Room 101

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:05 pm

poax wrote:oh yeah and when you get a pint of guiness and one of the following happens....

the barrel runs out half way thru pouring and they give you the ends and the firsts of a new barrel

getting the first pint of a new barrel

getting barstaff who think that the settle and pour method is a waste of time!!!

read the manual you fassies!!

Or getting an inch and half of foam on top and when you ask the lovely bar staff to top it up they look at you like king kong on steroids

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:07 pm

AeroSol Cambell wrote:-Commuters that STINK, some BO ridden suits out there.

-When you buy a pack of margs and the tobacco is missing from the first centimetre of every bloody bind. THANK YOU PHILLIP MORRIS.

Chuck that shit in there. Roll you own mate.

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:08 pm

AeroSol Cambell wrote:-Commuters that STINK, some BO ridden suits out there.

.

i got on a tube one morning and this guy who was holding a pole near my face(!!!) had what can only be described as the most appalling cockhand.(wankers.......now wash your hands)

my response was something like

"gueeeerrrshhhhh"

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:25 pm

poax wrote:
AeroSol Cambell wrote:-Commuters that STINK, some BO ridden suits out there.

.
i got on a tube one morning and this guy who was holding a pole near my face(!!!) had what can only be described as the most appalling cockhand.(wankers.......now wash your hands)

my response was something like
"gueeeerrrshhhhh"

*decibella~~ · Post by *decibella~~ » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:26 pm

uuuurggggghhhhhhhhh! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

thats grimey poax!

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:30 pm

i know!!!
i was there !!!

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:29 pm

Builders who listen to Virgin FM blazing from a tinny radio working on a terraced row of houses, start work at quarter to eight and finish at two so they never get the job done and wake you every morning for several months, with your girlfriend in bed for the first lie in she's had since starting uni, and on your own once said girlfriend has left you!

cody · Post by **cody** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:47 pm

i hear you on that one obi!

outside my yard, there are not only builders waking me up early for the past month, who appear to have built fuck all. but before that there was a demolation crew to come and knock down the old pub that once stood proudly in said place.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:53 pm

Unnecissary amounts of police responding to miner crimes. And when there is a serious crime like ye bird being hospitalize by a gang of teenagers, guess what, they're nowhere to fucking be seen. Twats.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:19 pm

haha, good call on Davina McCall..

I would like to add recruitment consultants, you can't a job without them, and then can't get rid of them when you have one. The false best mate schtik, putting you forward for jobs you don't want and then getting arsey when you refuse to go for an interview!!

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:54 pm

Metalbox and Cody I feel you both man. YOU KNOW
Or how about when they take your draw and 30 secs later you are ambushed by a gang of 15 teenage mobile phone thiefs!

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:07 am

obIwan wrote:when they take your draw and 30 secs later you are ambushed by a gang of 15 teenage mobile phone thiefs!

My God..

..Preach.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:31 pm

1. Being told by dealers "ten minutes man, im just out of the endz cuuuzy be wichhu soon", Look im giving you money you tnuc, if it wernt for me you be smoking that skunk and oweing out money, mug...
2. When the dealer comes.......and comes with pure cabbage.....
3. When the dealer comes.......and comes with pure lettece (even worse than the barge, but smokes a little better
4. When the rizla rips
5. When your outside and the rizla rips
6. When your outside and its wet and the rizla rips and it was your last one (at this point im on the brink of chuckin the skunk on the floor, treading it in and threating to stop smoking)
7. When feds come and ask "alright boys, no need to throw that, weel take it for evidence..."

Those are my room 101's, im sure there are more, but these are the ones i hold dear.

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:52 pm

g-face

scruffy herbert · Post by **scruffy herbert** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:59 pm

-People who can't breath out of their nose without making a noise.

-People with shit breath.

-"I like R'n'B, Cheese, Old Skool garage and Funky House" tnuc.

-Chumps who have clear and unsubtle nervous dispositions. like fake yawning

More will come.

narkotik · Post by **narkotik** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:32 pm

WET WEED WHAT CRUMBLES DOWN TO LESS THAN WAS THERE BEFORe
shady draws
pisstake dealers
little chaver sluts
an little chaver sluts with little bastard chaver mates who actaully like bassline house!!

& Bassline house its self

aerosol cambell · Post by **aerosol cambell** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:33 pm

RDS RDS RDS, that was the bassline tune that did my nut in working in a shitty bassment club full of pilled up rugby league fans and players.

"A-A-A-A-A-ALRIGHT MUSH!"

"Alright gurning scally, water yeah? yeah."

kion · Post by **kion** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:43 pm

Salad Fingered oddballs asking if you got any pills while you're right in the middle of a mix.

kion · Post by **kion** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:43 pm

At least wait till the mix is dun!!

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