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Re: Worst ever films from computer games ...

Post by Dead Rats » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:58 am

Robocop VS Terminator on the Mega Drive was turbo bruv, you get me?
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Post by kingldub » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:00 pm

Dead Rats wrote:Robocop VS Terminator on the Mega Drive was turbo bruv, you get me?

You know what, how did I forget Die Hard Trilogy as well? Would play that game constantly back in the day. All about Die Hard II.

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Post by magma » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:03 pm

amick wrote:Back in the 90's on the Amiga 500 Indian Jones and Robocop did my fuckin head in.

But there's been good games no denying that.

Dune for instance...
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis was BIG.

Batman: The Movie on Amiga too.
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Post by Dead Rats » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:04 pm

DIE HARD!!!!

Shit, I remember debugging the fuck out of that game, you could control the movement of the enemies if you done the cheat so it'd be like "terrorists, go and stand in the corner, civilians, line up in a row and taste my fucking napalm, you stnuc"
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Post by Pi-Krust » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:04 pm

Still waiting for the greenlight on my big screen adaptation of Jet Set Willy :(
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Post by djacroama » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:55 pm

Pi-Krust wrote:Still waiting for the greenlight on my big screen adaptation of Jet Set Willy :(
did you aproach universal?? that could be why. I'd send the script and idea to a company such as Vivid or Playboy :lol:

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Post by stappard » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:35 pm

How is this thread on the second page without anyone mentioning Uwe Boll yet?

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Post by djacroama » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:43 pm

stappard wrote:How is this thread on the second page without anyone mentioning Uwe Boll yet?
because he's number 1 in the video and it kinda goes without saying really doesnt it haha.

the man should be hung from a lampost inbetween GAME and Blockbuster

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Post by stappard » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:18 pm

djacroama wrote:
stappard wrote:How is this thread on the second page without anyone mentioning Uwe Boll yet?
because he's number 1 in the video and it kinda goes without saying really doesnt it haha.

the man should be hung from a lampost inbetween GAME and Blockbuster

shit, fail haha...didn't even watch the video :oops:

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Post by DRTY » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:23 pm

djacroama wrote:
stappard wrote:How is this thread on the second page without anyone mentioning Uwe Boll yet?
because he's number 1 in the video and it kinda goes without saying really doesnt it haha.

the man should be hung from a lampost inbetween GAME and Blockbuster

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Post by collige » Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:34 pm

kingldub wrote:
amick wrote:It works both ways, the worst computer games have come from films.

I try avoiding movies based on games.

Fuck that.
Some of the games from the Alien franchise have been pretty good. Alien Trilogy and Alien Resurrection on the PSX were both pretty fun. Also got to mention the Terminator 2 arcade game, with the big fucking gun attached to it. Godfather and Scarface games were ok as well, other than that though they mostly suck pretty hard.
Most of them are crap though. Apart from those you listed, some exceptions are Goldeneye, the SNES Staw Wars games, Chronicles of Riddick, The Lion King, and Aladdin.
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Post by 1017_duck » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:06 pm

I was all about the True Lies game on SNES back in the day. Murky business..
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Post by jazzamataz » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:10 pm

DRTY wrote:
snuff wrote:max payne was just about watchable....,mainly due to russian (?) girl ini ti
Yeah but is literally the only reason, the film is fucking AWFUL.

Mila Kunis again...
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Post by kejk » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:57 pm

jazzamataz wrote:
DRTY wrote:
snuff wrote:max payne was just about watchable....,mainly due to russian (?) girl ini ti
Yeah but is literally the only reason, the film is fucking AWFUL.

Mila Kunis again...
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Post by Motorway to Roswell » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:01 pm

Citizen Kane. 8)
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Re: Worst ever films from computer games ...

Post by my_war » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:10 am

Final Fantasy: Advent Children was good; not strictly based on a game, but it was good.

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Post by ov3rdos3 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:54 am

my_war wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children was good; not strictly based on a game, but it was good.
I have it on Blu-ray. It is killer. Especially the end-fight scene. Its bullshit awesome.

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Post by wormcode » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:59 am

stappard wrote:How is this thread on the second page without anyone mentioning Uwe Boll yet?
I mentioned him on the first page, like 5 or 6 posts down. I said how I think Postal is his best movie, but that's like pointing at a turd and calling it the best one in the toilet. He did a FarCry movie recently with Til Schweiger, didn't bother to see it.

Anyone else notice that reviewer guy in the video is like a cloned Seth Rogen with a beard? Even the way he talks, that lisp thing...

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Post by helix » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:31 am

ov3rdos3 wrote:
my_war wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children was good; not strictly based on a game, but it was good.
I have it on Blu-ray. It is killer. Especially the end-fight scene. Its bullshit awesome.
I need to see that on Blu-ray.
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Post by djacroama » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:56 am

Helix [Delay] wrote:
ov3rdos3 wrote:
my_war wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children was good; not strictly based on a game, but it was good.
I have it on Blu-ray. It is killer. Especially the end-fight scene. Its bullshit awesome.
I need to see that on Blu-ray.
do it!

its awesome any way and my mate bought it on BluRay and i wasnt expecting much from it but wow it looks tasty

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