The Official James Blake Cult Thread

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The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by domhunt » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:32 am

Welcome to the thread for the greatest producer of all time.



To be accepted into the cult you must ALWAYS defend his tunes with your life.

Don't buy any other vinyl... If you're going to do a mix, just use his... doesn't matter how many times you play them.

Watch every single video on YouTube ten times over a day, then find every positive comment and give it a thumbs up. Repeat each day.

If you see a negative comment, track the person down. When you find them, tell them James Blake sent you, proceed to rape them with a 14 inch dildo then tie them up and lynch them.

If he's horny, you better get on your knees.



Once you have proved yourself worthy you maybe accepted into the cult.
danrev wrote:Baa,
Baa,
Baa,
dem no goat, dem got wool,

Moo,
Moo,
Moo,
Dem got milk, it good for you

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by amick » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:38 am

Time to hunt down WYS...

8)
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by domhunt » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:59 am

My dad works for the C.I.A, he'll be dead in the next 4 mins.
danrev wrote:Baa,
Baa,
Baa,
dem no goat, dem got wool,

Moo,
Moo,
Moo,
Dem got milk, it good for you

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by elibomyekip » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:10 pm

I mix Air & Lack Thereof with Air & Lack Thereof all the time. It's the only tune I own.

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by magma » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:12 pm

elibomyekip wrote:I mix Air & Lack Thereof with Air & Lack Thereof all the time. It's the only tune I own.
:lol:
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by domhunt » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:04 pm

elibomyekip wrote:I mix Air & Lack Thereof with Air & Lack Thereof all the time. It's the only tune I own.
We must be twins, i do the same <3
danrev wrote:Baa,
Baa,
Baa,
dem no goat, dem got wool,

Moo,
Moo,
Moo,
Dem got milk, it good for you

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by kidshuffle » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:39 pm

To join, do I have to throw out all my previously bought Burial and Zomby vinyls too?
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by WatchYourStep » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:43 pm

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Oh yeahhh!
Emo vocals cut themselves

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by AntlionUK » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:44 pm

domhunt wrote: If you see a negative comment, track the person down. When you find them, tell them James Blake sent you, proceed to rape them with a 14 inch dildo then tie them up and lynch them.
is this guaranteed to happen because i'm fed up of having to pay for this.
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by WhosZena » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:50 pm

I love James Blake.

Have any of you guys heard 'measurements' yet?
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by feral witchchild » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:24 pm

WhosZena? wrote: Have any of you guys heard 'measurements' yet?
That shit is beautiful.
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by Roflrilla » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:56 pm

I use the intro on Air and Lack of Thereof into my Doctor P - Sweet shop audio that I stole from Youtube.

Fuck hardcore.
SHUT YOUR tnuc ಠ_ಠ

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by kidshuffle » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:00 pm

Roflrilla wrote:I use the intro on Air and Lack of Thereof into my Doctor P - Sweet shop audio that I stole from Youtube.

Fuck hardcore.
Thats the shit right there
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by WhosZena » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:36 pm

feral witchchild wrote:
WhosZena? wrote: Have any of you guys heard 'measurements' yet?
That shit is beautiful.
Isnt it just.
Powerful song.
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by feral witchchild » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:17 pm

WhosZena? wrote:
feral witchchild wrote:
WhosZena? wrote: Have any of you guys heard 'measurements' yet?
That shit is beautiful.
Isnt it just.
Powerful song.
"Unluck" is gorgeous as well, he has a very unique voice.
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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by Blue Patterns » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:27 pm

domhunt wrote:Welcome to the thread for the greatest producer of all time.



To be accepted into the cult you must ALWAYS defend his tunes with your life.

LOL this is gonna be like them Zomby threads where his supporters show up guns a'blazin

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by Roflrilla » Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:50 pm

Blue Patterns wrote:
domhunt wrote:Welcome to the thread for the greatest producer of all time.



To be accepted into the cult you must ALWAYS defend his tunes with your life.

LOL this is gonna be like them Zomby threads where his supporters show up guns a'blazin
fkkin cut your head off with a shouvel out in the carpark down the white bear in croydon if you EVER take the lords name in vain again
SHUT YOUR tnuc ಠ_ಠ

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by ketamine » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:30 pm

domhunt wrote:the greatest producer of all time.
Yep. He pretty much is. 8)

Except for Burial, who shouldn't be added to any "best of" lists at this point has he's transcended any musical listablity and just "IS"

As far as dubstep goes JB is sonning this entire genre

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by Blue Patterns » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:47 pm

Roflrilla wrote:
Blue Patterns wrote:
domhunt wrote:Welcome to the thread for the greatest producer of all time.



To be accepted into the cult you must ALWAYS defend his tunes with your life.

LOL this is gonna be like them Zomby threads where his supporters show up guns a'blazin
fkkin cut your head off with a shouvel out in the carpark down the white bear in croydon if you EVER take the lords name in vain again
I actually loled....god damn

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Re: The Official James Blake Cult Thread

Post by my_war » Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:45 am

He's always horny.
FACT.

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