

"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
Getting arrested is the way forward. Fuck responsibilitydubluke wrote:I wasn't aware that being arrested was quite so cool
sure.Motorway to Roswell wrote:Elements got arrested at college because he bit some girl while she was asleep.
He was crawling around topless like a lizard and slithered up to her bed, licked her fingers to see if she was awake, then bit her.
She woke up screaming and he scuttled off up the wall into the corner of the ceiling, hissed and crawled up into the roof.
I don't understand you.Motorway to Roswell wrote:Elements got arrested at college because he bit some girl while she was asleep.
He was crawling around topless like a lizard and slithered up to her bed, licked her fingers to see if she was awake, then bit her.
She woke up screaming and he scuttled off up the wall into the corner of the ceiling, hissed and crawled up into the roof.
Yes.elibomyekip wrote:Is Elements in gaol now then? I've not seen him for a while
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper
shutupHelix [Delay] wrote:Sup
abstractsound wrote:random "bro" turns to me, 30 minutes into shack's set. "it hasn't really dropped yet, has it?" Out to shackleton for sailing one over their heads.
Thats wat mean an i soon as i tld hm he was like fuk i dnt wnt tha baby even if it my al nt he jus boys it xHelix [Delay] wrote:Elo babe i am fine,yanoe i am pregnant init x
k did u cheet on dean or was u nt with him soz if its getting 2 personal u dnt have 2 answer xMattron wrote:Thats wat mean an i soon as i tld hm he was like fuk i dnt wnt tha baby even if it my al nt he jus boys it xHelix [Delay] wrote:Elo babe i am fine,yanoe i am pregnant init x
me got no money thought me broke thx 2 stuff lol with skool and shit lol crap tyms mn lolHelix [Delay] wrote:k did u cheet on dean or was u nt with him soz if its getting 2 personal u dnt have 2 answer xMattron wrote:Thats wat mean an i soon as i tld hm he was like fuk i dnt wnt tha baby even if it my al nt he jus boys it xHelix [Delay] wrote:Elo babe i am fine,yanoe i am pregnant init x
Yeah same.Mattron wrote:me got no money thought me broke thx 2 stuff lol with skool and shit lol crap tyms mn lolHelix [Delay] wrote:k did u cheet on dean or was u nt with him soz if its getting 2 personal u dnt have 2 answer xMattron wrote:Thats wat mean an i soon as i tld hm he was like fuk i dnt wnt tha baby even if it my al nt he jus boys it xHelix [Delay] wrote:Elo babe i am fine,yanoe i am pregnant init x
Helix [Delay] wrote:Yeah same.Mattron wrote:me got no money thought me broke thx 2 stuff lol with skool and shit lol crap tyms mn lolHelix [Delay] wrote:k did u cheet on dean or was u nt with him soz if its getting 2 personal u dnt have 2 answer xMattron wrote:Thats wat mean an i soon as i tld hm he was like fuk i dnt wnt tha baby even if it my al nt he jus boys it xHelix [Delay] wrote:Elo babe i am fine,yanoe i am pregnant init x
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