The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[firky]

Bought myself a pack of lush real ale to watch with Top Gear and Sky can't get a signal because there's snow on the dish. So no TV

I also can't be arsed to go outside and cut more logs for the fire, too wet and cold.

No TV. No heating. Bah, least I have beer and food

[boomstix]

today my GF broke up with me saying "i just want to find out what its like to be single for a while"

after a quick look in her facebook account, seems she's been messaging some guy weeks ago and telling him he can come fuck her any time he wants

Bwahahaha that's what you get for invading her privacy, karma mother fucker

i think he checked it post break up.

yeah it was post break up. her story sounded like bullshit and i told her that at the time. she knows i have her passwords and she has mine too.

@firky - you're right about the basic point, its my fault for snooping around. i'm not that surprised, i told her there was something going on and she lied about it. so i was just getting my facts straight. i'd rather know for sure than be thinking about it.

hope the rain stops over there and you get some logs in and warm up, cold bastard

[firky]

Have only noticed that my passport has a tear behind the photo, the only bit that is not laminated. AAAAHGGHHHHH, I don't care if they notice in Spain coming back but I don't want to be stuck in Newcastle Airport on NYE going out!! An ex went to Amsterdam with just her driving licence so I am hoping they'll accept that if I am fucked.... but that was like 2000; America and Britain hadn't gone and started wars with 'terrorists' just yet

[gwa]

I've flown 12 times this year. No where has stopped me yet (my pass has snapped half way, it's a new one with the RFID chip. It's bent so you can almost double that page up) and no where said shit. That includes LAX, Manchester and Atlanta. Major airports... I don't know about Amsterdam but I'll find out in the next week

[firky]

That's good news, cheers, gwa.

[gwa]

Wear and tear is going to happen regardless.. You get what, 10years for each one. I'm sure they've had people try and use some that are in a right state

[kay]

They don't check your passport when you're heading out anyway. Not the immigration anyway. The security people generally don't look that closely, they just check that you look vaguely like your photo. Of course, if the tear looks quite blatant then they might question it a bit. Bring secondary ID with you just in case. You definitely need your passport for overseas flights now, especially Spain. I think they still ask that you fill in some details online prior to travel too.

My passport's in a pretty bad state, with torn cover and all. I get odd looks and tsking remarks but not had a problem getting through anywhere before, whether it's to the US, Europe or Asia.

[fergus222]

today my GF broke up with me saying "i just want to find out what its like to be single for a while"

after a quick look in her facebook account, seems she's been messaging some guy weeks ago and telling him he can come fuck her any time he wants

Bwahahaha that's what you get for invading her privacy, karma mother fucker

i think he checked it post break up.

yeah it was post break up. her story sounded like bullshit and i told her that at the time. she knows i have her passwords and she has mine too.

@firky - you're right about the basic point, its my fault for snooping around. i'm not that surprised, i told her there was something going on and she lied about it. so i was just getting my facts straight. i'd rather know for sure than be thinking about it.

hope the rain stops over there and you get some logs in and warm up, cold bastard

She sounds like a right bitch, you're better off without her yo

[boomstix]

today my GF broke up with me saying "i just want to find out what its like to be single for a while"

after a quick look in her facebook account, seems she's been messaging some guy weeks ago and telling him he can come fuck her any time he wants

Bwahahaha that's what you get for invading her privacy, karma mother fucker

i think he checked it post break up.

yeah it was post break up. her story sounded like bullshit and i told her that at the time. she knows i have her passwords and she has mine too.

@firky - you're right about the basic point, its my fault for snooping around. i'm not that surprised, i told her there was something going on and she lied about it. so i was just getting my facts straight. i'd rather know for sure than be thinking about it.

hope the rain stops over there and you get some logs in and warm up, cold bastard

She sounds like a right bitch, you're better off without her yo

thanks mate, yeah i'm feeling better already and looking forward to getting back in the game!

[tr0tsky]

Went for a swim and then bought a fish.

[NilsFG]

Went for a swim and then bought a fish.

How does that piss you off?

[shiver]

Getting to work because our schedule was supposed to rotate this week... to find my co-workers didn't remember and are still on the previous schedule. I could have gotten away with not coming in today.

[Neurotik]

oesophagitis is really starting to get annoying.

[Shae]

Not yesterday but the day before, I went to town to buy some clothes, after making my purchase I went for a burger king. Although it isn't really what I consider proper food, it's the only proper food I had that day, as I went through 2 tubes of pringles, a bag of chocolate raisins, a box of quality streets and 2 litres of coca cola, plus other bits n bobs... the day went well, i felt fine, got pretty baked on the night, had 6/7 joints aswell as another personal when I got in... got to sleep about 2am, woke up at 5:30am, stomach didn't feel too good... as soon as I sat up, i gipped and was sick, in my mouth, i respect my mum and my home so I held it in til i got to the bathroom, bad times... wretched there for half hour or so... went downstairs for a drink and to figure out wtf was goin on, had half hour on the sofa, was too cold, needed my bed... went back to sleep on n off, woke up about midday, laid in bed feeling awful for several hours, finally left my bed, went down stairs, kipped on the sofa on n off for a few hours, played abit of wii golf with my niece, still felt shit, rolled a joint, had that by the fireplace, went back into the front room, watched some tv, thought i heard someone at the door, got up quite fast to answer the door, felt light headed, and as i opened the door i got really light headed n dizzy, next thing i knew i woke up head bleeding, hench bump on my forehead, and my necks killin... confused as fuck, i cleaned the door frame and attempted to clean the blood off the concrete, went to get some tissue and figure out what happened... was undecided whether to go to a&e, but I've been there too many times before, for basketball related injuries, so decided to sleep it off, woke up this morning with a pounding head, surprised I got to sleep to be fair... been in bed most the day, mum brought me some toast and a banana this morning along with some ibuprofen, keep lookin in the mirror at this massive bump, preying it will disappear, neck still soar... just made myself some stuffing and gravy n warmed up some left over turkey, gonna go roll a joint now... see if it decreases the pain abit, could do with some of my mums tramadol... so yeah, not the best couple of days for me, karma perhaps? fuck knows...

[steppo]

wheel broke on the pallet jack at my job

[firky]

Went to my parents today, all the family there; brothers, and sister in laws, kids etc.

As the day went on my old man thought it would be appropriate to tell some shit racist joke about "darkies" and crimewatch. This resulted in me exploding, probably a bit more than I should have done in front of the kids, but I went ape with him and stood, up, pointed my fingers right in his face and told him exactly what I think of people who tell racist jokes.

Well you can imagine the repercussions... fuck it, yeah I may have ruined a good day and I shouldn't have sworn in front of the children but I am fucking sick to the back teeth of shit like that and when I protested his first reaction was, a flippant one which just angered me more as it confirmed what he really thought.

I love me old man but I fucking hate racist old stnuc.

[DZA]

gram of sniff fell on the fucking floor

FML

[gwa]

lol... what all 5% of that gram?

[DZA]

Probley

[gwa]

tis true man, it's around 5-10% max.. i long for those days of the 60-70%