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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by bass hertz » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:55 am

tuna TUNA TUNA!! make wanna throw dis pickled penis inna meat grinder covered wit broken glass, innit ez safe bruv

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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by aspect-dubz » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:52 pm

WhosZena? wrote:
aspect-dubz wrote:
wtf u talkin about burial lacks the flow and percussions are really fucking wack
got this as a reply on the mt eden burial remix video :u:
Disappointing.
Did you reply back?
of course, my rant didn't come across so nicely either

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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by zitanb » Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:43 pm

LMFAO: "Roflrilla wrote:How to post a Dubstep YouTube comment".

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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by gender » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:35 am

maybe they're all legit guys and all the snobs on dubstep forum are the ones that are idiots...







































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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by upstateface » Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:46 am

bass hertz wrote:tuna TUNA TUNA!! make wanna throw dis pickled penis inna meat grinder covered wit broken glass, innit ez safe bruv
Safe bluddd!
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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by cosmic_surgeon » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:49 am

Roflrilla wrote:How to post a Dubstep YouTube comment

First you need to construct some sort of violent sentence, you can use the guide here to create one. The filthier the action, the smellier and abstract the object, the better.
It makes me want to [verb] {your/him/their/her/our} [some sort of human/child/animal/politician] with {an/a} [blunt object, preferably covered in shit and on fire]
So, an example sentence would be..
It makes me want to STAB your NAN with a DILDO
Now chuck in some more uneducated slang such as:
  • fukkin shit hot m8
  • dis is propa dub mate
  • utter fkkin filht m8
  • fkkin hell
  • cuntflaps
And woo, you get:
dis is propa dub mate makes me wanna STAB your NAN with a DILDO cos its utter fkkin filht m8
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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by nicenice » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:20 am

I think us Ninjas should have a competition, to make the shittest filthy dubstep tune and see who can get the most ridiculous comments on it. The shitter and more ridiculous the comments, the more points you get.

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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by cyberneticghost » Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:13 pm

Your enlgish i can tell , Good boy , so am i, not many brits like dubstep :( ,, So i thankyou :D ,, You speak the truth :D
I saw this on Mt. Eden - Sierra Leone. Not many Brits like Dubstep? LOLWUT?

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Re: worst dubstep comments i've seen on youtube as of yet

Post by WhosZena » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:10 pm

cyberneticghost wrote:
Your enlgish i can tell , Good boy , so am i, not many brits like dubstep :( ,, So i thankyou :D ,, You speak the truth :D
I saw this on Mt. Eden - Sierra Leone. Not many Brits like Dubstep? LOLWUT?
Some people should really do their research before stating something like that.
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Best Youtube comments

Post by lloydnoise » Sun May 23, 2010 1:01 pm

"This is dirtier than fingering your sister and finding an over-used youtube dubstep comment in there"

loool
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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by rubaduba » Sun May 23, 2010 1:34 pm

On one of my tunes: "This tune makes me want to cut open someones stomach and wank into it"

My mum read it out to me when i showed her the tune :o

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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by helix » Sun May 23, 2010 5:48 pm

rubaduba wrote:On one of my tunes: "This tune makes me want to cut open someones stomach and wank into it"

My mum read it out to me when i showed her the tune :o
Might wanna try making ambient then.
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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by WhosZena » Sun May 23, 2010 7:08 pm

There is a thin line between best and worst.

This made me laugh a while ago..

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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by Coppola » Sun May 23, 2010 7:31 pm

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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by dantini » Sun May 23, 2010 11:34 pm

okay this was on my label's facebook page not youtube but it's still pretty RAGE.

i posted a link to pinch's qawwali & got this:
this tune is shit n if this got u into dupstep fuk me its allabout the wobble with dubstep n there aint any wobble in this
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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by Motorway to Roswell » Thu May 27, 2010 1:08 pm

Synthesizers are fucking gods themselves. If I could humanize a synthesizer, male or female, I would fuck the shit out of it.....just because they're that fucking cool!
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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by lloydnoise » Thu May 27, 2010 1:27 pm

Motorway to Roswell wrote:
Synthesizers are fucking gods themselves. If I could humanize a synthesizer, male or female, I would fuck the shit out of it.....just because they're that fucking cool!
:lol:

I would give a CS80 a handjob if no one was looking

back to the Youtube comments

"so dirty that i had to clean my keyboard before posting my comment, the
filth coming from this song also erased my memory causing me to forget
what my original disgusting comment had said"

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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by bass_culture » Thu May 27, 2010 3:00 pm

Just had a look downt the comments for that Ministry of Sound Dubstep album, came across this little beaut...
The dubstep is technically the beat, doesn't have to have all the bass to be dubstep. Original reggae dub, which current dubstep sprouted from, wasn't just a load of grimey basses. Dubstep is characterised by it's half time rhythm. Shut up now?
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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by minifletch » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:54 pm

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i like dubstep but seriously who the fuck listens to this slow boring shit!

Had to give this thread a bump when I saw that :lol:

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Re: Best Youtube comments

Post by WhosZena » Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:09 pm

I swear we need some kind of Youtube police.

Comments like that shouldn't be legal
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