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faust.dtc
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by faust.dtc » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:56 pm
I thought id post this pic of my ex, to keep things rolling and because im a tnuc like that. Shes the one on the right.
One of the reasons we split up was because I had a drunken one night stand on new years eve with the girl on the left (I blame the alcohol and coke
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Only thing is that it happened a whole 8 months before I even met my ex
Didnt matter though, even though I had only met her the once, had 30 mins of dirty bathroom sex and didnt even remember her face even after my ex suggestivly showed me pics of her on her facebook, apparently knowing id done some freaky shit with her best mate was too much for her.
Its a small world eh...
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gwa
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by gwa » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:06 pm
lol I've got many stories that are on the same level of debauchery
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upstateface
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by upstateface » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:41 pm
faust.dtc wrote:I thought id post this pic of my ex, to keep things rolling and because im a tnuc like that. Shes the one on the right.
One of the reasons we split up was because I had a drunken one night stand on new years eve with the girl on the left (I blame the alcohol and coke
).
Only thing is that it happened a whole 8 months before I even met my ex
Didnt matter though, even though I had only met her the once, had 30 mins of dirty bathroom sex and didnt even remember her face even after my ex suggestivly showed me pics of her on her facebook, apparently knowing id done some freaky shit with her best mate was too much for her.
Its a small world eh...
Which one was better?
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don gotti
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by don gotti » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:48 pm
one on the left looks like a retarted version of bjork
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by Shae » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:13 pm
Shit, I thought that was Bjork! One on the right would get it though...
Dark angel, fall from the heavens above, send me an angel to heal my heart from being in love... After all of the love for you, in my life, but it wasn’t good enough for you, I can’t take no more tears from my eyes.... But it wasn’t good enough for you, I can't take no more hurt from that time....
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by NilsFG » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:18 pm
don gotti wrote:one on the left looks like a retarted version of bjork
Is it a girl? Is it a man?
Looks like that
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magma
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by magma » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:01 pm
NilsFG wrote:don gotti wrote:one on the left looks like a retarted version of bjork
Is it a girl? Is it a man?
Looks like that
birddude from tokyo hotel
People not fancying Bjork plays wonderfully into my plan to steal her and hope nobody notices. I'll still let her produce records and stuff, she just won't be allowed to leave.
Ever. Well, until I realise after 3 years of mad passion that she's a bit annoying. Then I'll chuck her out and resign myself to a life of women never quite being good enough.
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by horse » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:07 am
magma wrote:
People not fancying Bjork plays wonderfully into my plan to steal her and hope nobody notices. I'll still let her produce records and stuff, she just won't be allowed to leave.
Ever. Well, until I realise after 3 years of mad passion that she's a bit annoying. Then I'll chuck her out and resign myself to a life of women never quite being good enough.
i have a very similar plan actually!!
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by danoldboy » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:02 am
Thought I'd enter into the spirit with an old ex of mine. One for the tattoo crew. American women ftw
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faust.dtc
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by faust.dtc » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:12 am
YES!!! That is definitely a bit of me Danoldboy. Top marks there...you should have wived that one though.
upstateface wrote:Which one was better?
Hard choice really, I rate them both highly...
My ex was an proper animal in the bedroom (and just about anywhere else the mood took her), one of them girls that wouldnt say no to anything. She could suck a bowling ball through a straw too so for that reason id have to say her. Porn star potential that one.
I wasnt really attracted to the one on the left but any girl who after only meeting for 10 minutes lets me get my fingers up her, treat her like a dirty slut and then lets me shoot my load in her face while im on one of my arousing coke highs is a pretty close second. Shame she had a boney arse though because my crotch was bruised for a good couple of weeks after that.
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by danoldboy » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:38 am
faust.dtc wrote:YES!!! That is definitely a bit of me Danoldboy. Top marks there...you should have wived that one though.
I was young and mental, she was young and mental. It didn't work out!
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by tr0tsky » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:42 am
Tattooed ex's FTW!
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by ST100 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:06 pm
bass hertz wrote:Mattron wrote:manillathrilla wrote:oregon is ok but southern united states is full of fuck stnuc, im an accepting person but i fucking hate southerners theyr degenerate losers...only people i have anything against... us yanks fucked you up and put youi in your place you inbred toothless fucking snake worshipers
The south is fucking worthless, you equal negative nothing to the north you racist loser fucks
uhhhh, Oregon is faaaar west.
but yeah, the south really does suck. once you get past Virginia (going south) everything SUCKS from there on. even Virgina sucks, actually.
I live in North Carolina, and have lived "up north"... honestly, neither of you know wtf you're talking about.
north carolina prolly sucks mad dick too.
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by upstateface » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:08 pm
It does the whole south sucks.
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by Shae » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:16 pm
danoldboys winning...
Dark angel, fall from the heavens above, send me an angel to heal my heart from being in love... After all of the love for you, in my life, but it wasn’t good enough for you, I can’t take no more tears from my eyes.... But it wasn’t good enough for you, I can't take no more hurt from that time....
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by gnome » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:14 pm
Shae wrote:danoldboys winning...
Yeah but the writting on her tatoo is backwards
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by ST100 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:19 pm
gnome wrote:Shae wrote:danoldboys winning...
Yeah but the writting on her tatoo is backwards
lol.......
macbook photobooth = backwards pics.
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