your favourite merk/dis/slew tune

the947sw11 · Post by **the947sw11** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:08 pm

it's all about Nasty Jack slewing Wiley for me. first time I heard that "who smoked all the pipes" ting I laughed for ages. And I *like* Wiley...

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:21 pm

Flirta D wears leggings leggings

Even when I didn't know who Flirta D was

benjybars · Post by **benjybars** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:55 pm

that 6 minute one wiley did for the movement... pure fire!

digital · Post by **digital** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:33 pm

Skepta got the piggy afro,
when i come around boy better know,
Van Damage aint got one good flow,
you try too hard but no, no,
you look like a homo,
you're the shittest mc in slk, k,
if i was flirta d oouuuuuu,
i would kick you outa!

tru_g · Post by **tru_g** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:58 pm

3.Jammer & Skepta - Swag MC Burial
2.Jammer - I Got Five On It (HYPE TUNE)
1. Has to be Trim - The Lowdown

Trime merks off bare people nicely in that tune

the947sw11 · Post by **the947sw11** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:20 pm

Digital wrote:Skepta got the piggy afro,
when i come around boy better know,
Van Damage aint got one good flow,
you try too hard but no, no,
you look like a homo,
you're the shittest mc in slk, k,
if i was flirta d oouuuuuu,
i would kick you outa!

hahaha u kno dat!

Van Swaggage has had to go back to burger flipping or something hasn't he? haha

dubplodocus · Post by **dubplodocus** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:16 am

my fave is skeppy:

i just take off my chain, zip up my jacket
trims got beef, im gunna back it
DRAW MORE TOOLS THAN GO-GO GADGET
focus on your forehead and attack it
the big skeng-a-leng, gotta be matic
MAKE AN EMCEE DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC
meridian controlling the traffic
roll deep controlling the traffic

swear down that shit gave me goosebumps each time.

another is flirtz on the re-working of HOE and the flow on the Shottaz Riddim.

bruza from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back inna the day:

BRUZA CULMINATING BLOWS TO YA NOSE X2
DOMINATING, LEAVE'EM ALONE
TIME TO GO HOME
ITS THE EXECUTOR, INCONVIENIENTLY THE MEANEST
SMACKED IMMEDIATELY
CUZ MY LYRICS SHOOT YA, UNEXPECTED WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

AND d double e is another monster mic-man:

you wanna jack my written?
wear my flow? thats never gunna fit'em
lyrically fist to the mouth, im gunna give him
next time get a bigger man to chat upon the riddim
better hold it down, you dont wanna be missing
might get found by somebody fishin
might get found by somebody pissin
nah, that couldn't be my bar your spitting
better hold it down, you wanna be kissing
tip of the gun, cuz it gotta full clip in
tip of the gun, cuz the safety's missin
i bet that'll have ya pants fulla shit in
hold it down you wanna be slippin
get found in the boot of the whip your whippin
cuh, imma heavyweight gunna need help liftin
trust, you dont wanna get caught slippin

heavy weight bars dem

and JME as well:

you get no air-time like space
frankly, theres not enough space
theres already too many stars like space
im not have a bar like space
so, shh hut yuh muh, gimme space gimme room
if you dont youll be facing your doom
lyrics are deeper than the bass in the tune
with hidden messages like the face on the moon

and this one

im so deep, when i'm in the bits
your diaphragm sucks in a bit
prez t just made six emcees quit
(and i forgot the last line)

but yeah those are some of the heavey badboy lyircs that i rate

droidster · Post by **droidster** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:06 pm

I know man from a different town and for a 10 bag of brown you'll hear gun shots sound.
President t each and every time
Or
I don't know who does he thinks that he is
come to the bits he can never talk shiz. Tempa T

lightness · Post by **lightness** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:59 pm

so many quality slewing tunes but my favourites are probably :

wiley murdering ghetto and the movement over nightbus

lethals kylie minogue diss for wiley

friscos war dub for scorcher

bashy - fuck wiley

the947sw11 · Post by **the947sw11** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:48 pm

lightness wrote: lethals kylie minogue diss for wiley

lol innit!

I've got a couple tunes where Purple's slewing Bashy somewhere... time to give them a spin again I think.

biomat · Post by **biomat** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:52 pm

crazy titch n durrty - wiley shut up...yes i know who are they but anyway its still funny

docdoom · Post by **docdoom** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:57 pm

Ghettos slew of Wiley is pretty amazing - Wiley came back well with the Nightbus one but the double-time flow for like 5 minutes straight is incredible.

Goodz sending for Wiley.

Bizzle on the Kiley riddim is just classic

blk plague · Post by **blk plague** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:24 pm

wiley v any man on road
skepta v any man on road
and the youth named powerboy from da connections even though i havent heard him slewing.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:26 pm

lightness wrote:wiley murdering ghetto and the movement over nightbus

j_j · Post by **j_j** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:30 pm

lethals kylie slew was FUNNY !!

