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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by feral witchchild » Mon May 03, 2010 12:16 pm

soulshynchyld wrote:nah haarp isn't really doing what i was talking about, however it is doing most of what you said except maybe the plasma & hypnosis. its quite convenient that iran had 3 earthquakes in different places last month ay! lol & some cleric blamed it on cleavage.

jesus...... the romans had no qualms with him.
see i reckon when he got to the age of thirty he was enlightened... what happened is because he had direct lineage to king david on both sides, he was taught the knowledge & secrets of his people. about his father in heaven. his forefathers in the heavens. he got told his people are from out there yonder. after he got told all this , he decided he needed to tell others that didn't know.. those without his lineage. he started telling anyone that would listen. he had some clever tricks to, he knew how to make medicine to heal the sick. the jews knew ya dont tell people our tricks & who we are, they will take us by force & make us there slaves so we will teach them our secrets. this is why they were slaves in egypt!! anyways.... jesus told people & the elders got scared. they were already teaching the romans afew free tricks. but no way were they becoming slaves again. so they ordered his hit!! the truth lies in modern day iraq.
this is the landing spot of the heaven people. this is were they bred. but they are not halfbred nephilim guys. these are the pure alien race. these are the ones that started the cradle of civilization. they made the first written language. there is a reason jews were given israel. thats where the ark of the covenant is. their device for communicating to their relations in far faraway land. so be careful!!!
the jews are here to steal all our gold & other precious metals. they own the majority of the media in the west!! america is ruled by the jew.news,movies,politicians,all the high tech weapons coming out in the US are from israel.... jew is no longer just a race. it is a religion! they are still corrupting our planet. hitler was right... the world will learn, this is why he was wiping them from the earth. why do they need 200+ nukes for??reopen tha prison camps. give them better heating this time! it should be compulsory
he chop off the bellend too!!!!hayayayayayahaahahah

dont take any of the seriously
i tried to stop myself from writting this
mt eden made me do it!!!!
i blame him for it %100!!
Wow....WOW.

I hope this isn't how I came across to people when I was on some Pro-Palestine shit. :?
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by soulshynchyld » Mon May 03, 2010 12:46 pm

feral witchchild wrote:
soulshynchyld wrote:nah haarp isn't really doing what i was talking about, however it is doing most of what you said except maybe the plasma & hypnosis. its quite convenient that iran had 3 earthquakes in different places last month ay! lol & some cleric blamed it on cleavage.

jesus...... the romans had no qualms with him.
see i reckon when he got to the age of thirty he was enlightened... what happened is because he had direct lineage to king david on both sides, he was taught the knowledge & secrets of his people. about his father in heaven. his forefathers in the heavens. he got told his people are from out there yonder. after he got told all this , he decided he needed to tell others that didn't know.. those without his lineage. he started telling anyone that would listen. he had some clever tricks to, he knew how to make medicine to heal the sick. the jews knew ya dont tell people our tricks & who we are, they will take us by force & make us there slaves so we will teach them our secrets. this is why they were slaves in egypt!! anyways.... jesus told people & the elders got scared. they were already teaching the romans afew free tricks. but no way were they becoming slaves again. so they ordered his hit!! the truth lies in modern day iraq.
this is the landing spot of the heaven people. this is were they bred. but they are not halfbred nephilim guys. these are the pure alien race. these are the ones that started the cradle of civilization. they made the first written language. there is a reason jews were given israel. thats where the ark of the covenant is. their device for communicating to their relations in far faraway land. so be careful!!!
the jews are here to steal all our gold & other precious metals. they own the majority of the media in the west!! america is ruled by the jew.news,movies,politicians,all the high tech weapons coming out in the US are from israel.... jew is no longer just a race. it is a religion! they are still corrupting our planet. hitler was right... the world will learn, this is why he was wiping them from the earth. why do they need 200+ nukes for??reopen tha prison camps. give them better heating this time! it should be compulsory
he chop off the bellend too!!!!hayayayayayahaahahah

dont take any of the seriously
i tried to stop myself from writting this
mt eden made me do it!!!!
i blame him for it %100!!
Wow....WOW.

