proof that crop circles are a hoax!

[pkay]

Parsons: Honest question here. How do you thing crop circles are made?

My beef with the crop circles are that a lot of people believe them to be markings left by a physical element of a ship. Which is something I cannot get on board with.

As stated prior, I believe alien life forms have interacted with our planet, just not in this manner.

[parson]

i think they're being made with some type of electromagnetic "printer" like a laser jet on paper. they project the image onto the field. the images warp with the landscape.

[hackman]

my epic long crop circle thread ending with 333 posts:

333 is the value of the phrase "To You my heart has spoken(לְךָ אָמַר לִבִּי)

and for the haterz

333 is the value of "forgetfulness" (שִׁכְחָה)

cos you know it all deep down

[parson]

my epic long crop circle thread ending with 333 posts:

333 is the value of the phrase "To You my heart has spoken(לְךָ אָמַר לִבִּי)

and for the haterz

333 is the value of "forgetfulness" (שִׁכְחָה)

cos you know it all deep down

i noticed that shit too. well done.

edit: this is post 144 in this thread.

[hackman]

haha lol

deeeep!

there was this little gem too

333 indicated once, that is to say, for the first time, expresses the mystery of the unity of God.

[pkay]

i think they're being made with some type of electromagnetic "printer" like a laser jet on paper. they project the image onto the field. the images warp with the landscape.

My problem is the science of it all. I don't doubt that someone capable of traveling multiple light years would have amazing technology beyond our comprehension, but anything capable of interacting with pyhsical and/or organic elements of our planet would require extensive testing in a similar enviroment.

In our infancy of space travel, we've found the varying atmospheric conditions of Mars to severely limit our technology to basic RF transmissions and very simple mechanical movements. We could likely master technology to operate on mars, however it would require very similar conditions for sustained amounts of time which would require being on that planet.

The enviroment of earth is insanely unqiue and I think thus far, the majority of alien interactions with earth have been very rough tests that have resulted in failures. Ship crashes/sightings, etc were all unintended encounters. While I believe aliens have been in contact with our planet I think it has to be in somewhat in its infancy, or we'd see more of them or have more documented interactions. I think any aliens currently surveying our planet are simply conducting tests to develop the technology to interact with our planet sucessfully.

[parson]

i think they're being made with some type of electromagnetic "printer" like a laser jet on paper. they project the image onto the field. the images warp with the landscape.

My problem is the science of it all. I don't doubt that someone capable of traveling multiple light years would have amazing technology beyond our comprehension, but anything capable of interacting with pyhsical and/or organic elements of our planet would require extensive testing in a similar enviroment.

In our infancy of space travel, we've found the varying atmospheric conditions of Mars to severely limit our technology to basic RF transmissions and very simple mechanical movements. We could likely master technology to operate on mars, however it would require very similar conditions for sustained amounts of time which would require being on that planet.

The enviroment of earth is insanely unqiue and I think thus far, the majority of alien interactions with earth have been very rough tests that have resulted in failures. Ship crashes/sightings, etc were all unintended encounters. While I believe aliens have been in contact with our planet I think it has to be in somewhat in its infancy, or we'd see more of them or have more documented interactions. I think any aliens currently surveying our planet are simply conducting tests to develop the technology to interact with our planet sucessfully.

you're thinking about this completely wrong. it's like you learned about science 100 years ago.

these guys aren't traveling at high velocity across vast distances to come fuck with our minds with crop circles.

aliens coming here would be traveling through time and space because they have an added measure of perception. the difference between us and them would be like the difference between a plant and an animal. the plant is stuck, but the animal moves freely.

[parson]

the employment of sacred geometry is an indication of enlightenment. it's hard to explain WHY if you don't KNOW so all i can ask is that you take that as a given. and enlightenment means awareness of the world beyond this illusion. this simulation.

it's a big world out there.

edit: PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:44 pm :]

[parson]

i think of crop circles as like signs on the road to Eschaton.

[xarcane]

Parson if I haven't said it before, you're so full of shit it's incredible. Every time you take a walk, a little bit of it must dribble down your leg and splash on the pavement; I can only imagine the smell.

[wolf89]

i think they're being made with some type of electromagnetic "printer" like a laser jet on paper. they project the image onto the field. the images warp with the landscape.

My problem is the science of it all. I don't doubt that someone capable of traveling multiple light years would have amazing technology beyond our comprehension, but anything capable of interacting with pyhsical and/or organic elements of our planet would require extensive testing in a similar enviroment.

