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-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:46 am

http://visz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/woalert.php?lang=eng

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:48 am

blade.....

this is pretty deep.

how did you find this?

(i feel like im telling you off... im not!!)

mungo · Post by **mungo** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:48 pm

Britain= Turkey flu...

Most other place's have got some cool destructive shit happening...
Earth quarkes, floods & some explosions...

Britain has Bernard Matthews to thank for his avian turkey flu outbreak...
Benard matthews is a country spaz for importing eatern european death gobblers... Not so fucking Beautifull now is it Bernarrrrd....

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:36 pm

its my mission to get a logo on that map. i wonder if subdub on sat will show up on the Richter scale?
hmmmm

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:54 pm

"Government vets were called to the site late on Thursday after hundreds of birds showed signs of illness that included going off their food and general malaise, symptoms associated with bird flu."

It's not bird flu - the turkeys are skagged off their tits. Unscrupulous mafia types have been using the poultry to smuggle in huge amounts of opium up their egg hatch and some parcels have been busting in transit from Hungary. The worst thing to do was incinerate them, which has now involved the whole of Suffolk "chasing the dragon" en masse (put that in speech marks as I am fully aware that some parts of rural Suffolk still believe in dragons although the hunts have dissipated a bit lately).

It's a dreadful state of affairs really, but fuck it they're only turkeys. Wouldn't have em round for Christmas unless I was likely to eat one. Ever tried playing cards with one - rubbish. They're bad debtors too, don't give em money, they generally just eat it or shit on it.

Turkeys used to have it pretty easy until Bernard decided they could be eaten all year round - if there's a turkey version of Al-Quaeda, I bet he's their Great Satan.

cody · Post by **cody** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:59 pm

Shonky wrote:It's not bird flu - the turkeys are skagged off their tits. Unscrupulous mafia types have been using the poultry to smuggle in huge amounts of opium up their egg hatch and some parcels have been busting in transit from Hungary. The worst thing to do was incinerate them, which has now involved the whole of Suffolk "chasing the dragon" en masse (put that in speech marks as I am fully aware that some parts of rural Suffolk still believe in dragons although the hunts have dissipated a bit lately).

soooooo that explains it.

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:53 am

found a picture of it on flickr wile i was looking for a motif for a flyer... the term was "desaster"

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:13 am

All we need is a quick one stop shop for all world disasters to brightrn up our days. Cheers Blade

Reaches for the razer blades.

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:42 am

NO NO NO! better blame somebody else -murder smile>

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:58 am

-BLADE- wrote:NO NO NO! better blame somebody else -murder smile>

lucky_strike · Post by **lucky_strike** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:45 pm

umm look how many earthquakes there has been in the last 24 hours! fuckin awesome

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