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I say fuck bros before hos

Post by WatchYourStep » Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:41 am

So tonight I pick up my buddy and his two female friends at a bar, and we're getting ready to leave for another club, and my buddy pulls me aside and tells me "just so you know, I'm trying for that one on the left", which was sort of like my 'bro warning' to not hit on her and to be his wingman for the night, and I was like "sure thing".

So I'm hitting it off with this girl's friend, playing the wingman, giving my buddy and his crush their space, but he keeps leaving for long periods of time to go say hi to his 'homies', and this girl he's interested in keeps coming back to me and dancing w/ me, and to add to that her friend which I was supposed to be keeping entertained turns sour on me, so what am I going to do? I decide not to let my night go to waste, and I start partying with my buddy's crush and discover she's a really cool girl and we have a great time.

Now the night is wrapping up and we're ordering pizza by the slice at some place and my buddy is making an ass of himself talking about how he would have "fucked up" some creep that kept hanging around our two girls back at the club, just trying to sound all macho and tough, and every word he speaks just draws me and his girl closer, and we start talking more while he keeps ranting. Finally, near the end of the night, me and his girl agree to watch a movie some time together and I give her a big bear hug and me and my buddy take off in my car.

On the car ride home he talks about how long he's liked her and how much of a dick her last boyfriend was and how he would be so much nicer to her if they ever dated and how he's "so close" to finally winning her over and I'm listening to this going "Dude, you can't even fucking pick up on the signals she's sending you - she's not that into you". So then after some thought, I decided: fuck 'bros before hos'.

I see it like this: If I'm attracted to some girl, but she rejects me for one of my buddies, that's tough luck for me. It's called the law of attraction. Get used to it. This buddy of mine is a good friend, but if his girl chooses me, that's not my problem. I'm not going to refuse her because of some stupid 'bro honour code', that's in reality just a fallback for the heartbroken men among us.
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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by aftee » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:11 am

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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by Preacha » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:14 am

get yours brother

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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by hackman » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:15 am

you'd fuck a bro over a ho???
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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by nicenice » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:07 am

Bro's before hoes has always bought to mind in the closet jocks. In all honesty, I've stolen girls from my friends before. Not that it was entirely my fault. My friends only wanted something superficial and I offered more. If they really wanted them they should of given them what they wanted. Although saying that I was going to try to get with this girl back in December until I found out my friend really liked her and now they're in a relationship so I'm glad I backed out of that one.

Romance is a battlefield, there's no point trying to give it petty rules like bro's before hoes because in the end someone will always get hurt and no one comes out the bigger person.

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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by Dead Rats » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:10 am

nicenice wrote: Not that it was entirely my fault. My friends only wanted something superficial and I offered more.
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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by xarcane » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:00 pm

I say bros before hos, as in bros before some cheap piece of fluff that you wanna shag. But if it's a nice girl you're really into and wanna have an actual proper relationship with then that's something different; you can't place your friends above that.

If you're thinking of just banging this girl, and he wants to have a proper relationship with her, then it should be bros before hos.

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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by enaz » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:12 pm

I think the real issue is honesty, if you like someone that your friend's interested in you should disclose that rather than having them find out through a third party or some shit. Did you tell him you were into her or did you just let him go on about how great she was?

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Post by feral witchchild » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:14 pm

I wouldn't do that...girls come and go, friends are fo' lief.
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Post by Motorway to Roswell » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:19 pm

I'd like to stay on the moral high ground but it's tricky at times. Especially when it comes to women.
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Post by magma » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:26 pm

feral witchchild wrote:I wouldn't do that...girls come and go, friends are fo' lief.
This. Though the best method is convincing your mate he didn't want her in the first place and that you're doing him a favour.

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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by shortfuze » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:26 pm

as long as your buddy's not gonna be a dick about it, i've lost bros because of hoes which I highly regret today (a ton of years later)

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Post by bright maroon » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:27 pm

...I'm not at leisure to be choosing

If something works..I will be pursuing it


I am always saying transparency in relationships is vital...

Just tell your friend whats up and proceed...


I personally would like to be with my mate in the end...
Friends are casual..
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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by bright maroon » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:42 pm

The only sort of protocol that I am aware of..
is at the end of a serious relationship..

If you friend is with someone in a serious relationship and they part...

You do not touch it for at least 2 years...
Gives them time to go through the get back together/break up thing
..until they are sure it's done..


cheating is not an issue for me - I don't do it.
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Post by frank grimes jr. » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:54 pm

So they have drama in Canada too huh? :roll:

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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:17 pm

As a man who is literally known as "The Swooper", I will agree with Ho's over Bro's. Although I do have a set of rules lol.
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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by grimesceneinvestigation » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:38 pm

feral witchchild wrote: friends are fo' lief.
1 out of 1000 a chance imo

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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by waffler22 » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:54 pm

YO BITCH CHOSE ME!




On a side note - Does anyone else have bros that are hos? I thought we got past the bros / hos mentality mid-sophomore year.


Maybe not..

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Post by LA_Boxers » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:56 pm

xarcane wrote:I say bros before hos, as in bros before some cheap piece of fluff that you wanna shag. But if it's a nice girl you're really into and wanna have an actual proper relationship with then that's something different; you can't place your friends above that.

If you're thinking of just banging this girl, and he wants to have a proper relationship with her, then it should be bros before hos.
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Re: I say fuck bros before hos

Post by therapist » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:06 pm

hackman wrote:you'd fuck a bro over a ho???
Aye, title is a bit misleading. Sounds like you're coming out.

Awkward situation though. You've basically won her (well, on the way) fair and square but feel guilty because he called shotgun. But yeah, what xarcane said.

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