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Post by feral witchchild » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:42 pm

...cure a sick pig, raise the price of rice, discipline an unmanage-able daughter in law, and make a barren woman fertile.

What can YOU do?
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Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:53 pm

I can make things in people's mother's kitchens

I can hunt mushrooms

I can breed tarantulas

I can score pre-marital bumsex with devowed christian girls

I can make my own fireworks

I can smoke cannabis by using my nostril as a pipe

I can happily shit at festivals, especially if it's in someone elses tent

Loads o' things!
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Post by Motorway to Roswell » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:55 pm

I hit a girl with a chair once.
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Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:57 pm

Motorway to Roswell wrote:I hit a girl with a chair once.
That's more of an event than a 'Can' based skill/talent
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Post by Motorway to Roswell » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:58 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
Motorway to Roswell wrote:I hit a girl with a chair once.
That's more of an event than a 'Can' based skill/talent
and what an event is was...
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Post by DRTY » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:59 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can score pre-marital bumsex with devowed christian girls
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by feral witchchild » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:07 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can smoke cannabis by using my nostril as a pipe!
wut
collige wrote:some stay dry and others feel the pain.
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Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:12 pm

feral witchchild wrote:
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can smoke cannabis by using my nostril as a pipe!
wut

I'll make a video sometime. Some party trick I discovered one time we had no papers. Cram a bud up thine nostril so it sticks in place, then light the fucker and inhale it whilst it burns in your nose

Often goes wrong tbh
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Post by Coppola » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:22 pm

Put a piece of string up my nose and pull it out of my mouth.

Juggle 5 balls.

Yo-Yo to a high standard.

Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.

And I can do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cQvmH0bpzo
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Post by feral witchchild » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:25 pm

Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.
Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |
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Post by Coppola » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:28 pm

feral witchchild wrote:
Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.
Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |
With Captain Falco, Link or Donkey Kong I am pretty fucking good.
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Post by bassbum » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:34 pm

I can...

Move a pinwheal with telekinesis
drink loads and not die
do lots of yoyo tricks
annoy my sister every day
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Post by Coppola » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:43 pm

bassbum wrote: do lots of yoyo tricks
8) YoYo is where it's at.
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Post by Over7hink » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:44 pm

Coppola wrote:
feral witchchild wrote:
Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.
Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |
With Captain Falco, Link or Donkey Kong I am pretty fucking good.
I'm a master at the proto-Smash Bros game, the battle mode in Super Mario 3.

So fuck both of you.
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Post by kidshuffle » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:00 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
Often goes wrong tbh
Sounds about right lol.


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Post by collige » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:16 pm

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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Post by collige » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:19 pm

Coppola wrote:
feral witchchild wrote:
Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.
Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |
With Captain Falco, Link or Donkey Kong I am pretty fucking good.
The fact that you Mixed up Falco with Captain Falcon shows that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Snake and Marth crew stand up!
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Post by parson » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:21 pm

i can navigate 11 dimensional fractals
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Post by AntlionUK » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:24 pm

DRTY wrote:
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can score pre-marital bumsex with devowed christian girls
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
definately win a man card right there.
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Post by WhosZena » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:29 pm

collige wrote:I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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