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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by firky » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:12 pm

I think you'll lay it on well, put on a good act and convince them that you are a prospective customer and know your stuff. Then when it comes to pull a way in your luxury car you'll make a school boy error like thinking that the BMW M3 with twin turbo and 400BHP pulls away as gently as your mum's ten year old 1 litre diesal Corsa.

Make sure you play the Benny Hill theme to make comedy of any accidents. You'll soon have them laughing as you sweep up the broken glass off their showroom floor.
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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by BaronVon » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:52 am

I want to test drive the 7 Series BMW. Fast as fook and packed full of gadgets
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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by gwa » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:14 am

dunno, prefer me e350 8)
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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by gwa » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:14 am

and its only got 4K miles on the clock. 2010 model. POW POW
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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:21 am

firky wrote:I think you'll lay it on well, put on a good act and convince them that you are a prospective customer and know your stuff. Then when it comes to pull a way in your luxury car you'll make a school boy error like thinking that the BMW M3 with twin turbo and 400BHP pulls away as gently as your mum's ten year old 1 litre diesal Corsa.

Make sure you play the Benny Hill theme to make comedy of any accidents. You'll soon have them laughing as you sweep up the broken glass off their showroom floor.
nah I know what to expect with it, my sister's new man let me practice driving in his 3 litre BMW so I have a vague feel for it

good shout on benny hill though
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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:23 am

gwa wrote:Image

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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:24 am

baron_von_carlton wrote:I want to test drive the 7 Series BMW. Fast as fook and packed full of gadgets
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was reading about these the other day, crazy amount of add ons in there
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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

Post by kay » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:41 pm

I'd have to go with Gwa on this, mercedes all the way!
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Re: dubluke's gourmet car testing plans

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look at that badman look its giving you bitches.
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