Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[pdomino]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish I could take a nap.

granted but you dream about being trapped in a world where everyone sings and speaks in autotune

i wish i could teleport

Granted, but you teleport to a world where everyone sings and speaks in autotune.

Which, for the record, sounds pretty cool, because I'm just assuming it's autotuned dancehall.

I STILL wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but now your sliding into a coma with a keyboard welded to your fingers.

I wish they'd stop cutting the grass.

[collige]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.

[LA_Boxers]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.

Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.

[HRKRT]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.

Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.

granted but you're stuck in the underground and not meant to be wherever you're meant to be.

i wish my parents didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

[collige]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.

Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.

granted but you're stuck in the underground and not meant to be wherever you're meant to be.

i wish my parents didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

Granted, but you live in the middle of nowhere.

I wish the CDs I ordered from Boomkat and planet.mu were in my hands.

[kwami]

Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.

Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.

granted but you're stuck in the underground and not meant to be wherever you're meant to be.

i wish my parents didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

Granted, but you live in the middle of nowhere.

I wish the CDs I ordered from Boomkat and planet.mu were in my hands.

Granted but your hands are jelly and your CDs are now sticky

I wish I were a fish

[64hz]

granted but your a gay fish named kanye


i wish i were kanye

[collige]

Granted, but you're Kanye.

I don't know what to wish for.

[Big MD]

granted - as known the lake dryed out where i wanted to swim, so you are going to bee there!!

I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!

Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.

i wish i could sleep!

[Cillit Bang]

granted - as known the lake dryed out where i wanted to swim, so you are going to bee there!!

I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!

Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.

i wish i could sleep!

Granted, but you don't wake up, ever.

I wish I didn't just get banned again

[Big MD]

granted - as known the lake dryed out where i wanted to swim, so you are going to bee there!!

I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!

Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.

i wish i could sleep!

Granted, but you don't wake up, ever.

I wish I didn't just get banned again

granted - but because i'm sleeping i couldn't tell the moderators of your wish.


i wish i'm awake again

[jungletime21]

granted, but when you wake up you realize everyone else in the world is sleeping.

I wish for one giant tooth.

[HRKRT]

granted but as you cannot masticate properly your mouth hurts when you eat.

i wish there weren't any more wasps about. just got woken up by one. theres now 7, in various cups, on my windowsill.

[helix]

granted but as you cannot masticate properly your mouth hurts when you eat.

i wish there weren't any more wasps about. just got woken up by one. theres now 7, in various cups, on my windowsill.

Granted, but it turns out wasps were the only thing keeping us alive.


Shit, I wish we weren't all fucking dead.

[HRKRT]

granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.

[lowfreq]

granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.

granted but you wake up in a cop car to find you have sleep walked an tried to rob your local mcdonalds

i wish i had a mcdonalds in my house

[helix]

granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.

granted but you wake up in a cop car to find you have sleep walked an tried to rob your local mcdonalds

i wish i had a mcdonalds in my house

Granted, but your house is In McDonalds.


I wish that joke wasn't horrible.

[lowfreq]

granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.

granted but you wake up in a cop car to find you have sleep walked an tried to rob your local mcdonalds

i wish i had a mcdonalds in my house

Granted, but your house is In McDonalds.


I wish that joke wasn't horrible.

granted but you were the only one who liked it

i wish my jokes satisfied you

[sigbowls]

they do but im a retard

i wish i had a jet joistick for my xbox

[stappard]

they do but im a retard

i wish i had a jet joistick for my xbox

granted, but its in your arse





i wish i was in a casual relationship with selma hayek