List of things you've failed at

[kidshuffle]

- making a list for this thread

[2manynoobs]

- not having an enormous ego

[Firkles]

- signing up for spanish lessons.

[kidshuffle]

- not having an enormous ego

best failure of my life!


-staying in school

[Shae]

Life in general, I think... I mean, personally, I'm fairly happy with myself, but unhappy with the life I'm living. I can't help but think everyday that I'm adopted, as I find myself misunderstood by the majority of my family, if not by all of them. I often think I'm alot wiser than them, and find it incredibly frustrating when my parents cannot understand something which seems so simple to me. I'm often embarrassed by it as well. Fuck my life. I constantly argue with my mum, despite having similar characteristics, we clash on a regular basis. I hate it. I wish I never moved out of my dads. I wish I was simple like everyone else, then I could get on with life, like everyone else. Instead, I'm 20, living at home, single, working at debenhams 20 hours a week, working 5 days a week, working 4 hours a day. Got 5 C's and 1 B at GCSE, 2 C's at A Level. I was actually in my 'dream' job before a cannabis caution inarguably destroyed that career, as a basketball coach. Now I earn the equivalent to what I earned in an hour in a day. FML. I often find myself blaming my mum for the cannabis issue as she's the one who introduced me to it, and even showed me how to roll a spliff with hash. Now, the whole households fucked. Mother and my elder brother both had failed suicide attempts. He has a daughter, aged 7, he's 27. She can't even do basic math for fuck sake. He's quite happy living on job seekers, playing video games all day, watching dvd's all day. On his anti-depressants sucking on his nicotine toy. Fucking prick. I'm in two minds whether to save as much money as possible and try and move out, or keep supporting my mum, struggling with bills, putting up with her shit, putting up with my brother. Fuck this.

[Pi-Krust]

Life in general, I think... I mean, personally, I'm fairly happy with myself, but unhappy with the life I'm living. I can't help but think everyday that I'm adopted, as I find myself misunderstood by the majority of my family, if not by all of them. I often think I'm alot wiser than them, and find it incredibly frustrating when my parents cannot understand something which seems so simple to me. I'm often embarrassed by it as well. Fuck my life. I constantly argue with my mum, despite having similar characteristics, we clash on a regular basis. I hate it. I wish I never moved out of my dads. I wish I was simple like everyone else, then I could get on with life, like everyone else. Instead, I'm 20, living at home, single, working at debenhams 20 hours a week, working 5 days a week, working 4 hours a day. Got 5 C's and 1 B at GCSE, 2 C's at A Level. I was actually in my 'dream' job before a cannabis caution inarguably destroyed that career, as a basketball coach. Now I earn the equivalent to what I earned in an hour in a day. FML. I often find myself blaming my mum for the cannabis issue as she's the one who introduced me to it, and even showed me how to roll a spliff with hash. Now, the whole households fucked. Mother and my elder brother both had failed suicide attempts. He has a daughter, aged 7, he's 27. She can't even do basic math for fuck sake. He's quite happy living on job seekers, playing video games all day, watching dvd's all day. On his anti-depressants sucking on his nicotine toy. Fucking prick. I'm in two minds whether to save as much money as possible and try and move out, or keep supporting my mum, struggling with bills, putting up with her shit, putting up with my brother. Fuck this.

Doesn't sound like you're failing at life to me,in fact you're the only one in your family keeping things together.At some point you've just gotta say fuck this and do what's best for yourself and your future you can't carry them for ever and nor should you.

[Firkles]

Life in general, I think... I mean, personally, I'm fairly happy with myself, but unhappy with the life I'm living. I can't help but think everyday that I'm adopted, as I find myself misunderstood by the majority of my family, if not by all of them. I often think I'm alot wiser than them, and find it incredibly frustrating when my parents cannot understand something which seems so simple to me. I'm often embarrassed by it as well. Fuck my life. I constantly argue with my mum, despite having similar characteristics, we clash on a regular basis. I hate it. I wish I never moved out of my dads. I wish I was simple like everyone else, then I could get on with life, like everyone else. Instead, I'm 20, living at home, single, working at debenhams 20 hours a week, working 5 days a week, working 4 hours a day. Got 5 C's and 1 B at GCSE, 2 C's at A Level. I was actually in my 'dream' job before a cannabis caution inarguably destroyed that career, as a basketball coach. Now I earn the equivalent to what I earned in an hour in a day. FML. I often find myself blaming my mum for the cannabis issue as she's the one who introduced me to it, and even showed me how to roll a spliff with hash. Now, the whole households fucked. Mother and my elder brother both had failed suicide attempts. He has a daughter, aged 7, he's 27. She can't even do basic math for fuck sake. He's quite happy living on job seekers, playing video games all day, watching dvd's all day. On his anti-depressants sucking on his nicotine toy. Fucking prick. I'm in two minds whether to save as much money as possible and try and move out, or keep supporting my mum, struggling with bills, putting up with her shit, putting up with my brother. Fuck this.

