Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[Roflrilla]

confusion is granted

Granted, but then you tell your parents and they accept that you're gay.

I wish my hair was emo, so it would cut itself.

[helix]

confusion is granted

Granted, but then you tell your parents and they accept that you're gay.

I wish my hair was emo, so it would cut itself.

Granted, but it misses and nicks your jugular.


I wish Ash didn't die.

[NilsFG]

confusion is granted

Granted, but then you tell your parents and they accept that you're gay.

I wish my hair was emo, so it would cut itself.

Granted, but it misses and nicks your jugular.


I wish Ash didn't die.

Granted. But Darkside gets killed by crazy Datsik fans because he wouldn't book him for GDTV. Because he's so sad, Ashley tries to kill himself, but it fails and he's braindead. AKA a plant 4 lyf.

I wish I was home instead of here in Egypt.

[Roflrilla]

confusion is granted

Granted, but then you tell your parents and they accept that you're gay.

I wish my hair was emo, so it would cut itself.

Granted, but it misses and nicks your jugular.


I wish Ash didn't die.

Granted. But Darkside gets killed by crazy Datsik fans because he wouldn't book him for GDTV. Because he's so sad, Ashley tries to kill himself, but it fails and he's braindead. AKA a plant 4 lyf.

I wish I was home instead of here in Egypt.

Granted, but Belgium gets invaded by izan's for the 2nd time and you're in a hotel, on the front line.

I wish I thought of something better...

[nousd]

Granted but Brussels has become Cairo
I wish my parents hadn't found out that I was gay.

[helix]

Granted but Brussels has become Cairo
I wish my parents hadn't found out that I was gay.

Granted, they foun- Wait what?


I wish I knew what was going on.

[2manynoobs]

Granted but Brussels has become Cairo
I wish my parents hadn't found out that I was gay.

Granted, they foun- Wait what?


I wish I knew what was going on.

granted but you have short time memory problems

i wish i was a fish

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Granted but Brussels has become Cairo
I wish my parents hadn't found out that I was gay.

Granted, they foun- Wait what?


I wish I knew what was going on.

granted but you have short time memory problems

i wish i was a fish

Your genitals became filled with salty water and leaked mile long fish cackas, you also fell over and lost half of your face due to a sticking carpet accident

I wish my sausage dog could do back flips

[helix]

Granted but Brussels has become Cairo
I wish my parents hadn't found out that I was gay.

Granted, they foun- Wait what?


I wish I knew what was going on.

granted but you have short time memory problems

i wish i was a fish

Your genitals became filled with salty water and leaked mile long fish cackas, you also fell over and lost half of your face due to a sticking carpet accident

I wish my sausage dog could do back flips

Granted.


I wish I had a FACT Magazine mix.

[HRKRT]

granted but every listener comments asking for more mt eden.

i wish my new phone would hurry up and charge so i can play with it

[Big MD]

grantet, but it can't call anymore.


I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!

[adamjames]

grantet, but it can't call anymore.


I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!

Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.

I wish I could fast-track to after uni and be in a brilliant job.

[nicenice]

grantet, but it can't call anymore.


I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!

Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.

I wish I could fast-track to after uni and be in a brilliant job.

Granted, although in your hasty time travel you've missed out on a lot including all of your friends succumbing to terrible drug afflictions. Your parents have no idea what has happened to you and so presume you dead. You do get a brilliant job working as a guinea pig for scientists due to your astounding powers of time travel, eventually after years in the media spotlight you are kidnapped by intelligence forces and never heard of again.

I wish for a girl that listened to Pig Destroyer and was into Dario Argento.

[HRKRT]

granted but she turns out to be a lesbian


i wish i had money today so i didnt miss out on outlook tickets.

[kwami]

granted but she turns out to be a lesbian


i wish i had money today so i didnt miss out on outlook tickets.

Granted but the money comes in the form of the pope's dandruff

I wish for a heavy thunder storm

[pdomino]

granted but she turns out to be a lesbian


i wish i had money today so i didnt miss out on outlook tickets.

Granted but the money comes in the form of the pope's dandruff

I wish for a heavy thunder storm

Granted, but your house fills with raw sewage and dead animals while you are eating your favourite tea.

I wish I was a fish.

[lowfreq]

Granted, but your house fills with raw sewage and dead animals while you are eating your favourite tea.

I wish I was a fish.

granted but you're a gay fish named kanye

i wish i had some fish sticks in the freezer

[helix]

Granted, but your house fills with raw sewage and dead animals while you are eating your favourite tea.

I wish I was a fish.

granted but you're a gay fish named kanye

i wish i had some fish sticks in the freezer

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish I could take a nap.

[lowfreq]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish I could take a nap.

granted but you dream about being trapped in a world where everyone sings and speaks in autotune

i wish i could teleport

[helix]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish I could take a nap.

granted but you dream about being trapped in a world where everyone sings and speaks in autotune

i wish i could teleport

Granted, but you teleport to a world where everyone sings and speaks in autotune.

Which, for the record, sounds pretty cool, because I'm just assuming it's autotuned dancehall.

I STILL wish I could take a nap.