Most Punchable Faces of 2009 & The Decade

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Re: Most Punchable Faces of 2009 & The Decade

Post by diss04 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:36 pm

Fuck you whoever wanted to punch Simon Amstell.
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Post by -dubson- » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:17 pm

diss04 wrote:Fuck you whoever wanted to punch Simon Amstell.
This, mans a legend.

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Post by kidshuffle » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:48 pm

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How the fuck haven't I seen him in here yet?

And then for good measure
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I don't really have anything against them, they're faces just literally beg for a punching
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Post by kingldub » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:51 pm

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But it's ok because I'm pretty sure she's actually a man.

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Post by NilsFG » Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:58 am

Man I wanted to post elements, so I searched like a madman for his picture that appeared in Vice but couldn't find it :(

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Post by magma » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:04 pm

kidshuffle wrote:Image
How the fuck haven't I seen him in here yet?
Good shout. First time I ever heard Dane Cook it was just on mp3 and it had me rolling. Then I saw a video of the same act and almost clawed out my eyes... he really does have a very offensive face and manner.

The latest show he did where he recorded some Comedy Central special explaining exactly why each joke was funny was one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. He needs to fuck off right now so we can all go back to listening to Harmful If Swallowed and giggling about people getting killed by bees.
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Post by pk- » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:44 pm

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TWAT

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PRICK

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HUMAN BOLLOCK

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TROUT

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Post by CollisionCourse » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:58 pm

8bitboi wrote:Image

this twat aswell because he made ''never mind the buzzcocks'' shit lastnight ! :o
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Post by magma » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:14 pm

CollisionCourse wrote:
8bitboi wrote:Image

this twat aswell because he made ''never mind the buzzcocks'' shit lastnight ! :o
we have a winner
You two can both suck on my sonic screwdriver.
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Post by metalboxproducts » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:38 pm

pk- wrote:Image
TWAT

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PRICK

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HUMAN BOLLOCK

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TROUT
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Post by mondays child » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:40 pm

Some mighty fine suggestions here, I would concur with fooking spazz Chris 'I'm a complete bell end' Evans, and Alan Davies too.
Where's Robbie Wally 'ams? surely that tit deserves a lamping.

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Post by 8bitboi » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:00 pm

mondays child wrote:Some mighty fine suggestions here, I would concur with fooking spazz Chris 'I'm a complete bell end' Evans, and Alan Davies too.
Where's Robbie Wally 'ams? surely that tit deserves a lamping.

shockingly he must of gone under our punch radar :roll:

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March him off to the punch-camp that is called ''punchwitz'' , hes such a smug tnuc ! may he be face punched in the fist-chamber

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Post by dubluke » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:01 pm

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right in his smug little tnuc of a face
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Post by kidshuffle » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:24 pm

pk- wrote:Image
TWAT
Fuck I hate him
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Re: Most Punchable Faces of 2009 & The Decade

Post by Uncle Mike » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:28 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
pk- wrote:Image
TWAT
Fuck I hate him
negative. bear grylls is the shit and don't deny it mofo
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Post by DZA » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:30 pm

yong wrote:Image
:z:
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Post by NilsFG » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:31 pm

I love watching Ultimate Survival, and Bear Grylls is still fantastic even though his luck in the shows is a bit pushed...

But he does have this "I'm fucking awesome and you're pathetic"-vibe around him.

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Post by metalboxproducts » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:46 pm

The guy's a cock. Isn't his real name something like Bartholomew Peraguine Lion Heart the 3rd? And i seem to remember a thread not so long ago where we came to a consensus that he is pretty much a right wanker TOFF.
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