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Fausts Signature Competition

Post by faust.dtc » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:52 pm

Ive never sigged anybody on here before so I thought id run a little competition to see who wants to have their hilarious wise words put in my signature.

Feel free to go as random or crazy as you like or nominate any entries as a possible winner.

GO.....
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by DRTY » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:54 pm

I made a post the other day and someone said it was sig material, was:

She definitely has that 'I take it up the shitter' look in her eye.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by gnome » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:55 pm

Faust.dtc looked at me with those big brown eyes and said...Don't leave me, how can I eat all the strawberry laces by myself?

It was then I realised I loved him...
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by tr0tsky » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:56 pm

SECURITY ALERT AT HEATHROW: UCL professor found with calculator, ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule. Arrested on suspicion of on being a member of Al-Gibra movement. Said to be carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by kay » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:57 pm

PUTTING THE LAUGHTER IN TO MANSLAUGHTER...
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by Dead Rats » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:02 pm

Trav, that video outside Croydon Hospital you uploaded on Facebook the other day nearly made me piss. For real.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by B_90 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:14 pm

I like to rub my nipples till i lactate
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by Dead Rats » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:17 pm

B-90 wrote:I like to rub my nipples till i lactate
Lactation porn scares me but it does actually turn me on a bit.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by p.t.b.d » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:39 pm

tr0tsky wrote:SECURITY ALERT AT HEATHROW: UCL professor found with calculator, ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule. Arrested on suspicion of on being a member of Al-Gibra movement. Said to be carrying weapons of maths instruction.
:lol: good one
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by NilsFG » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:41 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
B-90 wrote:I like to rub my nipples till i lactate
Lactation porn scares me but it does actually turn me on a bit.
You should google some videos of those breast pumps.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by djelements » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:30 pm

You guys are weird. This competition is also gayer than Liberace.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by leftdub » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:30 pm

djelements wrote:You guys are weird. This competition is also gayer than Liberace.

Don't say its wierd and then slightly compete. :x
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by Pada » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:36 pm

:q:
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by diss04 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:56 pm

Dubstep is a bit gay. Jus' sayin'.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by dcrock » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:31 pm

show us where you piss from?
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by Blue Patterns » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:32 pm

DRTY wrote:I made a post the other day and someone said it was sig material, was:

She definitely has that 'I take it up the shitter' look in her eye.

lol what thread was that.

I bet it was the one where the one guy's female friend girl had something about vibrators in her facebook profile
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by kejk » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:58 pm

Fuck you.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by bassbum » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:03 pm

Im just trying to show you what I can do.
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by DRTY » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:42 pm

Blue Patterns wrote:
DRTY wrote:I made a post the other day and someone said it was sig material, was:

She definitely has that 'I take it up the shitter' look in her eye.

lol what thread was that.

I bet it was the one where the one guy's female friend girl had something about vibrators in her facebook profile
Na lol, nice guess tho, it was the Stacey Slater thread I think
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Re: Fausts Signature Competition

Post by missedthebus » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:51 pm

Faust spends his Fridays at G-A-Y :wink:
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