The Sun "Newspaper" *NSFW*

[alfie]

i like how the sun is always completely rabid about paedophiles, but doesn't mind showing a clothed 15 year old girl along with a countdown to her 16th birthday when she can get her chebs out on page 13

and how they need to CAPITALISE certain words in sentences because their readers are too FUCKING STUPID to grasp the point of the article without them

[firky]

New barmaid at my local has the most perfect pair I have ever seen and she aint bad in the sack

[firky]

i like how the sun is always completely rabid about paedophiles, but doesn't mind showing a clothed 15 year old girl along with a countdown to her 16th birthday when she can get her chebs out on page 13

That was News of the World IIRC; who were slagging off Chris Morris for his satirical series Brass Eye and in particular the episode that featured paedophilia. However on the next page there was a photo of Charlotte Church and a count down to her 16th when she'd be legal.

[Shae]

Goof find firkles

[rbnc]

[fractal]

I don't know anything about UK newspapers. Do they do shit like this all the time?

Yeah especially the ones owned by NewsCorp who own Fox News.

off topic, but who is that girl in your avatar?

I don't actually remember, some Korean pop star I think? She's fucking fit.

super cute!

[upstateface]

i like how the sun is always completely rabid about paedophiles, but doesn't mind showing a clothed 15 year old girl along with a countdown to her 16th birthday when she can get her chebs out on page 13

and how they need to CAPITALISE certain words in sentences because their readers are too FUCKING STUPID to grasp the point of the article without them

You only have to be 16 in UK? SCORE!

[particle-jim]

kay burley can fuck off 2bh, the way she was "interviewing" that guy from 38 degrees was disgusting, can you tell sky news is fox's sister channel?

[dubluke]

THE readers of Britain's biggest newspaper last night threw their electoral support behind lots more football and great big bouncy titties.


Sun readers support a radical policy of her taking off her bra and panties
As Gordon Brown gave the speech of David Cameron's life, the Sun said it was backing the Tories after 12 years of aggressively right-wing editorials which bore no relation whatsoever to its support for the Labour Party.

But Roy Hobs, a Sun Reader from Peterborough, insisted his vote would not be swayed by a newspaper endorsement, adding: "My goodness, they do look incredibly bouncy today, don't they?"

Stephen Malley, a football enthusiast from Doncaster, added: "If they do not come up with a 72-page weekly supplement featuring re-enactments of every premier league goal using half naked tarts with massive charlies I probably won't even bother voting as usual."

And Nikki Hollis, a Sun reading female from Hatfield, said: "I likes the gossips and the telly and the lady what tells you how to make the problems stop. My horrorscope says I'll probably vote for the BNP."

Media analyst Tom Logan stressed it was a bold move by the Sun, adding: "They have clearly thought long and hard about the state of the country and now feel it is their patriotic duty to back the party that is obviously going to win anyway.

"If I was David Cameron I would seize this historic opportunity to tell Rupert Murdoch to piss up a rope, but he won't because, like all our political leaders, he really is a male prostitute who will do incredibly dirty things in a public toilet for five quid and a chocolate Hobnob."

At the Labour conference in Brighton Gordon Brown was given an emotional introduction by his wife Sarah before asking voters to give him the chance to destroy the world again.

Mrs Brown told delegates: "My husband is not a freak. Okay, he is a freak, but he's my freak. He's a bit noisy, a bit messy and he draws horribly disturbing pictures on the wall with crayons the colour of blood.

"But he still goes to bed every night thinking about all the people who have wronged him and how one day he will make those disturbing pictures come to life.

"I am really looking forward to spending a lot more time with him."

Mr Hobbs added: "Bouncy, bouncy, ever so bouncy."