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by horse » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:51 am
Dear Rob Zombie,
Please stop making Halloween films.
You obviously have no understanding of the Michael Myers character and are simply cashing in on his notoriety and image because you are too lazy and
too much of a shoddy, third rate film maker to think of your own killer. You didn't even bother to create your own film for the first one and simply copied
John Carpenters, vastly-superior-in-every-way, original. The second one as far as I could tell, because you seemed to insist on filming most of it in total
darkness, was an excuse for a someone wearing a burned off michael mask to walk as slow as possible throughout the whole film to end up butchering
a bunch of spoilt, foulmouthed, midly retarded girls nobody cared about in the first place while your haggard wife who looks like a trailer park version of
sheryl crow, minced around like an aids riddled liv-tyler-as-arwen from lord of the rings while Malcolm McDowell sat on the sidelines watching his career
go spiralling down the toilet.
You have a complete lack of understanding and empathy with the character of Michael, Laurie, Sam Loomis et al. Did you really think that editing everything
faster than an MTV advert on speed, flashy lights, tits and a lot of screaming and swearing would make up for genuine suspense and terror and would cover
up the fact that you have actually shit all over one of the greatest movies/killers/storys/characters in movie history with your masturbatory, fanboy, goreporn?
Some of us are not 17 year old boys looking for a quick grope on the back seat of the cinema.
Some of us actually watch a film because we care about things which you find quite trivial like plot, character development & movie legacy.
If you will insist on shitting all over the Halloween and Michael Myers franchise again then I will have to kill you.
Sincerely
Horse