I hope this isn't how I came across to people when I was on some Pro-Palestine shit. :?
sorry if i came across as being serious!! palestine is another matter. That mess belongs to the british colonists! But they aren't here now... society changed. The solution is in all the worlds hands.... but i fear greed & power are to deeply ingrained in the wolves that only violent revolution will bring about change! WW3 is coming... this is a reality. its been over 50 years since the last one. lets just hope china stays asleep!
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by curse » Mon May 03, 2010 2:37 pm

bass hertz wrote:The more I visit DSF, the more I feel normal.
Same. I don't even understand half the terminology Parson et al are using sometimes. That's cool though because he's probably wrong anyway
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by hackman » Mon May 03, 2010 2:48 pm

curse wrote:
bass hertz wrote:The more I visit DSF, the more I feel normal.
Same. I don't even understand half the terminology Parson et al are using sometimes. That's cool though because he's probably wrong anyway
so you don't understand something someone says, therefore he's wrong?

that makes you less normal than a lot of people
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by Shae » Mon May 03, 2010 7:00 pm

I've always been pretty fascinated by snow flakes and their shape... Interested link to crop circles Parson... The reason I've not commented on crop circles is because I did believe in them until I watched a documentary on people claiming they were the ones who designed and made the crop circles... But still, research has proven their methods used to create the crop circles are not impossible, but not as straight forward as they put it...
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by parson » Mon May 03, 2010 7:04 pm

none of the hoaxers can take credit for the real ones. they do not make patterns appear in less than an hour using electro magnetic fields. they use teams of dudes with boards pushing crops down and it takes all night and looks like shit and the shapes communicate absolutely nothing sacred/secret.

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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by 64hz » Mon May 03, 2010 7:16 pm

the more i actually look into cropcircles, the more it seems impossible for some of them to be man made.
the only thing keeping me sceptic is the question 'why flatten crops'?
if they wanted to communicate with us, why not communicate via electromagnetic communications?
these are serious questions i would like to know your opinions on, parson et al.

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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by parson » Mon May 03, 2010 7:19 pm

the crop circles ARE electromagnetic communications. don't worry too much about the why. if the why were important, it would be clearer.

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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by 2manynoobs » Mon May 03, 2010 8:04 pm

parson wrote:the crop circles ARE electromagnetic communications. don't worry too much about the why. if the why were important, it would be clearer.
yeah maybe that's the ironic part. I saw this docu called "Quantum Communication" and it basically said that we, humans, can communicate via electromagnetic vibrationz. But only a few ppl master it (so called psychics).
And now 'they' try to communicate with us by using electromagnetic energy & crops.

or are those 2 things totally a different thing?
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Post by bokatordubstep » Tue May 04, 2010 9:17 am

parson wrote:the video says it's not about believing in aliens, but rather an invitation to think differently. like wu tang.

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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by hackman » Tue May 04, 2010 11:25 am

64hz wrote:the more i actually look into cropcircles, the more it seems impossible for some of them to be man made.
the only thing keeping me sceptic is the question 'why flatten crops'?
if they wanted to communicate with us, why not communicate via electromagnetic communications?
these are serious questions i would like to know your opinions on, parson et al.

because the ptb can alter or keep these communications from us easily

crop circles are blatant and in your face, and go viral easily
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by 64hz » Tue May 04, 2010 4:21 pm

hackman wrote:
64hz wrote:the more i actually look into cropcircles, the more it seems impossible for some of them to be man made.
the only thing keeping me sceptic is the question 'why flatten crops'?
if they wanted to communicate with us, why not communicate via electromagnetic communications?
these are serious questions i would like to know your opinions on, parson et al.

because the ptb can alter or keep these communications from us easily

crop circles are blatant and in your face, and go viral easily
i did think along along those lines, they certainly appeal to the masses more than some coded radio signal, and theyre fuckin beautiful, i'll give them that.
and yes, if someone did want to keep the knowledge secret, it would be much harder to so with crop circles.
what do you mean exactly by 'ptb' ? i guessed its the ones trying to keep the knowledge hidden?

