Anybody have a tale of near death, car chase, tiger attack..

[Pi-Krust]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

Coxis ya daft shite

Err, it's normally coccyx!

FUCK OFF

if you're going to correct someone.at least get it right ya tattie heid

[firky]

Got hit by a car when i was 8 and broke me coksic[don 't know if i've spelled it right] and couldn't sit down properly fer weeks.Fell into a freezing cold fast flowing river and knocked myself out on a rock whilst grouse beating Slipped down an icy mountainside in a full on blizzard but managed to haul myself back when someone threw me down an ice pick.So yeah i've had a few close- ish scrapes you might say.

Coxis ya daft shite

Err, it's normally coccyx!

FUCK OFF

if you're going to correct someone.at least get it right ya tattie heid

Ye can fuck off anaal, n tek ya fried pizza weeya, ya fuckin' bawbag.

[Pi-Krust]

Ye can fuck off anaal, n tek ya fried pizza weeya, ya fuckin' bawbag.

in english please if you would be so kind my good fellow

[firky]

Ye can fuck off anaal, n tek ya fried pizza weeya, ya fuckin' bawbag.

in english please if you would be so kind my good fellow

You can go fourth and procreate too and take your deep fried pizza with you. You scrotum.

[Pi-Krust]

Ye can fuck off anaal, n tek ya fried pizza weeya, ya fuckin' bawbag.

in english please if you would be so kind my good fellow

You can go fourth and procreate too and take your deep fried pizza with you. You scrotum.

Ah you geordies and your earthy sense of humour,i had a geordie butler once,he was from leeds or somesuch. We used to get him squiffy at dinner parties for our own amusement,he really was a hilarious little fellow.

[magma]

Ah you geordies and your earthy sense of humour,i had a geordie butler once,he was from leeds or somesuch. We used to get him squiffy at dinner parties for our own amusement,he really was a hilarious little fellow.

Ye never 'ad a cuppabeans, like?

[jazzamataz]

Cool stories!

The most appropriate one I have is one that actually lead me into making electronic music etc. For some still unkown reason i had a seizure and had to be revived etc. Definately not the most pleasant of experiences, but strangely enough it kind of equated to an insane drug trip. Especially once I came back into being conscious. All my senses were a bit mashed and I could as good as see sounds and stuff. Loads of strange noises and rhythms too, so a few months later in order to maybe make sense of things I fucked about wi' fruity loops to see if I could capture the vibes of that time... Enjoyed it, moved on to ableton to expand the soundsss, and worked from there ever since

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia

[gwa]

smh

[Motorway to Roswell]

"If they had themselves proper jobs, for them to gang 'til, they wouldn't be oot larkin' every night..."

[hackman]

ketamin

[sonar]

i wrote off my car when i was 17 about 4 weeks after passing.

managed to hit one of those huge chevron sign things which somehow flipped round and sliced though my windscreen stopping about 6" from my face.





you can see in the top pic the corner literally caught on to the metal roof by about an inch which stopped it from slicing me up.