Dream Thread

[deepfiend]

Pretty simple really, post your dreams.

Last night had a pretty odd one - ended up in South Africa in some old provincial palace type house via a school trip. Was to scared to piss in the expensive looking toilet so pissed into a crystal glass and poured it out the window. Overheard a conversation from our bus driver saying how he was going to leave his wife to Tracy Chapman. Left the room and ended up in Nottingham castle with my father throwing rocks and beanbags at me, making me cry. Hid in a white room and watched ice hockey fights on various TVs while crying in the foetal position.

Nap dream a few days ago - a plain white room with me sitting on chair. In front of me are the wankers from the Go Compare, Admiral Car Insurance, Safestyle UK ("i said you buy one you get one free!") and Envirophone ("WONGA") adverts. One by one i shot them in the belly and sat, looking rather content watching then struggle and die. I woke up in cold sweats babbling about the Conservative party.

I hate dreams.

[hackman]

i have an unhealthy amount of sex dreams with relatives

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Some of my favourites are ones of being in a Salvador Dali land with infinite grenades

Another classic was being in the world's biggest library and letting rip at all the books with an AK47 and laughing at the old librarian's tears as the books perished

Lot o' cool zombie ones too!

[Neurotik]

There's already one of these threads somewhere that i was looking for not so long ago, it's lost in the past somewhere lol. Here's my latest memorable one:

I was looking at the sky from the back garden at night and noticed i could see different planets pretty clearly, the next thing i can remember it has been announced that a black hole had opened up in out solar system. I went back out in to the garden to see the black hole pretty close sucking in all the planets.......I then woke up to the dissapointment of finding everything still there.

[Muta]

I almost never remember my dreams, but IF i dream, its always i nightmare filled with dark and sickening stuff. (Ofcourse, if i tell the dream it doessnt sound so horrorfying, but if you were in the dream itself, youd shit your pants and rather wish you were either, never born/Dead, or just not there and live a very happy life )

Cant tell one at the moment from the top of my head, its a bit of a late hour here haha, But i'll post it up whenever i ahve one again :]

[-dubson-]

I lucid dreamed a bit quite recently.

Managed to realise i was dreaming but could barely control it at all. At one point i was in a car with my mate who was driving. I wanted the car to turn right, when i tried to make it move i said turn right rather than *actually* making the car turn using just my brain. So then we turned right and were driving down a small road in my town. Now realising i had ALOT of control of what i could do i made the car take off, we went flying up seriously quick going through clouds and onto the edge of the atmosphere. As we were just about to burst out into space the car hit a huge barrier, it was like a ceiling of the planet. We then came crashing down to earth landing in exactly the same place we took off. Car intact.

I did some other stuff in this too but it was all boring, trivial things. This bit was pretty though.

[hackman]

As we were just about to burst out into space the car hit a huge barrier, it was like a ceiling of the planet.

mental, so many people who have had out of body experiences and lucid dreams have said that there is an invisible barrier
keep trying, they said that with persistence they could break through, and then you can explore the universe!
i want to lucid dream

[2manynoobs]

haha lol. ^

I've had this dream in where i got shot in the right corner of my belly. I ran away to take cover and started fixing the would. Taking out the bullit, tear a piece of my clothes and winding it around

I also often have, right before i 'fall to sleep' that i'm in this spiral, going downwards very fast and suddenly i smack my head to something (the ground) and i have this reflex and my head goes up and i'm back awake :p

[horse]

I also often have, right before i 'fall to sleep' that i'm in this spiral, going downwards very fast and suddenly i smack my head to something (the ground) and i have this reflex and my head goes up and i'm back awake :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

[Coppola]

Last nights dream:
I was by this big barn and I had loads of water balloons. I saw some of my close friends and started having a massive water balloon fight. Then I found a bin full of ready filled balloons and started owning everyone with each of my throws being accurate. Then, This kid that I know called Jack who I have had big beef with in the past and been in a few 'fights' with came over and I threw a balloon at him which hit. He then threw his bag off ready to fight with me but as he came up to me the deputy head of my school came and broke things up and the balloon fight started again.

[2manynoobs]

I also often have, right before i 'fall to sleep' that i'm in this spiral, going downwards very fast and suddenly i smack my head to something (the ground) and i have this reflex and my head goes up and i'm back awake :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

ty!

[jazzamataz]

I was dreaming about the ex last night...

Weird, because I haven't really thought about her that much since we broke up.

[WhosZena]

As we were just about to burst out into space the car hit a huge barrier, it was like a ceiling of the planet.

mental, so many people who have had out of body experiences and lucid dreams have said that there is an invisible barrier
keep trying, they said that with persistence they could break through, and then you can explore the universe!
i want to lucid dream

I lucid dream from time to time, its amazing how fast stuff happens.
I tried to lucid dream for ages and it never happened, then I forgot about it, and suddenly I started getting them.
Last year I had one that turned quite bad and when I woke up I couldn't move for about a minute, the more I tried the more I was held down, it was extremely scary.

[leebass]

I have a lot of teeth related dreams. Sometimes i'll just be eating and my teeth will come out really easily one by one, with no pain or sound and i'm not phased(in the dream). Other times i'll be biting down and there's loads of crunching, clicking sounds and all my teeth will come out in bits, and it's horrifying.
Analyse away...

[k_k]

I also often have, right before i 'fall to sleep' that i'm in this spiral, going downwards very fast and suddenly i smack my head to something (the ground) and i have this reflex and my head goes up and i'm back awake :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

theres a name for it cool

[hackman]

As we were just about to burst out into space the car hit a huge barrier, it was like a ceiling of the planet.

mental, so many people who have had out of body experiences and lucid dreams have said that there is an invisible barrier
keep trying, they said that with persistence they could break through, and then you can explore the universe!
i want to lucid dream

I lucid dream from time to time, its amazing how fast stuff happens.
I tried to lucid dream for ages and it never happened, then I forgot about it, and suddenly I started getting them.
Last year I had one that turned quite bad and when I woke up I couldn't move for about a minute, the more I tried the more I was held down, it was extremely scary.

thats cos your astral body probably wasn't back in your physical when you woke up
or some dark entity was playing wit you - sleep paralysis
thats one thing that puts me off trying it

[WatchYourStep]

I thought you meant "everything you could ever ask for in a thread" lol

[sonar]

sometimes i have a dream where i'm in a rap battle and i'm absolutely killing it, freestyle. i was completely focused and the words just came to me.
the thing is, i can't freestyle to save my life no matter how slow, and i never listen to grime/hiphop/rap whatever so it's not like i could have been slinging lyrics together without knowing it.

increased dream brainpower ftw!

[magma]

I only just realised that it was in fact a dream last night and Tony Blair didn't really come round for a spliff and a chat.

He was surprisingly nice in dreamworld... I didn't even hit him once.

[DZA]

Haven't had a dream in years