Beer Belly

[faust.dtc]

On another note is it just me or do other people feel like they are falling apart already. Im 27 and my lower back has gone, my shoulders are tense and my neck is as stiff as a mother fucker. I dread to think for the next 20 years have in store...

It's just you

You may have to improve on you sexual technique. My diagnosis is that you're thrusting the wrong way.

Thrusting all wrong!!! I just lie back and let my hand do all the work.

[firky]

On another note is it just me or do other people feel like they are falling apart already. Im 27 and my lower back has gone, my shoulders are tense and my neck is as stiff as a mother fucker. I dread to think for the next 20 years have in store...

It's just you

You may have to improve on you sexual technique. My diagnosis is that you're thrusting the wrong way.

Thrusting all wrong!!! I just lie back and let my hand do all the work.

You need to get a dog, mate.

[faust.dtc]

On another note is it just me or do other people feel like they are falling apart already. Im 27 and my lower back has gone, my shoulders are tense and my neck is as stiff as a mother fucker. I dread to think for the next 20 years have in store...

It's just you

You may have to improve on you sexual technique. My diagnosis is that you're thrusting the wrong way.

Thrusting all wrong!!! I just lie back and let my hand do all the work.

You need to get a dog, mate.

I have mate but the bitch always fakes a headache

[dubluke]

don't even get me started on the belly man, i've never been slim but i've had a decent sized belly a couple of years now, my diet and lifestyle is fucking embarrasing to be honest, loads of unhealthy (but delicious) food and snacking, drink far too much alcohol on a regular basis, drink coke and rubicon while i'm at work, don't really do any exercise and smoke as well need to learn some self control!

[the tits]

you guys need some meth, that'll sort your bellies out. Just watch out for the people talking in the walls

[boomstix]

i heard somewhere that alcohol over time makes your intestines go all hard and swollen, hence beer bellies are hard as fuck

fat bellies are soft and pillowy

if you wanna lose the beer belly, gotta lose the beer

no shortcuts

[dubluke]

you guys need some meth, that'll sort your bellies out. Just watch out for the people talking in the walls

oh of course, solve our weight issues with crystal meth! very practical

[tr0tsky]

I might ask Father Christmas for a shiney red one then as I cant really be fucked to go jogging.

Actually not being fucked to do much other than sit on my fat arse and eat, drink and smoke is the reason why im in this mess.

When I finished uni I spent like 4 months on the dole and then I started 9-5ing which proper merked me, I was tired all the time and generally feeling sorry for myself.

I joined the gym and haven't looked back, I go 2 or 3 times a week now and it makes you feel like a spring lamb.

10 minutes on rower
stretches
do some weights (I usually do chest press, lower back, upper arm, leg press, shoulder press, squats)
10 minutes on treadmill at 9.5 kph
10 mins on bike
situps, crunches and leg extention-type thingies using the big exercise balls
10 mins on cross trainer to cool down
stretches


Sorts you the fuck out bro, especially the running and biking because the biggest muscle in your body is in your legs (other than my foot-long winkie) and so it burns the most energy when used therefore takes you that one step closer to looking like a Greek god.

[the tits]

you guys need some meth, that'll sort your bellies out. Just watch out for the people talking in the walls

oh of course, solve our weight issues with crystal meth! very practical

sure is! how else you gonna lose weight AND get to ride the paranoia train bullet drain straight to deathville?! big up telephone calls from demons!

[BaronVon]

Grilled Pork Neck will do it


The food of the Gods

ugh nasty, food of the dogs

You have no idea what you're talking about

[the tits]

You have no idea what you're talking about

ah don't take it so hard baron

that dawgg knows what's up, din din

[kins83]

Swimming is the way forward. And I mean proper swimming, non of this breast-stroke-with-your-chin-on-the-surface like an old lady on a Sunday. That shit burns some serious calories, and works your upper body damn well too...

[dubluke]

Swimming is the way forward. And I mean proper swimming, non of this breast-stroke-with-your-chin-on-the-surface like an old lady on a Sunday. That shit burns some serious calories, and works your upper body damn well too...

I love swimming but i'm a bit weird about swimming pools, there's always some gross stuff on the tiles at the one in peckham or plasters floating around in the water, and that makes me feel a bit like i'm about to vomit, can't hack that kind of thing man, I'm not squeamish about anything else but stuff like that is just grim for me

[kins83]

Yeah to be fair there's some grim pools out there - plasters and big clumps of hair floating around are a regular appearance.

I remember at secondary school there was a shitty little pool, and one of those footbath things on the way from the changing rooms to the pool. Without fail, there would always be a dead spider floating around in it.

Luckily the pool near me is relatively new, and so it hasn't really had the chance to get all manky yet...

[dubluke]

Yeah to be fair there's some grim pools out there - plasters and big clumps of hair floating around are a regular appearance.

I remember at secondary school there was a shitty little pool, and one of those footbath things on the way from the changing rooms to the pool. Without fail, there would always be a dead spider floating around in it.

Luckily the pool near me is relatively new, and so it hasn't really had the chance to get all manky yet...

urgh, the footbaths are the worst bit, i'm a bit OCD about shit like that man, can't face the thought of having to traipse through other people's nasty foot germs before then jumping headfirst into a massive pool full of grossness off people's skin, YUCK!

[faust.dtc]

Last time I went swimming someone did a shit in the pool and the life guard had to get in and scoop it up in a plastic earbud container...now thats grim.

[dubluke]

Last time I went swimming someone did a shit in the pool and the life guard had to get in and scoop it up in a plastic earbud container...now thats grim.

fucking hell, gross, what kind of person squeezes out a mud monkey whilst doing lengths?

[kins83]

lol it seems most people have a swimming pool and poo story.

Some lad in my year - by the name of Darren Jones - shat himself in the pool and nobody could get out quick enough.

[dubluke]

lol it seems most people have a swimming pool and poo story.

Some lad in my year - by the name of Darren Jones - shat himself in the pool and nobody could get out quick enough.

hahahahahaha, i think hackman did a similar thing! one time i swallowed bare swimming pool water by accident then needed to vomit something rotten, got out and started running to the toilets but didn't make it and projectile vomited against a glass door, it went everywhere!!

[badger]

On another note is it just me or do other people feel like they are falling apart already. Im 27 and my lower back has gone, my shoulders are tense and my neck is as stiff as a mother fucker. I dread to think for the next 20 years have in store...

i'm an absolute wreck. my grandparents are more spritely than me and they're in their 80s

you guys need some meth, that'll sort your bellies out. Just watch out for the people talking in the walls

oh of course, solve our weight issues with crystal meth! very practical

yeah just get yourself a tapeworm like i did and you can eat whatever you like