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JFK
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Re: I can...

Post by JFK » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:46 pm

I can:

Play bass guitar like Geezer Butler
Cook beef wellington
co-ordinate a 30 strong fleet of tankers
Do 200 keepy uppys
play rugby like a bad man
tie a windsor knot
change the oil in any car
throw my voice

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Re: I can...

Post by bassbum » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:47 pm

kay wrote:
hayze99 wrote:
kay wrote:
hayze99 wrote:
x-ecutive wrote:I can smell food from 30 feet away
I can play any instrument i put my hand on
I can design websites without software
I can make tunes on my laptop
How exactly does one design a website without software?
With code?
What do you put the code into? I'm not trying to be clever, I actually don't know this shit.
You can just type it into something like notepad to get it uploaded. So yeah some software is required to get the design to where you need it to go, but technically you could design the whole thing on pieces of paper if you knew what you were doing. The websites that help you design websites basically just present this code in more user friendly fashion. If you go to any webpage and hit View>Source you can look at the code that's behind that page.[/quote]
This
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<html>
<body bgcolor="ffffff".............

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Re: I can...

Post by Coppola » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:47 pm

JFK wrote: throw my voice
Teach me...

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Re: I can...

Post by kay » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:49 pm

JFK wrote:I can:
throw my voice
Awesome!

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Re: I can...

Post by BaronVon » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:56 pm

firky wrote: Speak fluent Thai.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hee mae mang Hee mah Na-Hee
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Selassie-I man shop in Morrisons.

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Re: I can...

Post by hayze99 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:00 pm

bassbum wrote:
kay wrote:
hayze99 wrote:
kay wrote:
hayze99 wrote:
How exactly does one design a website without software?
With code?
What do you put the code into? I'm not trying to be clever, I actually don't know this shit.
You can just type it into something like notepad to get it uploaded. So yeah some software is required to get the design to where you need it to go, but technically you could design the whole thing on pieces of paper if you knew what you were doing. The websites that help you design websites basically just present this code in more user friendly fashion. If you go to any webpage and hit View>Source you can look at the code that's behind that page.
This
like
<html>
<body bgcolor="ffffff".............[/quote]

Yeh, I know. I used to try my hand at programming when I was a little nipper, before I gave up. Notepad = software. I suppose if you write the code on paper it would classify as being designed without software, but still... I retract my earlier statement; I am a dick.

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Re: I can...

Post by k_k » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:38 pm

i can :
play guitar
remember pretty much any song after i've played it through once
play ukulele
play keyboard
im just generally good at picking up instruments
speak spanish
im well charming :wink:
beat pretty much anyone in a game involving dice
own at badmington
complete any level off the first crash bandicoot mad fast
do stupid dares when completly sober
i can like guarantee i'll make any girl laugh
i have more, seeing as i ahve an insanely big ego, but unfortunatly remebering things isnt something im good at, and so occasionly forget what im good at
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Re: I can...

Post by bassbum » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:29 pm

k_k wrote:i can :
im well charming :wink:
that you are :)

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Re: I can...

Post by helix » Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:15 am

Forget shit
Make the most out of half a joint
Find the people who have weed
Get 90% of the way into a girl's jeans without realizing it
Acquire shit, not like stealing, I just end up having shit
Get in trouble for things I didn't do
Bullshit
Trick a girl into thinking I'm "the sweetest guy alive"
...Which goes under the bullshit category I guess.

EDIT: Alienate people with my taste in music & elitism.
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Re: I can...

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:07 am

Helix [Delay] wrote:Find the people who weed
Priceless talent man, don't waste it by staying in the same area your whole life, travl t'world and sample t'peoples green!
:s:

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Re: I can...

Post by nousd » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:14 am

I can predict the present, occasionally,
and I can snore with a death rattle.
{*}

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Re: I can...

Post by helix » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:39 am

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:Find the people who have weed
Priceless talent man, don't waste it by staying in the same area your whole life, travl t'world and sample t'peoples green!
DERRRRP
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