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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by Shae » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:38 am

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:25 am

Still haven't unpacked from Bloc, the skidmarked boxers are eventually going to stink out the room.

Must do.
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by x-kaylie » Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:39 pm

i like tidying :)

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:01 pm

x-kaylie wrote:i like tidying :)
All the other fucking women on this forum like cleaning, how is it that I got the one that didn't.
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by 8bitboi » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:22 pm

try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by NilsFG » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:14 pm

8bitboi wrote:
try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:37 am

NilsFG wrote:
8bitboi wrote:
try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by drokkr » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:08 pm

I like cleaning. Something satisfying about it. Hoovering the stairs can be a tnuc tho' :x

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by kay » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:40 pm

I have a whole house to sort out today :(

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by NilsFG » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:40 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
8bitboi wrote:
try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
Cooking a meal after a spliff is way more satisfying when you eat it than going to the shop.

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:41 pm

NilsFG wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
8bitboi wrote:
try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
Cooking a meal after a spliff is way more satisfying when you eat it than going to the shop.
You're argument is invalid because pringles and Fanta Fruit Twist exist. Ultimate stoner combo.
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by NilsFG » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:49 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
NilsFG wrote: The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
Cooking a meal after a spliff is way more satisfying when you eat it than going to the shop.
You're argument is invalid because pringles and Fanta Fruit Twist exist. Ultimate stoner combo.
Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by helix » Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:09 pm

NilsFG wrote: Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by NilsFG » Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:25 pm

Helix [Delay] wrote:
NilsFG wrote: Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:28 pm

NilsFG wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
NilsFG wrote: Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?
I was thinking the same thing. Your probably have even better BBQ's than us since you're all gypsies and eat anything you can catch.

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by NilsFG » Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:52 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
NilsFG wrote: Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?
I was thinking the same thing. Your probably have even better BBQ's than us since you're all gypsies and eat anything you can catch.

mmm boar.
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by helix » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:28 pm

NilsFG wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
NilsFG wrote: Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?
The US is where real BBQ is from. Everywhere else is a cheap imitation.
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by helix » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:51 pm

honey-d wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
honey-d wrote:Is cunting really a word?
Yes.
You people...
What do you mean "you people"?
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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.

Post by BaronVon » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:28 pm

Fuck cleaning. I've got me a maid.
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