wrote:
ands wrote:too bad it "disappeared" and is now only a sweet memory.
Corpsey for his continued efforts at his quest to realise that morality is essentially a form of disability.

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:39 am

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:41 am

poax wrote:

You know it !

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:49 am

i haven't been here for very long, but i liked that thread about the bar girl at FWD. anyone made a move on her?

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:21 pm

was going to.. ut unfortunatl she was there so made amove on the one who left a few weeks earlier tis a shame.. i tried and i failed... damn onlu being 21.. poaxs can i borrow your birth certificate.. then ican say im 50 and i got id to back it up then i can nevr be turned down cos im young ever again!

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:25 pm

paolo wrote:i haven't been here for very long, but i liked that thread about the bar girl at FWD. anyone made a move on her?

Last i heard she was in Ipswitch.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:34 pm

*Grand* wrote:was going to.. ut unfortunatl she was there so made amove on the one who left a few weeks earlier tis a shame.. i tried and i failed... damn onlu being 21.. poaxs can i borrow your birth certificate.. then ican say im 50 and i got id to back it up then i can nevr be turned down cos im young ever again!

jesus my speling is atrocious...

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:42 pm

*Grand* wrote:
*Grand* wrote:was going to.. ut unfortunatl she was there so made amove on the one who left a few weeks earlier tis a shame.. i tried and i failed... damn onlu being 21.. poaxs can i borrow your birth certificate.. then ican say im 50 and i got id to back it up then i can nevr be turned down cos im young ever again!
jesus my speling is atrocious...

LOL -took me a second too get what you were saying. But I got the jist of it.

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:54 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:
paolo wrote:i haven't been here for very long, but i liked that thread about the bar girl at FWD. anyone made a move on her?
Last i heard she was in Ipswitch.

are u being serious or is that a sick joke? nothing wrong with sick jokes, mind

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:25 pm

paolo wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:
paolo wrote:i haven't been here for very long, but i liked that thread about the bar girl at FWD. anyone made a move on her?
Last i heard she was in Ipswitch.
are u being serious or is that a sick joke? nothing wrong with sick jokes, mind

Don't know what ye talking about......

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