Spider bites tourist...

[2manynoobs]

...IN PENIS!

"He woke to find his penis swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite,"

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/worl ... 5866622634

[AntlionUK]

The 22-year-old's misfortunes were detailed in the online NZ Medical Journal on Friday.

hahaha gutteddddd

[lloydnoise]

"Katipo spiders are known to have a highly specialised habitat in New Zealand's sand dunes and bite only rarely, and in defence"

sounds like he was trying to slap it with his todge

[aspect-dubz]

"Katipo spiders are known to have a highly specialised habitat in New Zealand's sand dunes and bite only rarely, and in defence"

sounds like he was trying to slap it with his todge

this is the icing on the cake

[karmacazee]

"He woke to find his penis swollen

Happens every day!

[sirsnaf]

well, funny story, if bit embarrassing... ten years ago i got bitten in my sleep by a spider on the nutsack.. had the itchiest balls of my life for a week or so, had to keep popping out of class to the toilet to rub soothing cream on them. probably the worst week for piss taking i ever had at school.... worst of all, id had to go shopping the day after i got bit to buy the cream - being sat on the bus with grannies n families constantly scratching my balls is not one of my lifes high points...

[symmetricalsounds]

being sat on the bus with grannies n families constantly scratching my balls is not one of my lifes high points...

[8bitboi]

"He woke to find his penis swollen

Happens every day!

^^^ this

[2manynoobs]

well, funny story, if bit embarrassing... ten years ago i got bitten in my sleep by a spider on the nutsack.. had the itchiest balls of my life for a week or so, had to keep popping out of class to the toilet to rub soothing cream on them. probably the worst week for piss taking i ever had at school.... worst of all, id had to go shopping the day after i got bit to buy the cream - being sat on the bus with grannies n families constantly scratching my balls is not one of my lifes high points...

this morning, in the shower, i noticed there was one of these fuckers

sucking on my nuts.
No joke

[esfandyar]

dude is that a tick?

[Neurotik]

well, funny story, if bit embarrassing... ten years ago i got bitten in my sleep by a spider on the nutsack.. had the itchiest balls of my life for a week or so, had to keep popping out of class to the toilet to rub soothing cream on them. probably the worst week for piss taking i ever had at school.... worst of all, id had to go shopping the day after i got bit to buy the cream - being sat on the bus with grannies n families constantly scratching my balls is not one of my lifes high points...

this morning, in the shower, i noticed there was one of these fuckers

sucking on my nuts.
No joke

SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING SHIT ME UP!!

[kidshuffle]

The Canadian went for a skinny-dip at a New Zealand beach, returning to the sand dunes after his nude romp for a nap during which he was bitten on the penis by a venomous katipo spider

I guess romp doesn't mean the same thing in New Zealand. Although romp here can lead to a swollen dick too

[WhosZena]

I remember once finding a spider in my pants, I was camping so its OK.

This New Zealand place isnt getting a good name at the moment.
Sounds like the spider impregnated him.
Next thing you know hes coughing up little bugs.

[deadly_habit]

thread delivers
since i keep my windows open most the time i let the little buggers occupy my room since they take care of mosquitos or any winged or other lil bastards that creep in
seen em late at light crawl across my lcd or dropping down from the ceiling trying to relocate and couldn't bring myself to kill em

[alien pimp]

bother me when tourist bites spider
IN PENIS!