Room 101

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:26 pm

cody wrote:
bagelator wrote: (Doctor Who, incidentally, would definitely use a PC)
this could be a whole new thread...

You're a funny guy, but I cant help feeling that as a kid you wanted a mac, but your mum and dad would only get you a tiny.

Thus you became a die-hard PC customising cutting edge gamester. Pouring money down a bottomless pit of motherboards and sound mega chips.

Trying to disguise what is blatently obvious after such a rant, you wish you had a mac.

OK, so maybe my mac isnt compatable with WARMONGERGEDDON: The Reckoning or whatever is top of the pc sales chart at the moment...

BUT, my mac has never had a virus, it has never crashed, none of the keys have fallen off and I know it is happy running several susbstantial pices of software at once (photoshop, illustrator, in design, itunes). I honestly cant say the same about PCs. Some are less reliable than a turnip powered lada.

The new ads are toss, but come on man, dont try and claim PCs are better than macs

Its like saying a vauxhall nova, customised until it looks like something FROM doctor who, is better than an audi S4.

charlie brokers words, not mine

pc's are a little like the microwaves on the rustlers adverts...

digital · Post by **digital** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:28 pm

cody wrote:
bagelator wrote: (Doctor Who, incidentally, would definitely use a PC)
this could be a whole new thread...

You're a funny guy, but I cant help feeling that as a kid you wanted a mac, but your mum and dad would only get you a tiny.

Thus you became a die-hard PC customising cutting edge gamester. Pouring money down a bottomless pit of motherboards and sound mega chips.

Trying to disguise what is blatently obvious after such a rant, you wish you had a mac.

OK, so maybe my mac isnt compatable with WARMONGERGEDDON: The Reckoning or whatever is top of the pc sales chart at the moment...

BUT, my mac has never had a virus, it has never crashed, none of the keys have fallen off and I know it is happy running several susbstantial pices of software at once (photoshop, illustrator, in design, itunes). I honestly cant say the same about PCs. Some are less reliable than a turnip powered lada.

The new ads are toss, but come on man, dont try and claim PCs are better than macs

Its like saying a vauxhall nova, customised until it looks like something FROM doctor who, is better than an audi S4.

It's merkery!!!!

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:39 pm

Shonky wrote: Or use a partition to create your own flat

I pretty much have. My bedroom takes up half of the 1st floor.

cody · Post by **cody** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:01 am

charlie who?

all good pub banter

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:27 am

emcee child · Post by **emcee child** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:29 am

after this last weekend i'd personally like to cast myself into room 101.

PEAZ.

audiopie · Post by **audiopie** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:45 am

Parasites

Them companies that make you talk to the vertual assistants when you call there buisness numbers. Like Julie for Amtrack!! You know the ones.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:05 am

Anything i'm told i must have. Such as in advertising..

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:19 am

Audiopie wrote:Like Julie for Amtrack!! You know the ones.

Generic Soundin F*ckerz..Yer Dash Tha Parasites In There

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:19 am

Making a cup of tea, then going for the fridge to find that there is no milk. Just happened to me, and it's too annoying.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:21 am

Missing Ingredients Is So Very OVERLY Annoying.. Specially After You've Got Everything Else, Eh.

Yep.. Dash That In There, Swiftly

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:04 pm

Railtrack (or whoever the fuck it is now) phone enquiries

I think the message should say

Press star now if you wish to get your train times from a speech recognition computer that doesn't appear to recognize speech, or hold to be put through to one of our outsourced call centres where you won't be able to understand the heavy dialect and may be astounded by the lack of local geography knowledge.

Or simply put the phone down and just wander to the station and get the next train to your destination and save yourself 30 minutes of frustration.

Sure it saves them money but surely the whole idea of having customer enquiry departments is to be able to answer customer enquiries. Or maybe it's sly marketing by the british car industry...

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:05 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:blokes with tight trousers and big hair

Straight 101'age

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:54 pm

This pair of boxer shorts I have stashed down the side of my bed.

And stick Andie McDowell in there with them on an empty stomach with a knife that can just about cut through cotton.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:54 pm

REPOST

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:55 am

Bin Juice. More importantly, bin juice leaking on your trainers when taking the bastard bin out.

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:02 am

the elderly.
Davina macCall.
Womens magazines
Paul Daniels son( to be fair hes done nothing wrong but i would like to hurt Paul, even if he did give us wizbit!!)
Bruce fucking Forsyth
People who serve fried eggs touching my baked beans and/or tomatoes.
Loud mouthed kids who give it the biggun then cry to there parents and/or press charges when you smack em in the chops.
MOBILE PHONES AND FUCKING POLYPHONIC RINGTONES!!
Graham Norton
paedos that say they have been "rehabillitated"
fucking midnight quiz tv.
people chonging the leng when i aint got none.
croydon
my dad.

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:16 pm

oh yeah and when you get a pint of guiness and one of the following happens....

the barrel runs out half way thru pouring and they give you the ends and the firsts of a new barrel

getting the first pint of a new barrel

getting barstaff who think that the settle and pour method is a waste of time!!!

read the manual you fassies!!

aerosol cambell · Post by **aerosol cambell** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:01 pm

-Commuters that STINK, some BO ridden suits out there.

-When you buy a pack of margs and the tobacco is missing from the first centimetre of every bloody bind. THANK YOU PHILLIP MORRIS.

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