James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

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Who Won?

James Corden
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51%
Patrick Stewart
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49%
 
Total votes: 49

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James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by DZA » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:18 pm



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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:23 pm

I hate that fat unfunny tnuc. Picard should of put his fat head in a Vulcan hold.
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by hackman » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:24 pm

lol what was that about?
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by Motorway to Roswell » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:36 pm

I don't even need to watch it to know Stewart won. Corden automatically loses for being Corden.

Edit: Ok, maybe Corden won. Patrick Stewart made me cringe.
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by HamCrescendo » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:43 pm

Not a huge fan of corden (decent actor, very poor comedian, OK at writing sometimes sort of) but Stewarts a cock here.

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by AntlionUK » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:45 pm

i love stewart, but he did make himself look like a tit. Corden is still a cock though so therefore is a draw.
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by jwrs- » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:11 pm

That was awkward.

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by slothrop » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:19 pm

AntlionUK wrote:i love stewart, but he did make himself look like a tit. Corden is still a cock though so therefore is a draw.
Corden won the battle, but Stewart wins the war.

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by drlego » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:19 pm

set your faces to stunned. Picard was a dick there.

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by capo ultra » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:27 pm

horrible viewing. Poor Captain Picard spectacularly fails, didn't know where to look. Don't know who the fat guy is but seemed to take it in his stride
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by ketamine » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:38 pm

What's the whole story?

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by wolf89 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:48 pm

Stewart fell on his ass.

Corden is shit in general though

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by tomm » Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:37 am

posting the picard facepalm would potentially tear a hole in space and time

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by mikey_g » Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:47 am

corden would have won if at the very end he'd said 'can someone get a shuttle ready for the captain' - instead of 'can someone get a taxi for the old man' which wasnt that funny
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by drlego » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:24 am

mikey g wrote:corden would have won if at the very end he'd said 'can someone get a shuttle ready for the captain' - instead of 'can someone get a taxi for the old man' which wasnt that funny
Beam him up!

instant win.

Corden just came across as the bitter fatty and not the jolly fatty that he wants to be. Home with a family bucket!

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:02 am

Should've owned him with the line "If you acted your age you'd be dead, spocko"
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by Kaneda » Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:29 am

Picard is a douche.
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by sebjx » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:57 am

Corden is a prick. 1min18 you can see he's really uncomfortable. Don't know what Stewart was on tho. Such a wierd bunch of insults. Doesn't quite have the delivery right. So awkward to watch. But as I said Stewart FTW as Corden = Prick

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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by LA_Boxers » Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:48 pm

Cordon can suck out!!

His ''comedy'' is him literally doing the same thing every time. ots not funny at all.
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Re: James Corden VS Patrick Stewart

Post by fassyman » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:12 pm

ohhh shit stewart died hard
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