Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

[helix]

daaaaaaayum.
sterling work young man.

she looks like she never wears deodorant but never smells bad, likes minimal techno, lives in a big country house with her mum that has a piano in the lounge and is full of books and trinkets from her travels.
fiercely intelligent and well-read, she talks a bit posh but swears like a sailor.
and she also gives good head and wears a lot of flipflops.

her name is probably sarah or katherine.

I'd have wifey'd her if that was the case.

Did you poke it doe?

[horse]

[upstateface]

daaaaaaayum.
sterling work young man.

she looks like she never wears deodorant but never smells bad, likes minimal techno, lives in a big country house with her mum that has a piano in the lounge and is full of books and trinkets from her travels.
fiercely intelligent and well-read, she talks a bit posh but swears like a sailor.
and she also gives good head and wears a lot of flipflops.

her name is probably sarah or katherine.

I'd have wifey'd her if that was the case.

Did you poke it doe?

The "real" way.

[the acid never lies]

or like this?

[Phigure]

However the pinnacle (and start) of my entire sexual career has to be this girl:


I can die happy.

Oh damn

10/10

i'd give my left nut for her

[Phigure]

oh and here's my ex on the left


shes cute but her body looks like this

[knell]

thats a shame, she's rather pretty tho

[knell]

met her while chasing another girl, and hit it off (long story)

[Phigure]

met her while chasing another girl, and hit it off (long story)

those lips

[collige]

met her while chasing another girl, and hit it off (long story)

those lips

that duckface

[knell]

those lips

that duckface

U jealouz colligez

but anyway, she's awesome, so it doesnt really matter to me what she looks like

and Phigure, that's exactly what i thought the first time i met her

[collige]

those lips

that duckface

U jealouz colligez

but anyway, she's awesome, so it doesnt really matter to me what she looks like

and Phigure, that's exactly what i thought the first time i met her

Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive and has beautiful lips. She just needs to stop making that duckface is all.

[Phigure]

those lips

that duckface

U jealouz colligez

but anyway, she's awesome, so it doesnt really matter to me what she looks like

and Phigure, that's exactly what i thought the first time i met her

Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive and has beautiful lips. She just needs to stop making that duckface is all.

duckface = better blowjobs

[knell]

Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive and has beautiful lips. She just needs to stop making that duckface is all.

i see. i have a few pics to choose from, i just chose those, i guess i'm a sucker for the duckface?

[knell]

duckface = better blowjobs

indeed!

i mean... wait...

gah if she ever finds this thread im in for a stern talking to.

but i suppose if she ever finds dubstepforum.com, joins, scours the SNHO, knows what a WAG is, and clicks this thread, and goes to this exact page... i think by that point ill deserve it

[Phigure]

duckface = better blowjobs

indeed!

i mean... wait...

gah if she ever finds this thread im in for a stern talking to.

but i suppose if she ever finds dubstepforum.com, joins, scours the SNHO, knows what a WAG is, and clicks this thread, and goes to this exact page... i think by that point ill deserve it

or if you leave the thread open and she uses your computer

[knell]

or if you leave the thread open and she uses your computer

thanks for reminding me

have to step up the caution, since she does use my computer often these days...

cookies + history = deleted

EDIT: actually, she'd probably laugh it off.... but still, im not willing to take that chance

[Phigure]

or if you leave the thread open and she uses your computer

thanks for reminding me

have to step up the caution, since she does use my computer often these days...

cookies + history = deleted

nice!

or just use Chrome's Incognito mode

[knell]

nice!

or just use Chrome's Incognito mode

hell ya, i use Chrome, too... gonna have to get all up in over on top of that

[faust.dtc]

The new additions to this thread have made me very happy. Top marks to all...