Most Punchable Faces of 2009 & The Decade
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Re: Most Punchable Faces of 2009 & The Decade
Fuck you whoever wanted to punch Simon Amstell.
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This, mans a legend.diss04 wrote:Fuck you whoever wanted to punch Simon Amstell.
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How the fuck haven't I seen him in here yet?
And then for good measure

I don't really have anything against them, they're faces just literally beg for a punching
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But it's ok because I'm pretty sure she's actually a man.
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Man I wanted to post elements, so I searched like a madman for his picture that appeared in Vice but couldn't find it 

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Good shout. First time I ever heard Dane Cook it was just on mp3 and it had me rolling. Then I saw a video of the same act and almost clawed out my eyes... he really does have a very offensive face and manner.kidshuffle wrote:
How the fuck haven't I seen him in here yet?
The latest show he did where he recorded some Comedy Central special explaining exactly why each joke was funny was one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. He needs to fuck off right now so we can all go back to listening to Harmful If Swallowed and giggling about people getting killed by bees.
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we have a winner8bitboi wrote:
this twat aswell because he made ''never mind the buzzcocks'' shit lastnight !![]()
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You two can both suck on my sonic screwdriver.CollisionCourse wrote:we have a winner8bitboi wrote:
this twat aswell because he made ''never mind the buzzcocks'' shit lastnight !![]()
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This is completely unrelated but, i just had a listen to your tunes on soundcloud and i have to say i was very very impressed.pk- wrote:
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Some mighty fine suggestions here, I would concur with fooking spazz Chris 'I'm a complete bell end' Evans, and Alan Davies too.
Where's Robbie Wally 'ams? surely that tit deserves a lamping.
Where's Robbie Wally 'ams? surely that tit deserves a lamping.
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mondays child wrote:Some mighty fine suggestions here, I would concur with fooking spazz Chris 'I'm a complete bell end' Evans, and Alan Davies too.
Where's Robbie Wally 'ams? surely that tit deserves a lamping.
shockingly he must of gone under our punch radar


March him off to the punch-camp that is called ''punchwitz'' , hes such a smug tnuc ! may he be face punched in the fist-chamber
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right in his smug little tnuc of a face
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Fuck I hate himpk- wrote:
TWAT
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negative. bear grylls is the shit and don't deny it mofokidshuffle wrote:Fuck I hate himpk- wrote:
TWAT
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I love watching Ultimate Survival, and Bear Grylls is still fantastic even though his luck in the shows is a bit pushed...
But he does have this "I'm fucking awesome and you're pathetic"-vibe around him.
But he does have this "I'm fucking awesome and you're pathetic"-vibe around him.
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The guy's a cock. Isn't his real name something like Bartholomew Peraguine Lion Heart the 3rd? And i seem to remember a thread not so long ago where we came to a consensus that he is pretty much a right wanker TOFF.
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