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Falling Off A Wii Fit Turns Woman Into Nympho

Post by Neurotik » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:59 pm

A U.K. woman has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder after falling off her Wii Fit board and damaging a nerve, the Toronto Sun reported.

Amanda Flowers, who lives in Manchester, England, said she has sexual urges up to 10 times a day since she fell. A doctor confirmed her diagnosis.

"It began as a twinge down below, before surging through my body," Flowers told a U.K. newspaper. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

PGAD is defined as persistent sexual arousal syndrome as "intense feelings of genital congestion and sensations that are typically unaccompanied by any conscious awareness of sexual desire," according to Dr. Sandra Leiblum, who coined the term several years ago.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,591109,00.html

LOL!! :o
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Re: Falling Off A Wii Fit Wii Turns Woman Into Nympho

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Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:10 pm

Wow almost sounds like having a penis!
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Post by frebentos » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:50 pm

Yea man, totally.
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Post by minifletch » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:40 pm

Can't wait to see that at the end of the Wii adverts... "May cause extreme sexual arousal" lol
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Re: Falling Off A Wii Fit Turns Woman Into Nympho

Post by Neurotik » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:00 pm

minifletch wrote:Can't wait to see that at the end of the Wii adverts... "May cause extreme sexual arousal" lol
:lol:
Can imagine the voice saying that now aha, and for some other unknown reason the voice off that rob schnieder thing on South Park, "rated peegee-thuurteeyyn"... Or they could just turn this into a new marketing campaign "why risk violent flashbacks of the middle east playing COD when you can buy the wii fit and have the sexual experience of a lifetime?" :P
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Post by Over7hink » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:03 pm

minifletch wrote:Can't wait to see that at the end of the Wii adverts... "May cause extreme sexual arousal" lol
have MAH's voice for that one. I'd buy 10 of them shits.
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Post by AntlionUK » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:11 pm

i bet she's butters.
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Post by alphacat » Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:00 pm

Nice that they published her name. I'm sure she's getting lots of heavy breathing phone calls now.
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Post by Neurotik » Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:06 pm

alphacat wrote:Nice that they published her name. I'm sure she's getting lots of heavy breathing phone calls now.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Falling Off A Wii Fit Turns Woman Into Nympho

Post by ST100 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:22 pm

:o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Iridion » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:29 am

I think I may just have to get my girlfriend one of these...
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Post by kruptah » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:39 am

This is from her FB.

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Post by kruptah » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:42 am

Also

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WTF?
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Re: Falling Off A Wii Fit Turns Woman Into Nympho

Post by DRTY » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:45 am

alphacat wrote:Nice that they published her name. I'm sure she's getting lots of heavy breathing phone calls now.
She probably wants them though to be fair
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Post by hackman » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:47 am

kruptah wrote:Also

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WTF?
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Re: Falling Off A Wii Fit Turns Woman Into Nympho

Post by JFK » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:52 am

Over7hink wrote:
minifletch wrote:Can't wait to see that at the end of the Wii adverts... "May cause extreme sexual arousal" lol
have MAH's voice for that one. I'd buy 10 of them shits.
True. Fuck that woman is fucking high grade. Even at 42.
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Re: Falling Off A Wii Fit Turns Woman Into Nympho

Post by magma » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:55 am

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alphacat wrote:Nice that they published her name. I'm sure she's getting lots of heavy breathing phone calls now.
She probably wants them though to be fair
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Post by kruptah » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:38 pm

That's the wrong Amanda Flowers BTW.

Anyone find her Facebook?
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Re: Falling Off A Wii Fit Wii Turns Woman Into Nympho

Post by Rare Form » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:20 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Wow almost sounds like having a penis!
funniest thing ive ever read on here.
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