Shit but incredibly awesome inventions

[sigbowls]

three wheelers

[upstateface]

three wheelers

I have that same exact one.

[WhosZena]

Hand rests..

[dantini]

ladies & gentleman, i give you the snot vacuum.

[bass hertz]

[WhosZena]

ladies & gentleman, i give you the snot vacuum.

Now that can't be real.

[snuff]

ladies & gentleman, i give you the snot vacuum.

Ladies & gentlemen, i give you the turbo charged cocaine delivery system now available in sizes to suit all the family...

[gwa]

i think you'll find that shit that can get rid of snot out of a babys nose is deffo not shit. talking from expierence with nephews

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

i think you'll find that shit that can get rid of snot out of a babys nose is deffo not shit. talking from expierence with nephews

Aye. Urghh. Mate, I start wretching when thinking a
bout it, but I remember once when my mate's kid was kind of choking on his own snot, so my mate had to suck the bogeys out of his kid's nose with his mouth. Proper fucking grim times

[firky]

i think you'll find that shit that can get rid of snot out of a babys nose is deffo not shit. talking from expierence with nephews

Aye. Urghh. Mate, I start wretching when thinking a
bout it, but I remember once when my mate's kid was kind of choking on his own snot, so my mate had to suck the bogeys out of his kid's nose with his mouth. Proper fucking grim times

It's not grim when it's your own, trust.

[fc]

The Clunge Plunge: a horrible thing to find steeping in disinfectant at the best of times but even worse when it's just left in the sink where you washed your face each morning.

The fuck? Is it for sucking out jizz after fucking that stranger in the bus shelter?

no dear, it's a Mooncup or Femmecup - reusable silicone cup designed to hold period, mmmm nice
suprisingly we sell absolutely loads of these in my pharmacy
fookin stoke newington hippies

[gwa]

must be some form of delicacy to drink it in stoke newington

[sirsnaf]

jumpers for chickens...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8537773.stm

[tr0tsky]

The Clunge Plunge: a horrible thing to find steeping in disinfectant at the best of times but even worse when it's just left in the sink where you washed your face each morning.

The fuck? Is it for sucking out jizz after fucking that stranger in the bus shelter?

no dear, it's a Mooncup or Femmecup - reusable silicone cup designed to hold period, mmmm nice
suprisingly we sell absolutely loads of these in my pharmacy
fookin stoke newington hippies

Can you get me cheap bepanthen?

I'm not paying 8 quid for 500gs.

[snuff]

Can you get me cheap bepanthen?

I'm not paying 8 quid for 500gs.

new ink?

[DZA]

[gnome]

What are they for

How did you find them?

[DZA]

"ungodly contraption as strapless bra for large breasted womam"

I searched google images for "contraptions" and that came up

[WhosZena]

If you put them tight enough, your eyes pop out

[knell]