In our infancy of space travel, we've found the varying atmospheric conditions of Mars to severely limit our technology to basic RF transmissions and very simple mechanical movements. We could likely master technology to operate on mars, however it would require very similar conditions for sustained amounts of time which would require being on that planet.

The enviroment of earth is insanely unqiue and I think thus far, the majority of alien interactions with earth have been very rough tests that have resulted in failures. Ship crashes/sightings, etc were all unintended encounters. While I believe aliens have been in contact with our planet I think it has to be in somewhat in its infancy, or we'd see more of them or have more documented interactions. I think any aliens currently surveying our planet are simply conducting tests to develop the technology to interact with our planet sucessfully.

you're thinking about this completely wrong. it's like you learned about science 100 years ago.

these guys aren't traveling at high velocity across vast distances to come fuck with our minds with crop circles.

aliens coming here would be traveling through time and space because they have an added measure of perception. the difference between us and them would be like the difference between a plant and an animal. the plant is stuck, but the animal moves freely.

Surely if they can operate on that level they wouldn't bother printing shit on our planet. Surely there's something more interesting to do when moving through time and space in a way we couldn't remotely understand?

On a seperate subject it makes me think of when people claim ghosts go round wobbling and knocking things over in the night at their house on purpose. Like if when people made it into some kind of state on earth after death they'd just go round mildy irritating people.

[parson]

i think they're being made with some type of electromagnetic "printer" like a laser jet on paper. they project the image onto the field. the images warp with the landscape.

My problem is the science of it all. I don't doubt that someone capable of traveling multiple light years would have amazing technology beyond our comprehension, but anything capable of interacting with pyhsical and/or organic elements of our planet would require extensive testing in a similar enviroment.

In our infancy of space travel, we've found the varying atmospheric conditions of Mars to severely limit our technology to basic RF transmissions and very simple mechanical movements. We could likely master technology to operate on mars, however it would require very similar conditions for sustained amounts of time which would require being on that planet.

The enviroment of earth is insanely unqiue and I think thus far, the majority of alien interactions with earth have been very rough tests that have resulted in failures. Ship crashes/sightings, etc were all unintended encounters. While I believe aliens have been in contact with our planet I think it has to be in somewhat in its infancy, or we'd see more of them or have more documented interactions. I think any aliens currently surveying our planet are simply conducting tests to develop the technology to interact with our planet sucessfully.

you're thinking about this completely wrong. it's like you learned about science 100 years ago.

these guys aren't traveling at high velocity across vast distances to come fuck with our minds with crop circles.

aliens coming here would be traveling through time and space because they have an added measure of perception. the difference between us and them would be like the difference between a plant and an animal. the plant is stuck, but the animal moves freely.

Surely if they can operate on that level they wouldn't bother printing shit on our planet. Surely there's something more interesting to do when moving through time and space in a way we couldn't remotely understand?

that's like a plant wondering why an animal would bother fucking with them. not saying that they wanna eat us, but just that plants have very limited perception. they can't even imagine what it would be like to see 3d much less travel around in it.

the prevailing explanation as to the WHY of it all is because we're fundamentally tied into the grand scheme of things. it's a real grand scheme.

[hackman]

seeing as we are related to aliens, and we were created by aliens (basically)
it's natural to assume aliens would take an active interest in what we do and our planet (which they also had a hand in making suitable for our needs)


educate yourself

[wolf89]

but our world is boring. We got Little Chef, Carpet Right and Hollyoaks

why bother with us?

[parson]

but our world is boring. We got Little Chef, Carpet Right and Hollyoaks

why bother with us?

i could see not bothering with you

[xarcane]

Anthropology and genetics. Educate yo'delf foo'.

[wolf89]

but our world is boring. We got Little Chef, Carpet Right and Hollyoaks

why bother with us?

i could see not bothering with you

Yeah, I agree. All I do is get drunk, buy records and fart lots

Honestly I don't think they'd be that amazed by you either Parson. I mean maybe they might like your music, but if they can move in a whole new way through time and space they might even think that's boring.

[parson]

but our world is boring. We got Little Chef, Carpet Right and Hollyoaks

why bother with us?

i could see not bothering with you

Yeah, I agree. All I do is get drunk, buy records and fart lots

Honestly I don't think they'd be that amazed by you either Parson. I mean maybe they might like your music, but if they can move in a whole new way through time and space they might even think that's boring.

i never said they were amazed by me. they hardly ever even talk to me.

[wolf89]

So they have at some point?

Or are you joking?

If they have, when and how?

[parson]

they stop in for tea on occasion. just to catch up.