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nowaysj wrote:Well than listen to your ol' dad, you can't smoke weed, doesn't mean others can't enjoy it's benefaction . It's legal where I live, where a lot of us live. Just take it easy.
I can't drink. I can't stand seeing people get drunk. But I bite my tongue out of respect. Generally.
I'd like to reiterate, take it easy!
Parents knew and didn't mind that i smoked the herb at 14. so thats not the issue. It was your "Show some respect" comment that made me laugh.
What i was saying is that i have no problem with smokers/drinkers. I dont hate on it, i just cringe when someone write about "how drunk i got last night" or "how baked i was when i eat that cactus" (just examples)
do it if you want just find it weird to talk about it like a subject. Strange, it doesn't feel normal to act this way i know.
again, im chilled its just a pet hate.
well these stories aren't necessarily about accidents WHILE high
when my accident happened, for example, I wasn't high, i just left my bong standing on my desk
JBE wrote:I once knocked one over onto my brand new 1500 dollar laptop. The water got through the keyboard and into the motherboard, hard drive and everything else. Completely fried out. Then I come to find out that the warranty, as awesome and expensive as it was, does not cover water damage unless it came through some sort of malfunction within the home or other area.
So, I had to come up with a clever plan to make it look like it was their fault so I cut the strap on the carrying case I got with it, just enough to weaken it so I could rip it. Once I ripped it I just tossed the whole thing, including the laptop into a bathtub full of water. Cleaned out the rank bong water and soaked the carrying case and filled the entire laptop with water.
Called them them the next day, told them I was walking to my car and the strap broke and the whole thing fell into a big puddle. 1 month later, new laptop.
And they say pot heads are stupid
legend4ry wrote:... For the record, DSF needs a salute emoticon.
Like this one?
Blaze it -4.20dB
nowaysj wrote:Raising a girl in this jizz filled world is not the easiest thing.
Phigure wrote:I haven't heard such a beautiful thing since that time Jesus sang Untrue
If I ever get banned I'll come back as SpunkLo, just you mark my words.
i don't understand musicians who don't smoke ganja. generalising here, but their music always feels kind of soul-less and robotic to me. like having sex without ganja. if it makes these things so much better, why fight it?
Recessive Trait wrote:i don't understand musicians who don't smoke ganja. generalising here, but their music always feels kind of soul-less and robotic to me. like having sex without ganja. if it makes these things so much better, why fight it?
bongs are for yankees. smoke pure joints!
i hate being high when producing . i'll end up trying to do some sound i have in mind for hours and in the end iget totally frustrated and everything just pisses me off for the next few hours.
oh wait, actually i have that every time i turn on logic lately
now playing instruments after a couple of joints, that's a whole different matter. i love jamming with my buddies on guitar/bass while totally shitfaced
Not exactly a bong accident... However, me and a buddy were out DJing together one time and I was kinda drunk and dancing and getting a little too into the whole thing, ended up knocking over my drink and spilling it all over his book of cds
What a mess! Had to pull out all the cds and dry them off and boy was he mad at me after that one
Recessive Trait wrote:i don't understand musicians who don't smoke ganja. generalising here, but their music always feels kind of soul-less and robotic to me. like having sex without ganja. if it makes these things so much better, why fight it?
you dont understand musicians who dont smoke?... its a personal preference, i dont WANT to do drugs, creativity comes naturally to me without having to change my state of mind (so to say). and youre also saying that music that was produced by people who dont do drugs feels soul-less and robotic?, possibly the most narrow minded thing ive heard. as i always say, each to their own, do what you gotta do, this just got to me.
JBE wrote:I once knocked one over onto my brand new 1500 dollar laptop. The water got through the keyboard and into the motherboard, hard drive and everything else. Completely fried out. Then I come to find out that the warranty, as awesome and expensive as it was, does not cover water damage unless it came through some sort of malfunction within the home or other area.
So, I had to come up with a clever plan to make it look like it was their fault so I cut the strap on the carrying case I got with it, just enough to weaken it so I could rip it. Once I ripped it I just tossed the whole thing, including the laptop into a bathtub full of water. Cleaned out the rank bong water and soaked the carrying case and filled the entire laptop with water.
Called them them the next day, told them I was walking to my car and the strap broke and the whole thing fell into a big puddle. 1 month later, new laptop.
Probably the most clever way I've heard. Nice that you got a new one like that
had a guitar amp vibrate an old jagged crash cymbal off the wall (i have no idea why friend had it hanging up there). so when the cymbal fell, it knocked over and broke the bong, which had been resting atop the amp head and bong water trickled all down inside the electronics of the amp thru the vents on the top of the head. and if that's not enough, i just happened to be crouched down at the bottom of the amp fiddling with some fx pedals in a bit of a trance, so got covered in bong water, hit by the cymbal AND had the living piss scared out of me.
One time, drunk, pothead friend spilled a beer on my numarks like a week after I got them...
To his luck though, I took one of those teeth on the side, right behind the canines, where they start to flatten out and turn into molars, and forgave him.
Still funny watching him try n pick up on girls lookin like hes fit for some overalls and a can of chew now though.
Not that bad an acicdent but pretty funny....chillin in my studio (/uni room..) with a couple of mates with a zoot last term and was using of those shitty 5 for a pound lighters. Noticed the flame was going back up inside the lighter when I let go of the gas, so chucked it out the window knowing it was gona blow. Forgot about it for about 45 seconds, and then hear a banging noise as if someones just cracked a football at my window (im on the ground floor by the way). Went out side to find that the bush underneath my window was just on fire. Ran out with armed with glasses of water and stamped it out. Campus security and a couple of porters came looking around right outside my window. Cue frantic oust search ha
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Once a bong tipped over when rearranging some stuff on a desk and splashed some on my Virus' keys. Nothing happened thankfully. It wasn't much.
A dumb friend of mine once spilled a big bong full of water over his desk and right into the top of his computer case which had a 120mm exhaust fan on top. You can guess what happened after that. He had just built that system too. He has a horrible history of dropping and breaking stuff... so much so that whenever he is around or is driving I get instantly nervous.
I don't really have a story but every time I go over to my buddies house the bong gets spilled at least once, usually about 3 times a sesh depending on how long we hangout. I swear he kicks that thing over daily its really amazing it hasnt broken yet... hes had it for about 4 years second hand from our other friend. The carpet has beer and bong water spilled on it all the time he doesn't even get bummed when it happens anymore its totally normal, sometimes he just lets it soak in without even trying to clean it.
one time in the studio i knocked my boys 2 foot bong over by accident with my leg. instead of falling on the soft carpet it hit the base of the chair i was sitting in. the shitty part is it didnt even break where it hit the chair, nooooo, it had to be the part where you put the slide in. cracked. the good news is there is a song named after me from that session.
We got a dude with his studio in the kitchen, and the ceiling caved in on him, soaking his rig (is that right) vs a dude with a song named after his poor bong handling protocols.