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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by parson » Tue May 04, 2010 4:24 pm

that's conspiracy forum terminology for "the powers that be"

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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by nousd » Wed May 05, 2010 6:56 am

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You should know by now that light and sound are the same thing, just different frequencies upon the spectrum.
no theyre not.
light is an electromagnetic wave, whereas sound is the vibration of air particles.
they are very different.
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by magma » Wed May 05, 2010 8:07 am

hackman wrote:crop circles are blatant and in your face, and go viral easily
In the 20th/21st century when we have aerial photography and the Internet, sure... in the 1800s (or possibly earlier) when they're first recorded, though? Doesn't seem so efficient then. Were the aliens waiting for us to evolve better communication methods rather than improving their own?

I can dig the idea of abstract communication methods between species... but most seem abstract to the point of lacking utility. Why are they always in remote areas? Why not aim for an area with large population to maximise the efficiency of the communication? Why not something we all use everyday? Stain the road network... or do something that absolutely couldn't be of human origin? Are we dealing with aliens that have the power to cross the universe, but not the imagination to try a new method of communication after two centuries of being largely ignored?

Either way, they look awesome and they don't seem to cause too much trouble. More crop circles!
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by nicenice » Wed May 05, 2010 8:21 am

Maybe they just send them out from their planet and they take years to reach anywhere, maybe they're doing what we're doing by sending out Beatles song and they're just looking for life like them. Who knows, those same aliens were probably jamming smoking that space weed and then they start hearing the beatles and thinking the fuck is, this sounds like some alien shit.

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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by hackman » Wed May 05, 2010 10:52 am

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hackman wrote:crop circles are blatant and in your face, and go viral easily
In the 20th/21st century when we have aerial photography and the Internet, sure... in the 1800s (or possibly earlier) when they're first recorded, though? Doesn't seem so efficient then. Were the aliens waiting for us to evolve better communication methods rather than improving their own?

I can dig the idea of abstract communication methods between species... but most seem abstract to the point of lacking utility. Why are they always in remote areas? Why not aim for an area with large population to maximise the efficiency of the communication? Why not something we all use everyday? Stain the road network... or do something that absolutely couldn't be of human origin? Are we dealing with aliens that have the power to cross the universe, but not the imagination to try a new method of communication after two centuries of being largely ignored?

Either way, they look awesome and they don't seem to cause too much trouble. More crop circles!
the whole point of what's going on now is that we as a species figure it out and sort out the mess we've created ourselves, without the help of ets
if the aliens just told us what to do and what's going on then that wouldn't be very beneficial to us would it, evolutionary speaking
they are not going to just contact a whole city or do something that couldn't be of human origin, crop circles and other things are enough to get people thinking, if they want to face the facts
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by magma » Wed May 05, 2010 12:10 pm

hackman wrote:the whole point of what's going on now is that we as a species figure it out and sort out the mess we've created ourselves, without the help of ets
if the aliens just told us what to do and what's going on then that wouldn't be very beneficial to us would it, evolutionary speaking
they are not going to just contact a whole city or do something that couldn't be of human origin, crop circles and other things are enough to get people thinking, if they want to face the facts
Fair enough. Either way, I like crop circles. They were fun to make when we were teenagers (well one, a little one) and they're often very pretty.

It'd be nice if it was aliens... but in a way, I almost prefer them as human creations... they're often startlingly beautiful!
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by hackman » Wed May 05, 2010 12:20 pm

the startlingly beautiful ones are never human made
how can a groupd of humans do some of those patterns allfrom the ground, with no aerial view
the ones that are mathematically perfect
whether you want to agree or not that aliens are doing them, you have admit it's incredibly unlikely humans are (i'm talking about the geometrical ones)
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Re: proof that crop circles are a hoax!

Post by magma » Wed May 05, 2010 12:35 pm

hackman wrote:the startlingly beautiful ones are never human made
how can a groupd of humans do some of those patterns allfrom the ground, with no aerial view
the ones that are mathematically perfect
whether you want to agree or not that aliens are doing them, you have admit it's incredibly unlikely humans are (i'm talking about the geometrical ones)
Hmm, if I didn't understand the process and machinery involved I'd also likely say it was impossible for humans to make microchips. I think I'll wait for a bit more information before I decide to have faith in any theories. I'm happy enough for them to be a bit of a mystery for now unless someone shows a demonstration of the technique used (by aliens or humans).
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