The Sex Tips mega thread

[Shae]

If your rubber falls off mid-romp leave it in there and push it as far up her as possible with your manhood, either hole...she loves trying to fish anything out of her holes after sex...

This actually made me lol hard

This reminds me of when an old friend fingered a girl and found a rubber up there, we felt so sorry for the lad, and now the girl's life is ruined, she hardly goes out, and when she does she has no make up on, and walks with her head down....

[gnome]

Congrats Bandshell. We thought you had learned your lesson

[bandshell]

Congrats Bandshell. We thought you had learned your lesson

That pic is off Loefah's twitter.

[Mutiny]

beat them up.. secretly all girls love being brutalised

and anal

[amick]

If your rubber falls off mid-romp leave it in there and push it as far up her as possible with your manhood, either hole...she loves trying to fish anything out of her holes after sex...

This actually made me lol hard

This reminds me of when an old friend fingered a girl and found a rubber up there, we felt so sorry for the lad, and now the girl's life is ruined, she hardly goes out, and when she does she has no make up on, and walks with her head down....

Poor bastard.

Wrong town.

[tr0tsky]

Congrats Bandshell. We thought you had learned your lesson

That pic is off Loefah's twitter.

Last friday night walking out of Corsica studios at 5 am Loefah was trying to explain to the bouncer on the door why he's just popping out and wants to be let in and he was like "mate, I'm a DJ"

And I walked behind him and said in a childish, mocking voice "ooh mate I'm a DJ!"


And he gave me a fat evil.


I thought it was funny at the time.

[Mutiny]

Congrats Bandshell. We thought you had learned your lesson

That pic is off Loefah's twitter.

Last friday night walking out of Corsica studios at 5 am Loefah was trying to explain to the bouncer on the door why he's just popping out and wants to be let in and he was like "mate, I'm a DJ"

And I walked behind him and said in a childish, mocking voice "ooh mate I'm a DJ!"


And he gave me a fat evil.


I thought it was funny at the time.

LOL

[Wolverine]

Some sick ninjas in here lol

[xarcane]

I'm trying all of these... AT THE SAME TIME.

Wish me luck.

[Flipswitch]

[quote="particle-jim"]the strawberry cheesecake:
come on a girls face then punch her square on the nose, the resulting mess resembles a strawberry cheesecake

ohhh we call this the angry dragon, it looks like sad flames coming out her face.

[upstateface]

epic first post ^

[Mutiny]

the strawberry cheesecake:
come on a girls face then punch her square on the nose, the resulting mess resembles a strawberry cheesecake

ohhh we call this the angry dragon, it looks like sad flames coming out her face.

LMFAO!!!!!!!! first post hahahahaha