the surrealist compliment generator

kion · Post by **kion** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:15 pm

Your pharyngeal hair tickles the divine underbelly of my terrestrial erector set with saponifying liquors.

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

kion · Post by **kion** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:26 pm

Keep pressing the button and it sounds like a Shonkle meets Shonkle convo!

Whistla · Post by **Whistla** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:56 pm

Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:18 am

Rearing in quaffed monk, you stun me by employing eight windows when the priest is but iodine.

fair dos

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:10 am

May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:48 am

Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.

Thanks?

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:47 am

Little Boh Peep wrote:
Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
Thanks?

LOL

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:56 pm

Little Boh Peep wrote:
Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
Thanks?

You should tell that to shonky.....

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:01 pm

KION wrote:Keep pressing the button and it sounds like a Shonkle meets Shonkle convo!

Thats just a down right scary proposition.

joseph-j · Post by **joseph-j** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:38 pm

"Teacups smash, flounders ignite spontaneously in your presence."

This actually does happen, and frankly its starting to get a bit tedious.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:38 pm

May your shit always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.

LOL! Smacked it.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:23 pm

Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.

up to you really.. which finger nail would u like to have the pleasure of chewing on..?

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:45 pm

The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:09 pm

My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion.

yes this i take as a wonderful compliment

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:59 pm

"If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires."

Oh, I suppose that's wierd too now is it? Sounds like a hot Friday to me...

Fuck you surrealists with your ashtray llama lurching

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:03 pm

"You have no socially redeeming value"

Yeah, cheers surrealist COMPLIMENT generator. Or is this the SURREAL bit?

Bunch of feckin squid frotters

kion · Post by **kion** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:10 pm

Tribes of primitive hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

Should try some of these at Speed Dating.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:25 pm

hahah.. im feeling a few of them still..

tonian · Post by **tonian** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:15 pm

Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?

Ha, ha class!

kion · Post by **kion** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:22 pm

The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.

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