The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Pi-Krust]

Linda McDougall needs to be injected with the lowest grade smack currently available on the UK market,then fucked in every available orifice by a tramp in a piss stained tower block lift.
{if you've just watched tower block of commons you'll understand ]

[BNanni]

Linda McDougall needs to be injected with the lowest grade smack currently available on the UK market,then fucked in every available orifice by a tramp in a piss stained tower block lift.
{if you've just watched tower block of commons you'll understand ]

Thankfully I recorded it!
Will have to watch it tomorrow afternoon when I'm back from work

[BNanni]

What the fuck did you do Sham?

He got bitten!

[Pi-Krust]

What the fuck did you do Sham?

He got bitten!

love bite

[missedthebus]

its only monday, still the whole week of work left

[BNanni]

What the fuck did you do Sham?

He got bitten!

love bite

Looks like it!
His friend has got mad skills, love bite that looks like a flower.

[BNanni]

its only monday, still the whole week of work left

Thanks for reminding me
I'm working everyday now 'til the 16th when I'm down south.
You meeting up with us for pizza/beer/whatever?

[missedthebus]

its only monday, still the whole week of work left

Thanks for reminding me
I'm working everyday now 'til the 16th when I'm down south.
You meeting up with us for pizza/beer/whatever?

Yeh fo shizzle like snoop dawg! when is it?? havent been checking messages.

[BNanni]

its only monday, still the whole week of work left

Thanks for reminding me
I'm working everyday now 'til the 16th when I'm down south.
You meeting up with us for pizza/beer/whatever?

Yeh fo shizzle like snoop dawg! when is it?? havent been checking messages.

I think it's the 16th we all decided on, the day I'm down.
Will have to double check though!

[magma]

Is Sham really covering for the fact that he can be bruised by the merest swipe of a massive daisy?

[BNanni]

Is Sham really covering for the fact that he can be bruised by the merest swipe of a massive daisy?

I think so.

Yeah Si, did we all agree for a meet up on the 16th?

[magma]

I think so. I'll probably just end up crying into a pizza on my own.

It's ok.

[BNanni]

No you wont!
You'll have me to ruin your pizza again with chilli flakes

[magma]

No you wont!
You'll have me to ruin your pizza again with chilli flakes

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

I'm kidding. You're a torch of sunlight in my otherwise dark existance, Briony.

Oh no wait, I think that was Batman.

[BNanni]

[naja ninja]

my grandmother died

[BNanni]

Sorry to hear that

[kejk]

I just had a 15 minute meeting at work. We are all fired in 5 months or less. I kid you not.

So I just moved to Scotland for this job, and it's only gonna last for a few more months lollll fucking sucks

[tr0tsky]

What the fuck did you do Sham?

He got bitten!

love bite

DEFENETLY not a love-bite.


Why the fuck would somebody that wants to shag you inflict so much physical pain onto you?

And how the fuck is a hench bruise (that's now gone yellow, just for your info) anything other than horridly unattractive?

You'll have me to ruin your pizza again with chilli flakes

You're full of shit.

Chicken and jalepeno pizza with chilli oil AND extra chilli flakes on it FOR THE WIN.



Fucking whiteboys nah cant handle di spice.

[amick]

I just had a 15 minute meeting at work. We are all fired in 5 months or less. I kid you not.

So I just moved to Scotland for this job, and it's only gonna last for a few more months lollll fucking sucks

what? i thought you were guaranteed 12 months???