Things that Creep you the fuck Out

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:19 pm

ketamine wrote:
dutty_switch wrote:
ketamine wrote:
dutty_switch wrote:
ketamine wrote:

NOTHING compares to facing one of these... I hate them with every fibre of my soul
WTF is that!?!
camel cricket. and yes, it jumps TOWARD "threats"
It fucking horrific and it looks like its got some fierce looking spike coming out its arse.

I dislike this creature immensely.
Imagine waking up to one on your pillow. That was my introduction to them. Needless to say I looked exactly like your avatar.

I would fucking shit the bed. And by shitting the bed I mean shitting the bed.

dutty_switch · Post by **dutty_switch** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:15 pm

ketamine wrote:
dutty_switch wrote:
ketamine wrote:
dutty_switch wrote:
ketamine wrote:

NOTHING compares to facing one of these... I hate them with every fibre of my soul
WTF is that!?!
camel cricket. and yes, it jumps TOWARD "threats"
It fucking horrific and it looks like its got some fierce looking spike coming out its arse.

I dislike this creature immensely.
Imagine waking up to one on your pillow. That was my introduction to them. Needless to say I looked exactly like your avatar.

I don't think I've ever described any animal as a dirtbag before but this, this is a proper dirtbag. Shitting the bed would be my reaction too. I'd prolly scream like a little bitch as well. I'm not proud of the fact but its the truth.

tripwire22 · Post by **tripwire22** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:46 pm

kejk · Post by **kejk** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:55 am

Ahww, the boys are scared of bugs eh? I'll be there to put them in the garden

the tits · Post by **the tits** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:29 pm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

dutty_switch · Post by **dutty_switch** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:39 pm

"Camel Spiders can traverse desert sands at speeds up to 25mph, making screaming noises as they run".

Shit me, can you imagine that!?! This dinnerplate-sized, screaming, flesh-eating spider scorpion launching at your face at 25mph! That would make it the merkiest creature on the planet.

Thank Jeebus its not true.....

the tits · Post by **the tits** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:44 pm

be so rad if they DID scream....

then jump and hang onto your nuts whilst whistling Ride of the Valkyries...

dutty_switch · Post by **dutty_switch** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:49 pm

the tits wrote:be rad if they DID scream though....

It makes me think of just the demented screaming noise through the desert with this dust trail billowing out behind it like something out of a roadrunner cartoon. I reckon it'd be a human-sounding scream too (a bit like a stereotypical mexican bandito from an old spaghetti western)

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:33 pm

this still gives me the shits, her eyes seem like she can see me even through the screen...

its on tonight as well, might have to don one of lil girls nappies to watch it tho'

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:32 pm

Bugs and Reptiles etc dont bother me but this shit...

Ham.
It comes from a pig so should taste good.
But its wrong, so very very wrong
I actually felt rather sick just google imaging that

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:36 pm

BNanni wrote:Bugs and Reptiles etc dont bother me but this shit...

Ham.
It comes from a pig so should taste good.
But its wrong, so very very wrong
I actually felt rather sick just google imaging that

Surely you can't be serious you hamophobe?

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:46 pm

Yep.
Complete Hamophobe.
Smell alone makes me want to be sick.

ruckus49 · Post by **ruckus49** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:05 pm

i dont eat meat anymore but ham is definitely creepy. especially that chewy shit they serve in cafeterias.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:06 pm

BNanni wrote:Yep.
Complete Hamophobe.
Smell alone makes me want to be sick.

That's one of the weirdest things ever.

elibomyekip · Post by **elibomyekip** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:33 pm

BNanni wrote:Bugs and Reptiles etc dont bother me but this shit...

Ham.
It comes from a pig so should taste good.
But its wrong, so very very wrong
I actually felt rather sick just google imaging that

What are you? A Jew? Man up

WatchYourStep · Post by **WatchYourStep** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:38 pm

ketamine wrote:And while we're on the subject:

NOTHING compares to facing one of these... I hate them with every fibre of my soul

Holy living fuck

dutty_switch · Post by **dutty_switch** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:54 pm

elibomyekip wrote:
BNanni wrote:Bugs and Reptiles etc dont bother me but this shit...

Ham.
It comes from a pig so should taste good.
But its wrong, so very very wrong
I actually felt rather sick just google imaging that
What are you? A Jew? Man up

Nah, I reckon ham is the biggest let down in the meat world. It just taste of water and disappointment.

elibomyekip · Post by **elibomyekip** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:18 am

dutty_switch wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:
BNanni wrote:Bugs and Reptiles etc dont bother me but this shit...

Ham.
It comes from a pig so should taste good.
But its wrong, so very very wrong
I actually felt rather sick just google imaging that
What are you? A Jew? Man up
Nah, I reckon ham is the biggest let down in the meat world. It just taste of water and disappointment.

Processed and sandwich ham is fucking foul and lumpy, but a proper ham joint is the tits.

tacospheros · Post by **tacospheros** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:48 am

baron_von_carlton wrote:The TV show 999 with Michael Beurke (specifically the theme tune)
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damn that close enough to 140 you should remix it! the only way to properly face your fears is to drop wobblin sine waves over them and then a big snare with reverb

tacospheros · Post by **tacospheros** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:07 am

^^^^^^ this movie . (Pee Wee's Big Adventure) one of my favorites, but easily one of the creepiest movies ever. there's a quick scene where peewee gives francis the piece of trick gum, and theres black shit pouring out of his mouth ... eeuullgghhhhhhhhh creeps me out to this day . whole movie is creepy. i love it

basically any tim burton movie is creepy.

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