Banoffee Curd depreciation thread

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:17 pm

i like bananas, i like toffee, i like lemon curd... so i think to myself, as i browse the shelfs of my local international cheese centre, 'OH MY FUCKIN DAYS. BANOFFEE CURD. COULD MY DAY GET ANY SICKER?'

of COURSE i bought the banoffee curd, thinking - as you may imagine that i would be buying a little pot of heavenly goodness to enjoy for weeks to come. HOWEVER... upon returning to my dwelling, throwing a maple pancake in the toaster and spreading a thick layer of banoffee curd over the top of it... i discovered to my HORROR... THAT BANOFFEE CURD IS NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD AT ALL

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:00 pm

WHAT, are you MUD?

i ALWAYS have a jar of this in this in me fridge, its the bollocks, put it on some ice cream.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:10 pm

IT'S NO GOOD.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:10 pm

do you want mine then?

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:07 pm

is it this stuff?

hang on, im talkin bout caramel, you talkin bout curd-that does sound mingin!

get some of the caramel stuff, you can spread it anywhere an its delish, you wont be disapointed

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:43 pm

What possessed you to buy this??!

Curd sounds too much like turd for my liking anyway.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:12 pm

i tried it again in case i was wrong. i wasn't wrong. it truly is horrid

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:58 pm

Bananas, toffee, and lemon curd sounds like a pregnant woman concoction.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:05 pm

lol nah there's no lemon. just the curd part of lemon curd. i'm not actually sure what curd is. grand asked me yesterday and i didn't have an answer. i HATE not having a smart arse answer.

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:25 pm

A curd is sort of like a custard, but the liquid component of the recipe is juice instead of milk or cream.

j dub u · Post by **j dub u** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:12 pm

I like banana, I like toffee, I DON'T like Banoffee.

Its way to sweet for my liking.

Makes my teeth mong out.

But on another note. Recently pertroling through marks and sparks at lunch time come apon thise old school delights which are Sour boiled sweets with sherbet in the middle.

My lord have mercy i munched the entire pack in 20 minutes and made my face spaz out over and over.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:35 pm

ahh those are AMAZING

cody · Post by **cody** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:43 pm

i dont like bananas. i dont like toffee. bannoffee curd gettin no love here.

build a bonfire/
put bananas on top/
put banoffee in the middle/
and we'll burn the fuckin lot!

masstronaut · Post by **masstronaut** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:45 pm

You were wrong. I had a curd choice.

j dub u · Post by **j dub u** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:58 pm

Delendi wrote:ahh those are AMAZING

you obviously KNOW!

percy pigs?

Old school.

lol

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