Anybody have a tale of near death, car chase, tiger attack..

[amick]

When I was small I once got attacked by a huge baboon.

Then about a year later I was attacked by a macaw.

Fuck monkeys.

Fuck parrots too?

[hayze99]

When I was small I once got attacked by a huge baboon.

Then about a year later I was attacked by a macaw.

Fuck monkeys.

Fuck parrots too?

Haha, fixed. I meant makak.





Fucking bastards.

[magma]

When I was small I once got attacked by a huge baboon.

Then about a year later I was attacked by a macaw.

Fuck monkeys.

Fuck parrots too?

Haha, fixed. I meant makak.





Fucking bastards.

[gnome]

Was in my mates car affter he passed his test. Pulled up at a crossroads and he conked out started to laugh at him next second a car came around the corner at about 90mph and left the road landed in a field and flipped.

Looked at my mate whos face was absolute astoundment and I just let a large laugh out of me got out of the car...everyone was ok. Me and the passenger in the back seat would most definately have been dead had it not been for him conking out.

I have'nt laughed at someone conking out since

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Cool stories!

The most appropriate one I have is one that actually lead me into making electronic music etc. For some still unkown reason i had a seizure and had to be revived etc. Definately not the most pleasant of experiences, but strangely enough it kind of equated to an insane drug trip. Especially once I came back into being conscious. All my senses were a bit mashed and I could as good as see sounds and stuff. Loads of strange noises and rhythms too, so a few months later in order to maybe make sense of things I fucked about wi' fruity loops to see if I could capture the vibes of that time... Enjoyed it, moved on to ableton to expand the soundsss, and worked from there ever since

[firky]

When I was 17 I lost so much blood that (something went pop due to portal hpyertension) I got air-lifted to hospital and put in an ICU for two days, can't remember a fucking thing. Annoyingly my mate's still bring it up and my ex was very protective of me because of it, which was but also as I'd rather just forget about.

That's about it really, suppose I should include hepatic cancer; although that's all in the past - no point on dwelling on it.

[the acid never lies]

Damn a lot of near misses eh?

I lead a relatively safe life but my foot has been run over by a speeding car - that was a bit of a close one

[frank grimes jr.]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was chased by a wild donkey on the cliffs of Santorini?
Fierce motherfuckers those wild donkeys.

[upstateface]

Let's see... Near miss with a train, had a kid try to stab me, chased by police once for over 2 hours(sucked) and that's about it.

[firky]

Don't know how true this is but a guy tried to commit suicide in Berwick, jumped off the railway bridge hoping to hit the river and drown. Only the tide was out and he hit the concrete founds, broke both his legs, tide came in, swept him out to see where he was washed up on a beach, got found by some bloke walking his dog, got taken to hospital for his injuries and hyperthermia. Survive and became a devout Christian... only to get ran over and killed within weeks of being released from hospital.

[Pi-Krust]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

[gnome]

Survive and became a devout Christian... only to get ran over and killed within weeks of being released from hospital.

Good god...or not

[gnome]

On the topic of failed suicide
http://listverse.com/2008/10/14/10-extr ... survivors/
Just read number one the rest are a build up really

[firky]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

Coxis ya daft shite, it's what is left of our tail from when we were apes. Some are longer than others, e.g. the Scottish :p

I used to do beating too when I was a bairn, muckle hard graft for nowt but a brace of birds and maybe a hare if you're lucky.

[Pi-Krust]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

Coxis ya daft shite, it's what is left of our tail from when we were apes. Some are longer than others, e.g. the Scottish :p

I used to do beating too when I was a bairn, muckle hard graft for nowt but a brace of birds and maybe a hare if you're lucky.

Did it for 3 weeks up in the highlands,t'were about £210 per week + food and board I think[not bad when yer seventeen I suppose].Was also nice to get an insight into the mindset of the upper classes too and gain some greater understanding as to why I despised them so much.

[firky]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

Coxis ya daft shite, it's what is left of our tail from when we were apes. Some are longer than others, e.g. the Scottish :p

I used to do beating too when I was a bairn, muckle hard graft for nowt but a brace of birds and maybe a hare if you're lucky.

Did it for 3 weeks up in the highlands,t'were about £210 per week + food and board I think[not bad when yer seventeen I suppose].Was also nice to get an insight into the mindset of the upper classes too and gain some greater understanding as to why I despised them so much.

The shoot I beat on wasn't anything like that just a bunch of farmers and that who chucked some money into a pot to put down pheasents and feed on a bit of moor. I did get me bait and a kitty behind the bar, like. Best part was driving the landrover defender in fields

[BaronVon]

A pack of Goats tried to Rape me at Busch Gardens (Florida)
I got blown out to sea on a rubber dingy, didn't see dry land for about an hour (wearing Speedos)
Detached my Retinas and nearly lost my eyesight (bungee jumping)
Got Dengue Fever whilst two days away from the nearest hospital, in five days all i ate was a packet of Skittles.
Dragged for about half a mile whilst Kiteboarding in gale force winds, i ate a ot of sand that day.
Cracked a couple of ribs whilst Kiteboarding .
Hung out with the Cambodian Minister for Agriculture an army General and their bodygaurds. All took great pleasure in showing me their machine guns, sidearms, grenades and what looked to be a bazooka.

[presher]

in the middle of nowhere driving home with some friends. can't remember why but my friend driving needs to turn around so he pulls into someone's gravel drive. (note: this friend is a bit crazy and drives the same so he more "tears into" the drive rather than "pulls into" it). it was fenced on either side so we couldn't see what was there.. but as soon as we tear in we see this guy sitting on his porch.. within a few seconds he's grabbed a rifle and comes running at us.. my friend puts it in reverse and steps on it.. gravel starts flying everywhere.. dude keeps running and takes a shot.. eventually we get back on the road and take off..
i couldn't tell but i'm sure he just shot over us because he could have easily hit us if he wanted.. just wanted to give a scare tho..
the whole thing happened so fast it was over before i could even process what was happening..
dude probably wouldn't have done anything if my friend wasn't driving like a nut..

[magma]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

Coxis ya daft shite

Err, it's normally coccyx!

[firky]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

Coxis ya daft shite

Err, it's normally coccyx!

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