Shit but incredibly awesome inventions

[firky]

Big thanks to the dole for sending me loads of roach material in the post once a fortnight, reminding me that it's two weeks since I last brushed my teeth and giving me time to watch Come Dine With Me, you were a valuable service to my dossing and I miss you:

[metalboxproducts]

prissy little slots.

Yeah, thats the problem with the under 10's

[Pi-Krust]

Big thanks to the dole for sending me loads of roach material in the post once a fortnight, reminding me that it's two weeks since I last brushed my teeth and giving me time to watch Come Dine With Me, you were a valuable service to my dossing and I miss you:

Ah the good old days when one could spend the entire summer season perfecting the art of creative timewasting and shilly-shallying.Thursday morning roll out of bed at 10 am ,saunter down to Employment office,mutter some half hearted apology about being delayed due to the inadequacies of public transport,sign on,retire home to bed to await arrival of cheque,repeat process in a fortnights time,then ad infinitum until one became so bored one was forced to go back to work.The dole has surely created more artists,writers,bands and musos than any Arts Council Grants will ever do.

[-dubson-]

The dole has surely created more artists,writers,bands and musos than any Arts Council Grants will ever do.

I like that.

[leftdub]

Not even amazing, just shit.

[metalboxproducts]

Not even amazing, just shit.

What kind of person would have them on their shelves ?

[WhosZena]

Not even amazing, just shit.

What kind of person would have them on their shelves ?

OAP's

[lloydnoise]

EGGLOAF



I've never had it, a friend went to Japan recently and said he couldn't see it anywhere.
It would fit a baguette perfectly

[firky]

Not even amazing, just shit.

that is some amazing tat, makes American patriotism products look classy

[BaronVon]

EGGLOAF



I've never had it, a friend went to Japan recently and said he couldn't see it anywhere.
It would fit a baguette perfectly

That's my idea of hell

[firky]

That's my idea of hell

I am quite surprised you haven't eaten one in whore house in Guatemala to be perfectly honest with you, French wine drinking scum.

[christthetiger]

the pinnacle of human achievement.

wtf!

[kultron]

My friend has a breakfast machine like that, however it makes coffee as well. Would also double for making a nice oolong as well I spose.

[firky]

Great idea until you go to use one, you snap finger nails trying to pull one of the tools out, the knife is blunt as a duck's arse, the scissors couldn't cut fresh air, the tweezers are only good for burning the tiny bit of soap bar you found in the bottom of your baccy, the saw is only good for sawing butter and they're over priced to feck.

[Kochari]

Not even amazing, just shit.

What kind of person would have them on their shelves ?

someone who enjoys watching dogs slowly melt

[BaronVon]

Great idea until you go to use one, you snap finger nails trying to pull one of the tools out, the knife is blunt as a duck's arse, the scissors couldn't cut fresh air, the tweezers are only good for burning the tiny bit of soap bar you found in the bottom of your baccy, the saw is only good for sawing butter and they're over priced to feck.

This is only true if you have a fake Swiss Army Knife. My Toenails are like Wood and the old trusty Swiss has been trimming them for a good five years now, without having to be re-sharpened. The Knife will also maime you, i cut my finger to the bone once whilst drunk lime chopping. The tweezers are pointless and i'm yet to use the saw. However the leather punch once came in handy for something non leather punching related.

[BaronVon]

That's my idea of hell

I am quite surprised you haven't eaten one in whore house in Guatemala to be perfectly honest with you, French wine drinking scum.

Some of the finest food i have ever eaten was procured in dens of iniquity. However the Baron wouldn't stoop to the vulgarities of processed egg products.
Peasant

[firky]

]
This is only true if you have a fake Swiss Army Knife. My Toenails are like Wood and the old trusty Swiss has been trimming them for a good five years now, without having to be re-sharpened. The Knife will also maime you, i cut my finger to the bone once whilst drunk lime chopping. The tweezers are pointless and i'm yet to use the saw. However the leather punch once came in handy for something non leather punching related.

Mate as someone who hates feet you have no idea how painful that was for me to read. Fuckin' hell's teeth, I need a large whisky.

[firky]

Oh jesus I just saw the "toenails like wood" bit again.

[BaronVon]

Sorry