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:11 pm

Very old, but still better than most about. Fire Hydrant beat
Trim SLEWED Stormin, Cell 22, Sniper E, Major Ace

"Let me tell you the low down,
Trim and Storm the showdown,
well its over now,
their a soldier down,
let me slow it down,
I went jail and I stood my ground,
you get bail cos you used your mouth,
Kelly smells but you licked her out,
your face got fixed for that,
big -meaty- scabs,
thats what you get for eating slags,
in raves they go mad for you,
you get paid and i'm glad for you,
but drinking piss is bad for you,
its not Trim no more its dad to you,
what do I have to do to get it through to you,
fake is my view of you,
thats why i'm slewing you,
its Trim...passin trough
'Kay Sean Lewis is never gonna do it
you failed like a Ford Buick
Your mums Jewish
your whip??? was waay pissed
your half sister lives
not far from Trim's crib
Islands not where I live but you can catch me in the bits
I'm always in the bits
and Abbey Lanes where your mumsy lives
Keep callin my name we'll get your mumsy
see Sean Lewis is just a prick in the bits
Sean Lewis eats clits for clips
Sean Lewis where you goin with this?
Your not a lyricist
your not flowin not tryin I'm a bigger fish
I'm a big bad dub and your a minidisc
Thats bro-ken and finished with
And Stormin well we'll call him scabs
I'n school he wanked over porno mags
and was forced to jack an old ladies bag
Storm is Sean and Sean is scabs
Carlene's a slag goes out with scabs
Scabs thinks he's bad cos of all the slags he's had
but scabs ate a slag with crabs thats why he's got scabs on his face
Face is fucked!
Phones been blocked
and he dressed up
no thats not thugged
grassed man up
so we pissed on his clothes and stuff
he's never been road you mug
you've ate loads of muff
flows not rough
so not rough
but life has been
I can see why you think your thug
but your a has been
Trims not thinking thug but I have been
So I'm not gonna blow you up
by clashing I need to get my ratings up
so who's mashing
tried to get Trim you must have been ping
but ur anything
having arms over everything
you won't win not a chance your anything
move your skin kick your ass break everything
here to win never last to be threatening

I put Cell through lyrical hell don't make his head swell
so much breath we're used to the smell
man see us they bite their thumb nail
but some try rhyme and fail
Just too stale
cut your throat watch your face go pale
send mumsy the deaththreat mail
oh well she's next on the scale
and if I go jail my boys won't fail to buss your tail
your crew as well whether male or female
its the end of the rail
oi blud better bail
could be the last time that you inhale
... the copper shells fail you still won't live to tell the tale
cos Cell its the end of the rail

Names Sniper but we'll call im Chich'
'is flows shit, some big nosed prick from the bits
Sniper's chich and chich is bombing me?
Honestly, formerly 'es got a brother called Barasee that lives in Barley Mow
English but spitting with a yardie flow
E's good to go, got a ring in the nose
always linking with bro's with a cling in the clothes
Scenario goes
Scratch is my bro
Stop chatting his flow
Or catch holes in your tank top
Ur a wank wad (fuck off!)
Or get chucked off bearing
better hear Trim
then I'll call bomb squad to tear skin
and rip out your eyebrow ring
Ya Simmee... ya simme King!

Let me change the pace,
fuck Sniper E i'll murk major ace
the names a waste
someone save his face
E' looks like Flavor Flav
who's major ace weighed in
i'll cave in his face with a Lucozade drink
I've said Major Ace so... lets see if he says Trim
and the other night Ace got a beating
Sponge and AJ beat him
when I heard this i was creasing
AJ's a sweet thing I heard man was saying " 'llow it leave him"
Trust me their cowards breathing
flows they've tried thieving
lyrics with no meaning
that "ya ya ya"! i'm so not feeling
but at raves its a wheeling
to some its appealing
Ace is old skool so I should leave him
But Bushkin beat him
when SLK came on the stage he was hide and seeking
'Is girls a sket don't mind roll deeping
It's either a open relationship....or....
...she's cheating!
She's cheating he's eating
and their happy
Ace is bout as thugged out as a nappy
he'll get kicked out of his trackie
Fed raw ackee
I know his friends call i'm gappy
but we call his friends fassies
and the skin disorder causes patches
thats why his face looks tacky
Leander and Tiffany were close friends
Ace wifeyd both of them
Thier alright but i wouldn't get close to them
Leander got close to my friend
She was in the ends on weekends
Rollin deep with deep men
and Ace needs a skeng
got beat up by Bushkin in Nappa
got took for a slapper and hadta
Seckle his jaw with pebbles on the floor
He's not ready for war don't think he's raw
I don't think that he's raw
We don't think that he's raw
So why does he think that he's raw
why does he think that he's raw??
Cos he says "ya ya ya" but nah nah nah!
He don't understand fully this is my playground and I play the bully
I creep up in the hoody put holes in your wooly and your girls nunny"

lightness · Post by **lightness** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:11 pm

Earz diss of lightning is a good un : http://www.sendspace.com/file/ldhrvn

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:16 pm

that Trim slew is unbelievable. so off-key, so imaginative! utterly deep

anyone got audio for it? its not the fire hydrant version on that recent repress is it?

lightness · Post by **lightness** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:29 pm

elgato wrote:that Trim slew is unbelievable. so off-key, so imaginative! utterly deep

anyone got audio for it? its not the fire hydrant version on that recent repress is it?

http://www.sendspace.com/file/2gff6c

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:52 pm

thanks!

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