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JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:22 pm

BACK OF THE NET!!!!

Sinisterbeats · Post by **Sinisterbeats** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:29 pm

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Motorway to Roswell · Post by **Motorway to Roswell** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:30 pm

...and move and fire and move and fire and move and fire...

Echoi · Post by **Echoi** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:32 pm

duurs more to ireland, dun dis

Motorway to Roswell · Post by **Motorway to Roswell** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:39 pm

Cashback

Echoi · Post by **Echoi** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:42 pm

if you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and theres a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your BROTHER!!

Motorway to Roswell · Post by **Motorway to Roswell** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:45 pm

He didn't say the name's Bond, Jones the Bond. Double 0 Theven.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:46 pm

No not my face i'm doing a photo shoot tomorrow for Vision Express!!

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:48 pm

YES! ITS AN EXTENDER!!

Echoi · Post by **Echoi** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:49 pm

its one minute past seven, technically im a guest on your show and you've failed to control me, read the small print on your cone-tract

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:24 pm

"There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks a go I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent."

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:28 pm

EPIC THREAD ALERT!!!!!!

How does everyone feel about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

Echoi · Post by **Echoi** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:30 pm

i can read you like a book. and not a very good book. certainly not bravo two zero by andy mcnabb. which actually improves with every read

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:35 pm

Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:37 pm

This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33, now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake, let's take a look...not a trace! Peace of mind I'm sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board

Motorway to Roswell · Post by **Motorway to Roswell** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:39 pm

I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:42 pm

Motorway to Roswell wrote:I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

Thats my favourite one!

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:47 pm

Alan: Grrrhhhhh!!!!
Susan: Arrggghhhh!!!
Alan: No I'm a zombie, I'm dressed as a zombie, I'm Alan Partridge!
Michael: Well can you come out please, Mr Partridge, because guests are not allowed behind reception.
Alan: Alright, alright. Look its just a joke, okay? It's backfired.
Ben: Is that blood?
Alan: It's tomato ketchup.
Susan: Why have you got a shower curtain round your neck.
Alan: I'm a zombie, I don't know, it's supposed to be a flap of skin or something.
Susan: Did you pull that off one of the showers?
Alan: No, I checked all the rings to make sure I could reattach them after, nothing has been damaged!
Michael: Why've you got biscuits sellotaped to your face?
Alan: There complimentary, its supposed to be flaky skin. I'm a zombie.
Sophie: What's that between your legs?
Alan: Its a flex of a mini kettle, its supposed to be a tail.
Sophie: Zombies don't have tails.
Alan: Alright, it's inconsistent. Zombies by their very nature are inconsistent, they're a mishmash of different bits.
Ben: Nah, that's Frankenstein.
Alan: Right, you've made two glaring errors!
Ben: What's that on your fingers?
Alan: They're tungsten-tip screws for claws. Right, error one - actually they're quite good for making a point aren't they? - error one, Frankenstein is the name of the creator, not the monster. Right error two right, Frankenstein is a zombie. Okay, he's a type of zombie. It;s like people when they say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Tannoy is a brand name. Why're you all staring at me? I'm not have a go at anyone, I'm having a pop at the undead. I mean do you see any upset zombies around?
Sophie: Just the one.
Alan: This country!

Source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Alan_Partridge

Echoi · Post by **Echoi** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:48 pm

have you been to ireland alan?

no, id love to go

it amazes me when people say that when its only 49 quid on a plane

yea i think thats what puts me off actually

Echoi · Post by **Echoi** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:49 pm

YOU'RE SACKED!!!!

what for???

err, coz you do this all the time *rolls eyes and tuts*

see you did it again

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