Some one sleeps with your significant other

jonam82 · Post by **jonam82** » Thu May 20, 2010 9:40 am

depends whether he paid me a million dollars first or i arranged it to film in a nasty voyeuristic way

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu May 20, 2010 11:02 am

karmacazee wrote:
particle-jim wrote:what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?

I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore

Replace best friend with brother, and actually catching them on your birthday, and you have me.

Sometimes the people closest to you will betray you and hurt you the most.

So how much do you get for going on Jeremy Kyle?

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Thu May 20, 2010 11:15 am

Pistonsbeneath wrote:if they have kids make sure you bum them in the mouth as well

Im gonna regret asking this............

Here goes: How on earth do you "Bum someone in the mouth"?

james fox · Post by **james fox** » Thu May 20, 2010 11:21 am

cut their achilles tendons with a breadknife and push them down a well

yooamatwa · Post by **yooamatwa** » Thu May 20, 2010 11:31 am

Ok then ..um hypothetically ...what if the act itself happened a couple of years ago ..but you only found out recently ..is there a statute of limitations on an arse kicking?

Lichee · Post by **Lichee** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:19 pm

JFK wrote:
Pistonsbeneath wrote:if they have kids make sure you bum them in the mouth as well
Im gonna regret asking this............

Here goes: How on earth do you "Bum someone in the mouth"?

pfft

karmacazee · Post by **karmacazee** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:36 pm

magma wrote:
karmacazee wrote:
particle-jim wrote:what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?

I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore

Replace best friend with brother, and actually catching them on your birthday, and you have me.

Sometimes the people closest to you will betray you and hurt you the most.
So how much do you get for going on Jeremy Kyle?

It did feel a bit Jeremy Kyle-ish to be fair. stnuc.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:46 pm

karmacazee wrote:
magma wrote:
karmacazee wrote:
particle-jim wrote:what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?

I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore

Replace best friend with brother, and actually catching them on your birthday, and you have me.

Sometimes the people closest to you will betray you and hurt you the most.
So how much do you get for going on Jeremy Kyle?
It did feel a bit Jeremy Kyle-ish to be fair. stnuc.

I just realised it was a really harsh/inappropriate thing to joke about, wasn't it? Sorry!

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sat May 22, 2010 12:52 am

depends:

did she enjoyed it or not?
can I alone requite her need for admiration?
are we co-dependent?
does she mind me shagging on the side?
do we have kids?
are we in love?

did they treat her well?
can they tell me how they schmoozed her?
do they have a fatal disease?
can I feel sorry for them?
are they otherwise nice people?
are they bigger than me?

but ultimately:
am I happy?
do i feel respected?
what do i have to do to feel happy & respected?
can I move on?

only after thinking this thru
would I punch his septum flat

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sat May 22, 2010 1:33 am

i sleep with me gunfinger

Lichee · Post by **Lichee** » Sat May 22, 2010 11:50 am

sd5 wrote:depends:

are they bigger than me?

only after thinking this thru
would I punch his septum flat

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Sat May 22, 2010 12:09 pm

think with the minimalistic brain you were given
sentient beings have free will for a reason

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