whats the worst thing to split??

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Post by joenicedj » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:13 pm

i think splitting your lip is harsh...

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Post by the wiggle baron » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:25 pm

joenice wrote:i think splitting your lip is harsh...
TELL ME ABOUT IT!!

Ive had a split lip that comes and goes in the exact same place for like 3 years now. Well annoying...
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Post by shonky » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:01 pm

There was a geezer at school who shagged a slightly tight femme and split his foreskin. Ouch

Although a tragic incident, it was assured that he would be remembered as Splitdick for the foreseeable future

I imagine he joined the police
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Post by signus » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:35 pm

poax wrote:i once got involved with this really kinky bird , she asked me to do something kinky, so i blindfolded her, shat in her handbag and then split....
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Post by corpsey » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:52 am

A bill for a meal at a fancy french restaraunt with a malnourished eastern european peasant.

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Post by j dub u » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:28 am

The skin inbetween your fingers or the fat bit from your ear ( i gota stop moshing out lol )

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Post by selector.dub.u » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:50 am

I think splitting a taint would be prob be the worst.


Splitting logs is fun though.

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Post by j dub u » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:52 am

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Ouch

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Post by signus » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:20 pm

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