Revenge against thieving flatmates

[wormcode]

True, but how about a combination of heavy duty laxatives AND heavy duty psychedelics? Boy, if that didn't freak ya out...

"I can't stop shitting and the shit is talking to me and telling me to go to Disneyland but I'm afraid to get up off the can but now the toilet is trying to eat me OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!"

Hahaha now you're onto something. "Mr. Hanky melted "

[Dan De Lion]

1. Get the butter out the fridge
2. Scoop all the butter out into a bowl
3. Shit in the empty butter box
4. Scoop butter back into the box
5. Smooth over

Simple.

[dubluke]

Kill them or failing that take a shit in their beds when they've gone out.

alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[missedthebus]

So then ,, Any Updates On What you'v Done ! or Are they Still Tramping your food !

well so far nothing! But two people have moved out and one new one in. The sad part is the girl who moved out was the fit german and I dont think it was her on the blag.

I've gone for the not-buy-any-more-of-those-things-and-eat-everone-elses-when-they-buy-them routine so far, and it seems to be working!

But there are some jokes suggestions in here and Ive gone for the buy1 get 1 free from Papa Johns or dinner tonight. If the pikey fingers get to work again tonight, this thread is straight where I'll be tomoro.

True, but how about a combination of heavy duty laxatives AND heavy duty psychedelics? Boy, if that didn't freak ya out...

"I can't stop shitting and the shit is talking to me and telling me to go to Disneyland but I'm afraid to get up off the can but now the toilet is trying to eat me OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!"

An incident happened to me last year which prompted me thinking up this as some kind of revenge but never actually doing it.

A mate and myself were fucked on horse and he basically grabbed my head and projectiled vom all over my face. It was dripping down my face, all over the shop. I was in a hole at this point. Took a good minute or two to realise what had happened and when I did, it made bad things happen. Started going through cycles of emotion confused, remembers, angry, very fucking angry, forget -cause of the hole. Anyway cut a long story short, this is why I dont do horse any more and that wasthe redemption I thought up using 2cb but never did! phew.

[firky]

*puts down saag paneer*

[missedthebus]

1. Get the butter out the fridge
2. Scoop all the butter out into a bowl
3. Shit in the empty butter box
4. Scoop butter back into the box
5. Smooth over

Simple.

ive been told about this a few times but dont know if anyone has actually done it. If you did it right they would be using it for days before they got to the brown!!

[did]

i had a similar situation once so i crumbled one of those tablets that makes all the plaque in your mouth go blue up and put it under the topping of the pizza. this a. showed me who was robbing stuff and b. made the guy look like a dick. i told my mate to do it when he had the problem but he forgot which slice and munched it himself the daft twat.

also, fucking mental amount of chili is always funny, aswell as egg in the shampoo and soil in the coffee

[upstateface]

You done anything yet missedthebus?

[z.u.bee]

you know what??? fuck all this secretive noncing about, just tell them to fuck off outta your shit, if that fails smear shit on their door, throw their food out the window and when they complain break the fuckers legs...

[sigbowls]

so many choices

[missedthebus]

You done anything yet missedthebus?

Well my solution has been don't buy food and eat theirs. It's working a charm