Mate, you're just at an age where you're too old to live with your folks. Don't be embarrassed about being adopted if anyone thinks it's a bad thing, well they're morons, so use it as a moron filter. I don't know how much you earn but you're probably eligible for income support, and if things are really that bad you could talk to the CAB about getting a place of your own.

You're only twenty, man, you can do anything you want to

[Shae]

Cheers guys, I just couldn't handle the guilt if I moved out, my mum was in pieces for ages when my other brother moved out... I'm on 5.73/hour, 20 hours a week, am I eligible for anything? To be fair, I'd rather just work for the money, was on JSA for months whilst I was out of work and hated living off the money hard working people had to pay out of their wages... my 21st in a week, I really need to sit down and have a think about stuff... Thanks again

[Firkles]

Bollocks to that attitude, mate. I don't pay my taxes for you to feel bad about getting a few quid to help you on your way

[Shae]

And Firky, I'm unsure whether you actually think I'm adopted, but to clarify, I'm not... I jus feel as though I am as I'm very different to my family...

And I know what you mean but I'd just feel uncomfortable with it, with my household already sponging enough money as it is...

[Shae]

Anyway, gonna go round a mates, hopefully cheer myself up a bit, appreciate the response mate, take it easy

[Pi-Krust]

And Firky, I'm unsure whether you actually think I'm adopted, but to clarify, I'm not... I jus feel as though I am as I'm very different to my family...

And I know what you mean but I'd just feel uncomfortable with it, with my household already sponging enough money as it is...

Yeah i can understand why you feel like that,but you can get any kind of help towards getting you own place I'd take it man.

[Pi-Krust]

double bollocks

[Pi-Krust]

treble bollocks

[Firkles]

And Firky, I'm unsure whether you actually think I'm adopted, but to clarify, I'm not... I jus feel as though I am as I'm very different to my family...

Sorry, my mistake.

[don gotti]

saving money
getting over being dumped
quitting smoking
lowcarb diet
reducing the amount i masturbate
controlling the minds of my professors so that they give me all A's

[nousd]

bullshit gotti
you got over her the day you rubbed her out
ain't that so?

[Basic A]

1. Remembering to pay last months rnet
2. Choosing peeps (All the jackasses I picked talk shit on each other n bail out when you need em around, fuck em)
3. Quitting smoking (EPIC Fail)
4. Finding something that mixes OUT of Fail by Druley...
5. Chill dubs. All my tunes come out dirty as hell... spose its my own fault though, everytime I write a bassline I bounce it down n then end up leaving it sit in storage, openin it back up one day, and mutilating its vibes with distortion... if I gave you the original bounces from my tunes, youd never believe they were what I was telling you... it all comes out in the mixes.

[missedthebus]

Last week i failed at making Chicken Soup. Now i rarely fail at anything cooking related as i'm like Heston Blumenthals better looking but slightly less talented step brother. However those bastard chinese dried mushrooms completely fucked up the programme. Fucking soup tasted like bloody medicine. The rest of the soup was perfect. I even went to the trouble of removing the skin from the chicken stretching it over a wire rack and slow cooking it until it was like a translucent piece of ultra concentrated chicken crisp badness.
Commie Bastards

teach me your ways oh great cookery master.

I think we should have a recipe a week with the baron, and have to post a pic of our finihsed product for marking.

My list:
- Complete lack of ability to follow through with New Years resolutions (exercise and cutting smoking)
- Sorting out a well paid job in the sector of my choice, with progression, and not somehow ending up 4 months down the line with me doiing fucking sales.
- Pum Pum

[meer]

i like these kinds of threads, they make me feel pretty normal.

-sleeping
-getting a job
-not hating everything but still thinking i'm better than everyone else
-double negatives
-talking to people, making friends blah blah blah
-realizing that while it's easy to coast through education if you're smart, work ethic is sort of valuable

screw it, nobody fails at death.